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10/08/23 7:02:27 PM
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AzNDarkSamurai
10/08/23 9:30:02 PM
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Apologize profusely and suck up to them? and promise it will never happen again?

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pnut027
10/08/23 9:31:40 PM
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  1. Buy milk
  2. Throw it on them.

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AzNDarkSamurai
10/08/23 9:44:29 PM
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lol

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BewmHedshot
10/08/23 9:46:09 PM
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Acquire milk, drink it in front of them, laugh.
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Glob
10/08/23 9:48:14 PM
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Youre lactose intolerant, why on earth would I buy you milk?
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AzNDarkSamurai
10/08/23 9:49:32 PM
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I wonder if some people would mouth off to them and talk shit to them like I would lol

or is that too trashy?

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Ryven
10/08/23 10:25:41 PM
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Steal milk truck, drive up to them, hose them down Kurt Angle-style with milk.

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StealThisSheen
10/08/23 10:26:37 PM
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Give them a Rock Bottom and drop the elbow.

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KiwiTerraRizing
10/08/23 10:27:21 PM
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Drink the whole gallon in front of them

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A_Good_Boy
10/08/23 10:28:19 PM
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It really just depends on why I was asked to get milk in the first place.

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rivers
10/08/23 10:28:58 PM
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i would let them know i don't appreciate being spoken to that way, but also offer them some of my milk, because usually i have multiple gallons of fresh milk in the refrigerator
what did you do?

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StealThisSheen
10/08/23 10:29:31 PM
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Ryven posted...
Steal milk truck, drive up to them, hose them down Kurt Angle-style with milk.

I like that our minds went to almost the same place. I like you.

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AzNDarkSamurai
10/08/23 10:31:57 PM
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rivers posted...
i would let them know i don't appreciate being spoken to that way, but also offer them some of my milk, because usually i have multiple gallons of fresh milk in the refrigerator
what did you do?

My wife told me to ignore her and not say anything so I respected it.

If its my call, I would have mouthed off to her and told her to fuck herself

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rivers
10/08/23 10:35:21 PM
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I hope that's not a regular thing that this person does

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Flauros
10/08/23 10:36:40 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Drink the whole gallon in front of them
Then loudly scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw8g9hJ1aCA

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Unsuprised_Pika
10/08/23 10:38:16 PM
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Tell em to fuck off and expel them from my house. If you insult me over a gallon of milk you aren't worth my time.

Family be damned I will be treated with respect in my house and I will die on that hill. You get no apologies or milk if you decide to throw a tantrum in my house and expect me to roll over.

I work in the service industry. Biting my tongue through demands and rudeness is my profession. I will not suffer that shit at home too.


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AzNDarkSamurai
10/08/23 10:38:48 PM
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rivers posted...
I hope that's not a regular thing that this person does

In my case, shes always a nagging, annoying bitch. I cant stand her most of the time and once we dont need help from her with the kids, we will cut her off.

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Tyranthraxus
10/08/23 10:38:55 PM
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Induce lactation on myself so we always have milk

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Unsuprised_Pika
10/08/23 10:41:03 PM
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AzNDarkSamurai posted...
In my case, shes always a nagging, annoying bitch. I cant stand her most of the time and once we dont need help from her with the kids, we will cut her off.

That's cold but also well deserved.


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StealThisSheen
10/08/23 11:05:02 PM
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What's the context, here? Did you go to the store and they requested milk and you just forgot it, or what?

If they're legitimately helping you out monetarily, then yeah, I could see how a bit of respect would be warranted.

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Nirvanas_Nox
10/08/23 11:34:25 PM
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If they are staying in my home then I'd just laugh in their faces and tell them to get it themselves. If they have a problem then they can gtfo my house. If it's their home then I'd go out get their milk and then ignore them.

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StealThisSheen
10/08/23 11:48:22 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
If they are staying in my home then I'd just laugh in their faces and tell them to get it themselves. If they have a problem then they can gtfo my house. If it's their home then I'd go out get their milk and then ignore them.

It sounds like TC relies on their money, so the situation is probably a bit more complicated than that.

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AzNDarkSamurai
10/09/23 12:24:06 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
What's the context, here? Did you go to the store and they requested milk and you just forgot it, or what?

If they're legitimately helping you out monetarily, then yeah, I could see how a bit of respect would be warranted.

Yeah I went to the store and they asked me to buy milk for them in a group text

but I forgot since I was rushing since I needed to be at work on time

then I got attacked for my character saying It says a lot about you as a person if you forget things

like cmon you old bitch. I dont have to do a goddamn thing for you

and for the record, I dont need their money. not like they would give it to me anyway even if I did. We just use them for help with the kids and nothing more.

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Kradek
10/09/23 12:26:27 PM
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Throw the keys at them and tell them to go get it themselves.

Or condescendingly show them how to use delivery apps and make them buy it.

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Murphiroth
10/09/23 12:27:49 PM
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Imagine believing anything TC posts.

This is just an extension of his complaining about vacations and his family gimmick.
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Daremo
10/09/23 12:31:13 PM
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Am I in their home, or are they in mine?

Actually one of us is probably leaving, either way.

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AzNDarkSamurai
10/09/23 12:47:06 PM
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Daremo posted...
Am I in their home, or are they in mine?

Actually one of us is probably leaving, either way.

neither one but we live in the same condo complex

different units though

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Solid_Snake07
10/09/23 12:53:52 PM
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Id tell Lawrence to suck my dick and go buy his own milk

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Zergrush80
10/09/23 1:35:39 PM
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Tell them all the nasty things you do with their daughter.

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2Pacavelli
10/09/23 1:36:40 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox
10/09/23 6:14:26 PM
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AzNDarkSamurai posted...
neither one but we live in the same condo complex

different units though

So you all don't even live together? So why can't she get her own milk?

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