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Kinny100
10/02/23 11:58:50 PM
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sure it smells nice but it's only edible within 30 mins of being baked. after that, it turns into a brick. cant bite into it without the shards of the bread cutting your gums.

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UnholyMudcrab
10/03/23 12:02:32 AM
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French people don't carry them to eat, they carry them for self defense against particularly aggressive panhandlers.

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LeoRavus
10/03/23 12:05:49 AM
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Haven't Europeans developed special molars for eating rockhard bread

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Kinny100
10/03/23 4:21:37 AM
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meme cuisine confirmed

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Choco
10/03/23 5:03:24 AM
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literally what are you talking about

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Glob
10/03/23 5:06:37 AM
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Choco posted...
literally what are you talking about

This.

We like them so much where I live that we stole them when occupied by the French. Banh m is a great lunch.
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Irony
10/03/23 5:07:34 AM
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https://youtu.be/EKPc5h-pUpk?si=ZKc3jpAldGuFHaZN

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Kinny100
10/03/23 5:04:10 PM
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Glob posted...
This.

We like them so much where I live that we stole them when occupied by the French. Banh m is a great lunch.
I've had a Banh Mi. The bread was so hard I couldn't even bite into it.

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Squall28
10/03/23 5:06:22 PM
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Its delicious. Used to love getting one from the farmers market.

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indica
10/03/23 5:07:05 PM
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Glob posted...
This.

We like them so much where I live that we stole them when occupied by the French. Banh m is a great lunch.
I would say "appropriated" rather than "stole."
Kinny100 posted...
I've had a Banh Mi. The bread was so hard I couldn't even bite into it.
Sounds like a shitty Banh Mi

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McMarbles
10/03/23 5:08:41 PM
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https://comicvine.gamespot.com/jean-de-baton/4005-12151/

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MuscleRobo
10/03/23 5:09:15 PM
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I love them, the crunchier the better! When I was a kid my mom and I would call it sword bread and I'd ask for it all the time! Years later when I moved out and was going grocery shopping for myself and I asked the employee "Where's the sword bread?" she just looked at me like I had three heads. "You know, it's crunchy! And long! The sword bread!" I didn't know that was just our family's name for it.
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TendoDRM
10/03/23 5:10:24 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
I've had a Banh Mi. The bread was so hard I couldn't even bite into it.

You either went to a shit restaurant or you REALLY need to see a dentist.

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Eab1990
10/03/23 5:11:21 PM
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Kinny100
10/03/23 5:13:00 PM
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I just peeled off the rock hard crust and ate the soft bread inside.

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Glob
10/03/23 6:44:00 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
I've had a Banh Mi. The bread was so hard I couldn't even bite into it.

You sound incredibly feeble. Were you geriatric at the time?
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coolguyjimmy
10/03/23 6:56:17 PM
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Remember American French baguettes, and other countries have different ingredients from France, which causes it to have different textures depending on where you get your "French Baguette".
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GuerrillaSoldier
10/03/23 6:56:56 PM
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dip into coffee


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Touch
10/03/23 6:57:48 PM
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FurryPhilosifer
10/03/23 6:59:24 PM
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Sounds like TC can't bake bread to save their life.

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action52
10/03/23 7:08:59 PM
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Kinny100 posted...
I just peeled off the rock hard crust and ate the soft bread inside.
JFC are you a toddler

also

Do people actually enjoy French baguettes or is it just a meme?
lmao yeah sure those baguette memes are everywhere, just look in the CE meme topic, it's nothing but baguettes

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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 7:13:40 PM
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In Denmark we call it a french hot dog if you stick a sausage into a baguette.

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Touch
10/03/23 7:14:53 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
In Denmark we call it a french hot dog if you stick a sausage into a baguette.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/0/AAearvAAE5ZM.jpg
That looks...oddly sexual........

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ellis123
10/03/23 7:18:59 PM
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Irony posted...
https://youtu.be/EKPc5h-pUpk?si=ZKc3jpAldGuFHaZN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TisoTp6nGXM

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TendoDRM
10/03/23 7:30:25 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
In Denmark we call it a french hot dog if you stick a sausage into a baguette.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/0/AAearvAAE5ZM.jpg

Lol I saw those when I was in Copenhagen last month. Was tempted to get it but ate too much smrrebrd and pastries.

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BurmesePenguin
10/03/23 7:36:13 PM
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They're pretty good if made in a squeeze grill, but they're very heavy on the tummy.

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hockeybub89
10/03/23 7:37:33 PM
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Baguettes are awesome

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UnholyMudcrab
10/03/23 7:40:15 PM
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Touch posted...
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Je vous frapperai avec ma baguette

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ArtiRock
10/03/23 7:44:34 PM
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It's actually really good.

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Tom_Joad
10/03/23 7:47:44 PM
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My go to sandwich at my local tasquinha is a baguette de frango.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/b8M7ZQPuqXeYzyT86

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s0nicfan
10/03/23 7:47:57 PM
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Cut it in half lengthways, gently dampen the crust with water (it will soften it in the oven), and put a spread of butter and garlic (and whatever else) on the inside halves before sticking it back together. Heat at 350(?) for 5 to 10 minutes.

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Kinny100
10/05/23 1:45:22 AM
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do the french literally rinse their bread under the sink to soften it lmao

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