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10/03/23 3:01:46 PM
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VideoboysaysCube
10/03/23 5:44:31 PM
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Why does Japan continue to outclass us when it comes to offering services to the less fortunate?

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Priere
10/03/23 5:45:24 PM
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There are escorts. Though I'm sure they are used more as whores than "companions".

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NoxObscuras
10/03/23 5:53:23 PM
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Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg

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Necronmon
10/03/23 5:54:34 PM
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That No Hard feelings movie a few months ago was more or less this.
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Zikten
10/03/23 5:55:22 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
Wouldn't this backfire, if the family asks later on about how things with the girlfriend are going?
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TonyKojima
10/03/23 5:55:44 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
I feel bad people are that lonely they need to hire someone like this.

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WarfireX
10/03/23 5:55:54 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
I would hire her. I want the deal that comes after Platinum though.

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ai123
10/03/23 5:57:35 PM
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TonyKojima posted...
I feel bad people are that lonely they need to hire someone like this.
I thought the main reason would be to keep the family quiet for a bit.

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harley2280
10/03/23 5:57:51 PM
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TonyKojima posted...
I feel bad people are that lonely they need to hire someone like this.
Or they're in the closet because they don't feel safe around their family.

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Zikten
10/03/23 5:58:26 PM
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harley2280 posted...
Or they're in the closet because they don't feel safe around their family.
Or asexual.
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Stallion_Prime
10/03/23 5:58:58 PM
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Lay off the anime

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GeraldDarko
10/03/23 6:00:25 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
Lay off the anime


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TonyKojima
10/03/23 6:01:58 PM
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harley2280 posted...
Or they're in the closet because they don't feel safe around their family.
I suppose as well.

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VideoboysaysCube
10/03/23 6:05:26 PM
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Priere posted...
There are escorts. Though I'm sure they are used more as whores than "companions".

I want someone to tell me they love me without the risk of breaking the law!

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NeonTentacles
10/03/23 6:06:35 PM
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Zikten posted...
Wouldn't this backfire, if the family asks later on about how things with the girlfriend are going?
"Uh.....she died"

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kirbyy
10/03/23 6:08:33 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
I'd half go for this just to pull one over for my family lol

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BloodMoon7
10/03/23 6:10:23 PM
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Zikten posted...
Wouldn't this backfire, if the family asks later on about how things with the girlfriend are going?
"Sadly she died of ligma"

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Homeless_Waifu
10/03/23 6:13:41 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
"Sadly she died of ligma"
Decided to go to CE University, which is on the other side of the world!


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