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10/11/23 5:02:22 PM
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Just_a_loser
10/11/23 6:53:29 PM
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You have to do something for some quick cash, but you are guaranteed to be caught.

Its only serious enough to land you in jail over a weekend (Friday night until Monday morning). If you pick yes you will be offered protection from dangerous inmates, but for that protection you will be a massive dude named Bubba's bitch during your stay.

When its over you will have your criminal record wiped as if it never happened.

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Just_a_loser
10/11/23 7:01:23 PM
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Wow people desprate for money huh

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Turbam
10/11/23 7:03:09 PM
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Imma fuck Bubba up

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1NfamousACE_2
10/11/23 7:03:49 PM
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Ill do it every weekend

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LeoRavus
10/11/23 7:05:47 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...



When its over you will have your criminal record wiped as if it never happened.

What do

In this case it's an easy yes. Otherwise, if you did something serious enough to get 2 days in jail you'd likely have fines and legal fees to pay as well as community service. People don't even get 2 days for their first DUI unless they really fucked up.

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HairyQueen
10/11/23 7:07:55 PM
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Does Bubba like to cuddle?

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KStateKing17
10/11/23 7:08:21 PM
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I have pto. I'd do it. Does Bubba have decent hygiene for an inmate?

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eggcorn
10/11/23 7:08:21 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Wow people desprate for money huh
$625/hr to chill for two days.

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Guide
10/11/23 7:08:44 PM
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I don't have to take protection, do I? I'm usually the biggest person in the room.

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Kai_Laguna
10/11/23 7:08:49 PM
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I've been in jail, it ain't that bad as long as you don't mind pissing and Shitting in front of people.
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Just_a_loser
10/11/23 7:13:52 PM
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HairyQueen posted...
Does Bubba like to cuddle?
Not in a way you will enjoy.
Guide posted...
I don't have to take protection, do I? I'm usually the biggest person in the room.
Bubba is at minimum an additional 30% of your body mass, pure muscle.

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Glob
10/11/23 7:16:53 PM
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Id want a lot more money than that to make it worthwhile.
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ToucheTurtle
10/11/23 7:18:10 PM
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I did a weekend in jail and it cost me 10grand so yes.

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Bugmeat
10/11/23 7:19:22 PM
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It's just jail and it's something so minor that you're only held over the weekend. It's not going to land you in a place with the lifelong thugs and murderers. Protection won't be necessary.


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thronedfire2
10/11/23 7:19:31 PM
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I could probably handle it. I'm a people person so I wouldn't piss anyone off but if someone tried to mess with me I'd also have no problem beating them up right there.

that's an easy rent for two years tho

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MabusIncarnate
10/11/23 7:20:39 PM
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Absolutely, jail? Prison would be another thing.

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Just_a_loser
10/11/23 7:33:12 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Absolutely, jail? Prison would be another thing.
You say that as if jail is supposed to be safe.

They are both dangerous depending on who is there with you.

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Nunyobidness
10/11/23 7:34:14 PM
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Not for 30,000. Make it 300,000 and I'd do it. The issue isn't necessarily sitting in jail for a weekend. It's having a Mugshot online and having it on your record. That's what I think will get you and fuck you over in terms of jobs and housing.
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DrizztLink
10/11/23 7:34:29 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
You say that as if jail is supposed to be safe.

They are both dangerous depending on who is there with you.
My dude, I have already spent a weekend in the jail I would be spending a weekend in.

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Glob
10/11/23 7:35:29 PM
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Nunyobidness posted...
Not for 30,000. Make it 300,000 and I'd do it. The issue isn't necessarily sitting in jail for a weekend. It's having a Mugshot online and having it on your record. That's what I think will get you and fuck you over in terms of jobs and housing.

Did you not read the OP?
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thronedfire2
10/11/23 7:35:49 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
You say that as if jail is supposed to be safe.

They are both dangerous depending on who is there with you.

most people just being held in jail aren't going to do shit to add more charges unless they're nuts and it got missed. you're more likely to be in danger from the cops

prison is much different

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Nukazie
10/11/23 7:36:44 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Ill do it every weekend


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ZaruenKosai
10/11/23 7:37:23 PM
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Of course, that is like the easiest cash ever, Jail is nothing, Prison is a different story, I aint taking any chances with Big Bob and his cock meat sandwich.

