Current Events > $420 but a lunatic punches Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago

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UnfairRepresent
10/12/23 4:29:19 PM
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Money is after tax but if you take it then some lunatic in Mar-a-Lago will punch Donald Trump in the side of the head for no reason while he was walking past, catching Trump's security totally off guard.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/9/AAZiH8AADpOt.jpg

Would you take it?

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MarcoRubio
10/12/23 4:29:47 PM
#2:


Can I stack this offer?

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masterpug53
10/12/23 4:30:41 PM
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Why did you spell the word 'and' as b-u-t in the topic title? Craziest typo I ever did see.

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UltimateWing
10/12/23 4:31:36 PM
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If someone takes the money, will they get charged too?

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BlueAnnihilator
10/12/23 4:33:31 PM
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Is there lasting damage?

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VeggetaX
10/12/23 4:33:36 PM
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Don't fall for it guys saying you want violence to happen to Trump will get you modded

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LeCh0nk
10/12/23 4:34:07 PM
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Hell, I'd pay that.

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UnfairRepresent
10/12/23 4:38:13 PM
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UltimateWing posted...
If someone takes the money, will they get charged too?
I don't see how law enforcement would ever link it


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LoZguy709
10/12/23 4:43:08 PM
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Don't fall for it! Trump will carry 2024 with enough sympathy votes because Republicans will then be able to convince centrists that it was deep state and you will be tied into the controversy.

UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't see how law enforcement would ever link it

The topic here is already a written record.
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UltimateWing
10/12/23 4:43:08 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't see how law enforcement would ever link it

I got to think on that one. As much as he deserves it, Id rather wait and see if karma hits him first.

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UnfairRepresent
10/12/23 4:47:30 PM
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LoZguy709 posted...


The topic here is already a written record.
Sure but how would law enforcement find this topic?

And even then link the person who voted yes to the guy who punched Trump.

I think you're safe baring psychic cops

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ellis123
10/12/23 4:52:27 PM
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I'm confused. We aren't paying someone to hit Trump? That seems a bit backwards.

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Trumble
10/12/23 4:57:50 PM
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Even if I liked the guy, I'd still probably take this. It's the kind of event that's gonna happen here and there anyway, one punch isn't a disaster, and it doesn't directly affect me so it's basically free money.

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UnfairRepresent
10/12/23 5:31:27 PM
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BlueAnnihilator posted...
Is there lasting damage?
I mean potentially.

You'd have to be a fool to not consider that punching an old man in the head could be a disaster.

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itachi15243
10/12/23 5:33:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean potentially.

You'd have to be a fool to not consider that punching an old man in the head could be a disaster.


MarcoRubio posted...
Can I stack this offer?


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I_is_smart
10/12/23 5:34:39 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Hell, I'd pay that.


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-Unowninator-
10/12/23 5:53:43 PM
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LeCh0nk posted...
Hell, I'd pay that.

This. I'd pay multiple times if I could. Shame on anyone who says no.

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UnfairRepresent
10/13/23 5:15:58 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
This. I'd pay multiple times if I could. Shame on anyone who says no.
bruh

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Ricemills
10/13/23 5:20:54 AM
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Replace the "but" with "or", and you will still get the same poll result.

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Dark_Arbron
10/13/23 5:24:59 AM
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Trumble posted...
Even if I liked the guy, I'd still probably take this. It's the kind of event that's gonna happen here and there anyway, one punch isn't a disaster, and it doesn't directly affect me so it's basically free money.

UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean potentially.

You'd have to be a fool to not consider that punching an old man in the head could be a disaster.

For what its worth, one-punch attacks are a thing and they have killed people, including young and fit people.


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Philip027
10/13/23 5:28:28 AM
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What's the downside?
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SayHeyyShohei
10/13/23 6:39:17 AM
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For the record, I'm paying to have this done? Because I would.

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UnfairRepresent
10/13/23 8:52:52 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
For the record, I'm paying to have this done? Because I would.
geez

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/13/23 8:54:12 AM
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fam i would have done it for 1 cent!
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ANort175
10/13/23 8:54:16 AM
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I'd pay $420 for you to stop making these topics

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AlveinFencer
10/13/23 8:55:14 AM
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The victimization mileage he and other Republicans would milk from that wouldn't be worth it. They'd treat the puncher like that guy who shot Reagan to impress...I forget which actress. I think she was in Taxi Cab.

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UnfairRepresent
10/13/23 9:04:50 AM
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AlveinFencer posted...
The victimization mileage he and other Republicans would milk from that wouldn't be worth it. They'd treat the puncher like that guy who shot Reagan to impress...I forget which actress. I think she was in Taxi Cab.
Jane Fonder

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CreepyGuy2007
10/13/23 9:06:08 AM
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So I get $420 and some comedy?

Whats the downside again?
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Golden_Key33
10/13/23 9:14:58 AM
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What happens to the puncher?

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McMarbles
10/13/23 9:17:57 AM
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I thought there was supposed to be a downside.

What's next, "$1,000,000" but you also get a free puppy who's already house-trained and won't trigger allergies"?

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SayHeyyShohei
10/13/23 11:33:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
geez

Something wrong with what I said?

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-Unowninator-
10/13/23 12:43:30 PM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...


Something wrong with what I said?

Nope, nothing at all.

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luigi33
10/13/23 12:44:30 PM
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Can the lunatic have the strength of prime Mike Tyson?

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AlveinFencer
10/13/23 6:26:50 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Jane Fonder
Thank you.

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Unsuprised_Pika
10/13/23 6:28:45 PM
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The hero we need and deserve

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Trumble
10/13/23 6:29:43 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
For what its worth, one-punch attacks are a thing and they have killed people, including young and fit people.
Eh, still taking the money on the other grounds.

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/23 8:44:12 PM
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Golden_Key33 posted...
What happens to the puncher?
Most likely hefty prison time.

Assaulting a former prez is gonna be a big deal.

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008Zulu
10/14/23 8:45:20 PM
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Literally no downside.

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