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10/03/23 11:03:25 AM
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10/03/23 11:03:26 AM
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A_Good_Boy
10/03/23 1:01:11 PM
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Chief Deputy Ben Houchin said deputies were sent to a wedding at Hillside Events near Denton on a report of a gunshot wound.

Deputies learned that 62-year-old Michael Gardner, the weddings officiant, fired a gun to get everyones attention.

He was going to fire in the air, and as he did that, it slipped and went off, Houchin said.

The gun was loaded with a blank that Gardner made with gunpowder and glue.

Houchin said Gardner accidentally shot a child in the shoulder. They were taken to a hospital with injuries that were not life-threatening.

https://www.klkntv.com/man-accidentally-shot-child-while-officiating-wedding-near-lincoln-deputy-says/

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BewmHedshot
10/03/23 1:02:34 PM
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I guessed Texas or Florida.
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EndOfDiscOne
10/03/23 1:04:04 PM
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Happens to the best of us

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UnfairRepresent
10/03/23 1:04:58 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
I guessed Texas


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ai123
10/03/23 1:05:17 PM
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Thank god for the Good Guy With a Gun when you need to get a room full of people to pay attention.

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Wandering__Hero
10/03/23 1:05:27 PM
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I guessed Florida because its the internet's whipping boy, but my second guess would have been Texas

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PeteyParker
10/03/23 1:06:11 PM
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The only good thing about another story from a "responsible gun owner" is that the child survived.

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WarfireX
10/03/23 1:06:27 PM
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I guessed Texas. It just seems like a very Texas thing to do, shooting guns in the air at a wedding.

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darkace77450
10/03/23 1:08:34 PM
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WarfireX posted...
I guessed Texas. It just seems like a very Texas thing to do, shooting guns in the air at a wedding.

My rule of thumb for Guess the State is this: if it's gun related, Texas; if it sounds like a third world country issue, Mississippi; everything else is Florida.
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ScazarMeltex
10/03/23 1:09:06 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
I guessed Texas or Florida.


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Darkinsanity1
10/03/23 1:09:16 PM
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With a title like this topic, people are going to guess Florida or Texas. Who was going to guess Nebraska? lol

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PMarth2002
10/03/23 1:09:22 PM
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Texas, because its gun related.

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KainWind
10/03/23 1:10:44 PM
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I did not guess Nebraska

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GATTJT
10/03/23 1:11:15 PM
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The shooter is from Texas. Goddamn Texans.

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NoxObscuras
10/03/23 1:15:35 PM
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I guess Texas and got Texas. They're the state most known for guns

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GATTJT
10/03/23 1:16:19 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I guess Texas and got Texas.
Might want to take a gander at the article again

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A_Good_Boy
10/03/23 1:16:58 PM
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A lot of people guess Florida. I wonder if that's because they genuinely thought it was Florida or if my poll was just too shitty for not directly mentioning Texas?

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NoxObscuras
10/03/23 1:19:18 PM
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GATTJT posted...
Might want to take a gander at the article again
I feel like it counts. He took his Texas fuckery to Nebraska

A Texas man accidentally shot a child

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Null_Gain
10/03/23 1:22:09 PM
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GATTJT posted...
The shooter is from Texas. Goddamn Texans.

The incident was in Nebraska but Texas Man was the cause. So, half credit if you guessed Texas?

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GATTJT
10/03/23 1:25:18 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
I feel like it counts. He took his Texas fuckery to Nebraska
Fair enough

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LeoRavus
10/03/23 1:28:02 PM
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I didn't know you could shoot someone with a blank

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gatorsPENSbucs
10/03/23 1:28:35 PM
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Darkinsanity1 posted...
With a title like this topic, people are going to guess Florida or Texas. Who was going to guess Nebraska? lol
And its sad that a child gets shot and that part of the topic title is all TC and people care about.

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GS4Life
10/03/23 1:32:25 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
And its sad that a child gets shot and that part of the topic title is all TC and people care about.
Sad thing is it's just the norm in good Ole 'Merica

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NoxObscuras
10/03/23 1:34:30 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
And its sad that a child gets shot and that part of the topic title is all TC and people care about.
Nah, miss me with that. The child was hit in the shoulder with a blank and was treated for non-life threatening injuries. The guy that fired the gun turned himself in.

It sucks that the child got hit at all, but the situation is pretty cut and dry.

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NoxObscuras
10/03/23 1:40:25 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Why would anyone even bring a gun to a wedding?
"A Texas man"

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WarfireX
10/03/23 1:40:51 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
He was going to fire in the air, and as he did that, it slipped and went off, Houchin said.

Why did he have to fire the gun in the air? Does he know what gravity is and doing this same thing has accidentally killed before? Why would anyone even bring a gun to a wedding?
So he could fire it in the air to celebrate his wedding.

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Kaldrenthebold
10/03/23 1:40:59 PM
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Texas FTW/L

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TomClark
10/03/23 1:42:14 PM
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Just... how do you get officiating so wrong?

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GetMagnaCarter
10/03/23 1:43:55 PM
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I guessed Texas - which is where the shooter comes from

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Ruvan22
10/03/23 1:43:58 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
And its sad that a child gets shot and that part of the topic title is all TC and people care about.

It's sad that Nebraska is forcing children to undergo five months of "non gender affirming therapy" but you didn't mention that
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A_Good_Boy
10/03/23 1:45:09 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
And its sad that a child gets shot and that part of the topic title is all TC and people care about.
Miss me with them phony tears bro. If the child suffered from life threatening injuries then I would have made a different topic. Since the child survived his ordeal with Texas man I'm rightfully calling to attention his shitty behavior in an attempt to violently quiet a crowd.

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Murphiroth
10/03/23 1:49:20 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
And its sad that a child gets shot and that part of the topic title is all TC and people care about.

Fake tears from the chud who cheered on the Charlottesville killer.

This is just your typical responsible gun owner tbqh.
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Vampire_Chicken
10/03/23 1:51:12 PM
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Texidabraska.

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Baha05
10/03/23 2:11:09 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
He was going to fire in the air, and as he did that, it slipped and went off, Houchin said.

Why did he have to fire the gun in the air? Does he know what gravity is and doing this same thing has accidentally killed before? Why would anyone even bring a gun to a wedding?
I mean he used a blank so I doubt gravity would apply here unless someone was under the gun when the shell ejected.

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brestugo
10/03/23 2:16:26 PM
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Deputies learned that 62-year-old Michael Gardner, the weddings officiant, fired a gun to get everyones attention.

Second dumb idea that day. The first was allowing this asshat to officiate the wedding.

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Cemith
10/03/23 2:18:45 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
"A Texas man"

A friend of mine got married, and he and his cop pals line up all concealed carried to his wedding.

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WarfireX
10/03/23 2:26:36 PM
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It's part of Texan culture. Why is this confusing you so much?

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Tyranthraxus
10/03/23 2:33:47 PM
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Baha05 posted...
I mean he used a blank so I doubt gravity would apply here unless someone was under the gun when the shell ejected.
he used a homemade blank which was probably not as safe as a real one.

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Vampire_Chicken
10/03/23 2:35:12 PM
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WarfireX posted...
It's part of Texan culture. Why is this confusing you so much?
I suspect people might have been hoping for something more enlightening than "We do it because we do it."

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brestugo
10/03/23 2:39:02 PM
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The gun was loaded with a blank that Gardner made with gunpowder and glue.

Holy shit.

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WarfireX
10/03/23 2:41:06 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
he used a homemade blank which was probably not as safe as a real one.
Making your own blanks is a Texan tradition passed down from generation to generation.

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