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Block_that_Kick
10/11/23 12:58:28 PM
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https://twitter.com/BMeiselas/status/1712119891229389269

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DarthAragorn
10/11/23 1:00:30 PM
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Lmaooooo

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mercurydude
10/11/23 1:00:59 PM
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This will go unnoticed by the same chuds who have been demanding Biden's resignation over less.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 1:03:11 PM
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I thought this was gonna be a tiktok fad where people are literally eating shit from an airplane bathroom for views >_> I'm kinda disappointed

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MC_BatCommander
10/11/23 1:04:44 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I thought this was gonna be a tiktok fad where people are literally eating shit from an airplane bathroom for views >_> I'm kinda disappointed

Neon what the fuck

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Kami_no_Kami
10/11/23 1:06:21 PM
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Lol.
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YugiNoob
10/11/23 1:12:12 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I thought this was gonna be a tiktok fad where people are literally eating shit from an airplane bathroom for views >_> I'm kinda disappointed
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAPV5JAAEgUY.jpg

Except Im most certainly not disappointed. More relieved that even TikTok challenges havent sunk that low

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aarrgus
10/11/23 1:13:13 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW00p9VJ34A

someone needs to add this sound to that clip

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andel
10/11/23 1:15:29 PM
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lmao

tuberville is one of the dumbest people ever elected to be a united states senator, at least in modern times. he is genuinely vile and probably owned by russia just like trump.

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HylianFox
10/11/23 1:17:48 PM
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WTF is it with politicians and plane stairways?

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ironman2009
10/11/23 1:19:35 PM
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HylianFox posted...
WTF is it with politicians and plane stairways?

Old people have poor motor abilities.

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brestugo
10/11/23 1:20:07 PM
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Tuberville: "Gat dayum woke stairs fuckin' up mah travel!"

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HylianFox
10/11/23 1:20:38 PM
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ironman2009 posted...
Old people have poor motor abilities.

Biden, Dump, and now Tupperware

We just need McConnell to take a nice spill to complete the set

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masterpug53
10/11/23 1:22:16 PM
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BREAKING: Sen. Tuberville forms committee to re-open investigation into Havana Syndrome, claiming that it's the only possible explanation for him taking a tumble like that.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/11/23 1:22:54 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Neon what the fuck
Social media cancer hit me for a second lol. My bad >_>

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CyricZ
10/11/23 1:23:05 PM
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HylianFox posted...
WTF is it with politicians and plane stairways?
Oh that's easy.

Politicians and "our betters" are the only people who use stairs to climb off their publicly (or privately)-owned planes. Us plebs have to use the jetway, which leads to far less tumblin' and bumblin'.

If we all used stairs, there'd be a lot more tumbles.

But apparently we have to keep to that obvious safety risk because we need the money shot of politicians disembarking.

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HylianFox
10/11/23 1:24:37 PM
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CyricZ posted...
we need the money shot of politicians disembarking.

oh, we got a money shot all right
>_>

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Irony
10/11/23 1:25:08 PM
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Lmao dumb bitch. Hope his ass is bruised

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CyricZ
10/11/23 1:26:23 PM
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HylianFox posted...
oh, we got a money shot all right
>_>
I honestly think that's part of it. Watching them go ass over teakettle is newswire gold.

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HylianFox
10/11/23 1:26:57 PM
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Irony posted...
Lmao dumb bitch. Hope his ass is bruised

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/6/AAN5R1AAE7Fk.jpg

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brestugo
10/11/23 1:29:02 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Oh that's easy.

Politicians and "our betters" are the only people who use stairs to climb off their publicly (or privately)-owned planes. Us plebs have to use the jetway, which leads to far less tumblin' and bumblin'.

If we all used stairs, there'd be a lot more tumbles.

But apparently we have to keep to that obvious safety risk because we need the money shot of politicians disembarking.

NGL, the 2-3 times I've flown into "airports" where you have to use stairs (one was Montgomery, AL -not sure if this was there), the legs do cramp up after a while. Plus you get what I'll call 'plane legs' too sometimes.

And if there's any precipitation, well that just makes things more interesting.

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Starks
10/11/23 1:29:03 PM
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He always has a shit-eating grin to begin with

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HylianFox
10/11/23 1:30:46 PM
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as an aside "butt bone" may be the weirdest thing I've typed into Frinkiac
>__>

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ClayGuida
10/11/23 1:38:24 PM
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brestugo posted...
Tuberville: "Gat dayum woke stairs fuckin' up mah travel!"
'I am calling on democrats to call out these stairs for my attempted assassination.'

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CADE_FOSTER
10/11/23 1:47:12 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Lmaooooo

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BewmHedshot
10/11/23 1:49:16 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Oh that's easy.