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HannibalBarca3
10/11/23 7:41:45 PM
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I've done it before for about two days. Jail is just boring, there's nothing to really do. I spent most of that time sleeping and reading books.

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kage_53
10/11/23 7:42:03 PM
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Its just jail. Its not like its prison.
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K181
10/11/23 7:43:05 PM
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That seems like a no-brainer. Thirty grand in for a weekend in jail is pretty easy. Jails nothing.

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Nunyobidness
10/11/23 7:44:08 PM
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Glob posted...
Did you not read the OP?

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hitokoriX
10/11/23 7:47:24 PM
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Jail isn't that bad. I'll do it. It's way better than prison

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ClayGuida
10/11/23 7:48:14 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Wow people desprate for money huh
I mean we live in an oligarchy, so you need any sort of money to have a chance in this society.

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Nota214
10/11/23 7:49:43 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Not in a way you will enjoy.

Bubba is at minimum an additional 30% of your body mass, pure muscle.
Rather presumptuous to assume that's not his fetish.
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l0bcity
10/11/23 7:50:44 PM
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Sure but a weekend in jail is 48 hours. So I would have time to get drunk and watch SNF when I get out on Sunday

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Cephalopods
10/11/23 7:55:17 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
If you pick yes you will be offered protection from dangerous inmates, but for that protection you will be a massive dude named Bubba's bitch during your stay.
Can I decline the protection? I don't think I'd need it for 2 days.
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Solid_Snake07
10/11/23 7:56:07 PM
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So really the question is would you sign up to be prison raped for 30k

im good thanks

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Ratchetrockon
10/11/23 7:56:19 PM
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Sure

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modena
10/11/23 7:57:08 PM
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Solid_Snake07 posted...
So really the question is would you sign up to be prison raped for 30k

im good thanks
Jail is much different from prison. You will spend most of the time doing paperwork when your out of your cell for the 2 days.

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HairyQueen
10/11/23 8:00:11 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Not in a way you will enjoy.
It's cute that you think that.

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gatorsPENSbucs
10/11/23 8:01:24 PM
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No thanks, and didnt even have to think about it.

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KitKats
10/11/23 8:05:12 PM
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I know kung fu

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Trumble
10/11/23 8:06:57 PM
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Glob posted...
Did you not read the OP?
No one ever does. See also: the punched in the dick topic.

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thronedfire2
10/11/23 8:15:51 PM
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Trumble posted...
No one ever does. See also: the punched in the dick topic.

I read that one, but not this one

I'd bite bubba's dick off the first time he tried something

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KitKats
10/11/23 8:19:46 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I read that one, but not this one

I'd bite bubba's dick off the first time he tried something
That just might increase your stay past the weekend

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thronedfire2
10/11/23 8:20:19 PM
#43:


KitKats posted...
That just might increase your stay past the weekend

no it was self defense

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KitKats
10/11/23 8:27:55 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
no it was self defense
Not in the eyes of the law or your peers, its not

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thronedfire2
10/11/23 8:42:39 PM
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KitKats posted...
Not in the eyes of the law or your peers, its not

well then no dick is safe until I get out

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Just_a_loser
10/11/23 8:44:35 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I read that one, but not this one

I'd bite bubba's dick off the first time he tried something
https://youtu.be/mBlJ9N7Ehgk?feature=shared

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Cornmuffins
10/11/23 8:45:47 PM
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Jail is more boring than anything. You watch too many movies. Deal.

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thronedfire2
10/11/23 8:49:05 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
https://youtu.be/mBlJ9N7Ehgk?feature=shared

he made the mistake of not getting to the dick biting off part

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Big_Nabendu
10/11/23 9:02:23 PM
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Yall need to understand that jail is waaaaaay different then prison.
I'll gladly take the money. Sleep, eat, and play chess

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Zazabar
10/12/23 12:32:48 AM
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not like it's prison.

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