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Alucard188
10/18/23 7:35:39 PM
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https://twitter.com/OMGno2trump/status/1714767951360827731?t=e4NdqvtN13FDbscveptHiQ&s=19

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JuanCarlos1
10/18/23 7:37:18 PM
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Wait, what?! So he pretty much has no real defense for this case until the lawyers are credited in the state?

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Tyranthraxus
10/18/23 7:38:00 PM
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The strategy: get mistrial declared because of attorney incompetence

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GranAures
10/18/23 7:45:12 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

"You get what you pay for." - Old Adage

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MICHALECOLE
10/18/23 7:47:05 PM
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My cousin Vinny but not charming or likable
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Zeeak4444
10/18/23 8:23:03 PM
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GranAures posted...
"You get what you pay for." - Old Adage

in this case we go a step further and you get what you dont pay for.

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DrizztLink
10/18/23 8:24:32 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
in this case we go a step further and you get what you dont pay for.
Soon enough:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/7/AABUaRAAE8wT.jpg

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GranAures
10/18/23 8:29:47 PM
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Zeeak4444 posted...
in this case we go a step further and you get what you dont pay for.
Well he doesn't pay so it makes sense he gets nothing.

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Zeeak4444
10/18/23 8:31:17 PM
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GranAures posted...
Well he doesn't pay so it makes sense he gets nothing.

i know, I almost didnt post cause I felt the same way but just wanted to talk some more shit

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Srk700
10/18/23 8:33:32 PM
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This is no surprise. Any lawyer that has even a shred of competence would know not to represent a client from hell like Trump.
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Enclave
10/18/23 8:39:24 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
My cousin Vinny but not charming or likable

Vinny was at least a decent lawyer who largely just sucked at the procedural stuff due to inexperience. Trump's lawyers are just plain shit.

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MICHALECOLE
10/18/23 8:55:01 PM
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Enclave posted...
Vinny was at least a decent lawyer who largely just sucked at the procedural stuff due to inexperience. Trump's lawyers are just plain shit.
Well he also wasnt allowed to be practicing law in whatever state they were in
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Enclave
10/18/23 9:12:50 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Well he also wasnt allowed to be practicing law in whatever state they were in

Not exactly, he was allowed to practice law as long as the Judge approved it which the Judge did, though was convinced to allow it under false pretences. That differs in this scenario since this court just straight up has rules that require the lawyers to be members of the bar, there's no exceptions.

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MICHALECOLE
10/18/23 9:13:40 PM
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Enclave posted...
Not exactly, he was allowed to practice law as long as the Judge approved it which the Judge did, though was convinced to allow it under false pretences. That differs in this scenario since this court just straight up has rules that require the lawyers to be members of the bar, there's no exceptions.
Wasnt he using a fake name?

its been awhile since Ive seen it
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Tyranthraxus
10/18/23 9:14:32 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Wasnt he using a fake name?

its been awhile since Ive seen it
Yes he lied about his identity to impress the judge.

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Enclave
10/18/23 9:19:09 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Wasnt he using a fake name?

Again, false pretences, he lied to get approval.

He didn't lie and say he was a lawyer who had passed the bar in Alabama because Jerry Gallo hadn't passed the bar in Alabama. The lie was so the Judge could verify that he was an experienced trial lawyer. The court expressly allowed out of State lawyers who hadn't pass the bar in Alabama as long as the judge in the case allowed it.

See the distinction? Vinny himself would never have gotten the approval of the Judge, not because he hadn't passed the bar in Alabama but because he was fresh out of school, a completely fresh lawyer who had no trial experience. It's a different situation completely from Trumps lawyers, Trumps lawyers can't even try to get approval, they need to pass the bar to represent Trump in that court due to the rules of that court. This is a fundamentally different situation from My Cousin Vinny.

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ooger
10/18/23 9:21:13 PM
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this is hilarious.

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MICHALECOLE
10/18/23 9:22:47 PM
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Enclave posted...
Again, false pretences, he lied to get approval.

He didn't lie and say he was a lawyer who had passed the bar in Alabama because Jerry Gallo hadn't passed the bar in Alabama. The lie was so the Judge could verify that he was an experienced trial lawyer. The court expressly allowed out of State lawyers who hadn't pass the bar in Alabama as long as the judge in the case allowed it.

See the distinction? Vinny himself would never have gotten the approval of the Judge, not because he hadn't passed the bar in Alabama but because he was fresh out of school, a completely fresh lawyer who had no trial experience. It's a different situation completely from Trumps lawyers, Trumps lawyers can't even try to get approval, they need to pass the bar to represent Trump in that court due to the rules of that court. This is a fundamentally different situation from My Cousin Vinny.
Six of one half dozen of the other
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Enclave
10/18/23 9:23:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Six of one half dozen of the other

Distinctions like this matter a great deal in the legal system.

There's a clear difference between being allowed to do something with approval and being not allowed to do something. The lie that Vinny told is a different matter altogether and a matter he's very lucky the Judge didn't pursue once he found out the truth.

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MICHALECOLE
10/18/23 9:25:06 PM
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Enclave posted...
Distinctions like this matter a great deal in the legal system.
yeah but while I appreciate your knowledge in both my cousin Vinny and what trumps lawyers are going through, I am still okay making the comparison that I made
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Enclave
10/18/23 9:27:11 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
yeah but while I appreciate your knowledge in both my cousin Vinny and what trumps lawyers are going through, I am still okay making the comparison that I made

I REALLY like My Cousin Vinny :P

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Kradek
10/18/23 9:35:24 PM
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It's crazy, just last night I was hearing MSNBC legal analyst Danny Cevallos talk about how as a fellow defense attorney he feels Laurel is respectable and has built a reputation. I guess once you get sucked into Trump's orbit what little self-respect you had for yourself gets sucked away by the void.

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itcheyness
10/18/23 9:37:02 PM
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Enclave posted...
The lie that Vinny told is a different matter altogether and a matter he's very lucky the Judge didn't pursue once he found out the truth.
If I remember correctly, the judge never found out the truth. He eventually managed to get a hold of someone in New York to check on Vinny's fake name, and Mona Lisa had already convinced that person to lie to him.

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Enclave
10/18/23 9:38:28 PM
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itcheyness posted...
If I remember correctly, the judge never found out the truth. He eventually managed to get a hold of someone in New York to check on Vinny's fake name, and Mona Lisa had already convinced that person to lie to him.

I'd have to watch the end of the movie but as I recall he suggested after the trial he'd found out. This part I'm actually fuzzy on, this means I need to watch the movie again, thank you!

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Kradek
10/18/23 9:38:48 PM
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https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/10/donald-trump-dc-gag-order-appeal#:~:text= %E2%80%9COur%20records%20reveal%20that%20you,attorneys%20who%20are%20not%20members.%E2%80%9D

https://themessenger.com/politics/trump-appeal-bar-dc-court-of-appeals

https://www.politicususa.com/2023/10/18/court-flags-trump-gag-order-appeal-because-lawyer-is-not-member-of-bar-for-dc-circuit.html

If you trust any of those sources.

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misterbum
10/18/23 9:38:59 PM
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Lock him up

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Tyranthraxus
10/18/23 9:40:14 PM
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Enclave posted...
I'd have to watch the end of the movie but as I recall he suggested after the trial he'd found out. This part I'm actually fuzzy on, this means I need to watch the movie again, thank you!

Nah at the end of the movie Vinny tears Mona away from a payphone call to force her to testify and later she reveals she was calling a clerk in New York to fax over fake information corroborating Vinny's fake identity.

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