Politicians and "our betters" are the only people who use stairs to climb off their publicly (or privately)-owned planes. Us plebs have to use the jetway, which leads to far less tumblin' and bumblin'.

If we all used stairs, there'd be a lot more tumbles.

But apparently we have to keep to that obvious safety risk because we need the money shot of politicians disembarking.
1) it's quite common to take the stairs when you fly a regional route with a duration under an hour. SFO to LAX/ONT or ORD to MKE will often be serviced by a 48 passenger jet that isn't big enough to link up to the jetways, for instance.

2) it's not a security risk lmao have you ever been on the tarmac of an airport? It's deserted aside from cleared personnel.
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faizan_faizan
10/11/23 2:02:44 PM
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Didn't even know who this guy was until today.

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Starks
10/11/23 2:27:04 PM
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https://youtu.be/jFQkPBYlP_8?si=uwGbL4LyzSO65SoO

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HylianFox
10/11/23 2:31:09 PM
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faizan_faizan posted...
Didn't even know who this guy was until today.

Lucky you

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CyricZ
10/11/23 2:49:24 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
1) it's quite common to take the stairs when you fly a regional route with a duration under an hour. SFO to LAX/ONT or ORD to MKE will often be serviced by a 48 passenger jet that isn't big enough to link up to the jetways, for instance.
Did Tuberville?

2) it's not a security risk lmao have you ever been on the tarmac of an airport? It's deserted aside from cleared personnel.
I didn't say security risk I said safety risk.

To the people climbing down the steep steps in possibly bad weather conditions.

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SayHeyyShohei
10/11/23 2:50:24 PM
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"B-B-But Biden!"

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Alucard188
10/11/23 2:53:53 PM
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On his way to stall military appointments like:

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HylianFox
10/11/23 2:55:15 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
On his way to stall military appointments like:

Dude's supposed to be a football coach and he be like "how do stairs work?"

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masterpug53
10/11/23 2:56:38 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Dude's supposed to be a football coach and he be like "how do stairs work?"

Clearly he needs a big concrete tunnel to run down in order to safely depart an airplane.

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brestugo
10/11/23 3:02:25 PM
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HylianFox posted...
as an aside "butt bone" may be the weirdest thing I've typed into Frinkiac
>__>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGqut4filKk


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Heineken14
10/11/23 3:16:10 PM
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HylianFox posted...


Biden, Dump, and now Tupperware

We just need McConnell to take a nice spill to complete the set


Oh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiKsMN44go

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HylianFox
10/11/23 3:17:21 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
Oh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSiKsMN44go

Needs more airplane... and broken hips

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008Zulu
10/12/23 12:15:14 AM
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Stairs were up for a promotion. Don't screw with stairs.

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SiO4
10/12/23 12:19:45 AM
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HylianFox posted...
WTF is it with politicians and plane stairways?

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Tyranthraxus
10/12/23 12:28:26 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Neon what the fuck

NeonWhatTheFuck is just within the limit for a gamefaqs username.

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electricbugs2
10/12/23 12:28:44 AM
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Still have no idea how this goober got elected.

I get that Alabama and doofus football coaches go hand in hand, but he was literally Auburn's head coach and most of the state is all in on the Crimson Tide.

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DerWillZurMacht
10/12/23 3:04:25 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonWhatTheFuck is just within the limit for a gamefaqs username.
But you can't use foul language in a username. lolGameFAQs. And before anyone asks, I think that one is taken.
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brestugo
10/12/23 5:33:19 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Still have no idea how this goober got elected.

I get that Alabama and doofus football coaches go hand in hand, but he was literally Auburn's head coach and most of the state is all in on the Crimson Tide.

The Magic R. Plus, his opponent had locked up Klansmen, which is apparently a liability in Alabama.

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Dark_Arbron
10/12/23 6:10:08 AM
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SayHeyyShohei posted...
"B-B-But Biden!"

Hit them back with whataboutism. They misuse that term all the time, so might as well return fire.

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Dark_Arbron
10/12/23 6:11:21 AM
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Also what is this American obsession with football coaches as local celebrities whose obvious next career path should be politics?

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Ajiri
10/12/23 6:27:19 AM
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Love watching karma strike

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SiO4
10/12/23 6:30:36 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Also what is this American obsession with football coaches as local celebrities whose obvious next career path should be politics?


Late stage high school system.

You don't think they were ever teaching critical thought all this time, do you?

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Dark_Arbron
10/12/23 6:32:01 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Late stage high school system.

You don't think they were ever teaching critical thought all this time, do you?

No. I just cant get my head around Americas weird obsession with high school sports. Is it true you have adults who are fans of high school teams and go to watch them play even if they dont have kids of their own at that school?

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Solid_Sonic
10/12/23 6:33:00 AM
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Surprised anyone deplanes on those narrow stairs these days, I always think airports have access to those accordion gangways now.

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