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Lion_of_Gemini
10/15/23 9:30:08 PM
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It was so satisfying creating havoc and chaos and there being too many people around for anyone to blame it on you.

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Cruciferous
10/15/23 9:30:50 PM
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miss it?
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k1zzl3_82
10/15/23 9:32:17 PM
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I do it in the grocery store now. Leave it in the middle of the aisle and walk to the next aisle. Wait until someone walks in and from the other side of the aisle I pretend I am on the phone with my wife and I say I smell popcorn

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Rotterdammerung
10/15/23 9:35:04 PM
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i miss crop dusting exam halls as an examination invigilator at university.

take that, economics students!

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Tom_Joad
10/15/23 9:42:11 PM
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Why would I miss it when I still do it in the real world?

I fart in an empty elevator right before the doors open. I fart in hallways and offices.

I fart in the subways and buses... and in taxis/ubers right before I get out.

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roos1046_Reborn
10/15/23 9:42:55 PM
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I love farting.

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Fin_Dawg_004
10/15/23 9:44:14 PM
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Biological warfare is never okay

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FolkenRawr
10/15/23 9:44:31 PM
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I do it at work all the time

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Dungeater
10/15/23 9:45:14 PM
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i dont fart anywhere except for restrooms, my home (but in private), and outdoors if no one is around. been that way my entire life

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StealThisSheen
10/15/23 9:46:41 PM
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Don't worry. Everybody knew it was you.

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aarrgus
10/15/23 9:51:29 PM
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I could never get the airplane to fit in the hallway.

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Cruciferous
10/15/23 11:08:23 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

do you not
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Lion_of_Gemini
10/16/23 11:50:49 AM
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Dungeater posted...
i dont fart anywhere except for restrooms, my home (but in private), and outdoors if no one is around. been that way my entire life

Thats no fun.

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Lion_of_Gemini
10/16/23 9:23:22 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
Don't worry. Everybody knew it was you.

My identity remains a secret to this very day.

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Dungeater
10/16/23 11:05:04 PM
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Lion_of_Gemini posted...
Thats no fun.
idgi

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Lion_of_Gemini
10/17/23 9:36:26 PM
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Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Biological warfare is never okay

War has no rules. Anything goes.

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PoopPotato
10/17/23 9:37:11 PM
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No, I just crop dust the grocery aisles now

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Villain_S_Fiend
10/17/23 9:39:57 PM
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I like to crop dust the candle aisle at Target.

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Ratchetrockon
10/17/23 9:40:47 PM
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Nah I don't like doing that

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MrResetti
10/17/23 9:43:32 PM
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I avoid blame by doing it either on the gastro unit or outside c diff patient rooms.
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Lion_of_Gemini
10/20/23 8:48:48 PM
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MrResetti posted...
I avoid blame by doing it either on the gastro unit or outside c diff patient rooms.

Blaming the patients. Nice.

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