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Garabandal
10/01/23 3:50:50 PM
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Ron DeSantis has done great evil in the eyes of the LORD. If I detailed all the bad things he has done, this would be a 500 topic. Besides, I'd be preaching to the choir. But it's worth noting that since DeSantis became governor:

-Plagues in Florida have increased. Leprosy has come back for the first time in years
-Florida heat and weather are worse than ever. I can't walk my dog for 15 minutes without nearly bursting into flame
-Alligator attacks are at an all time high
-Florida man has seen a resurgence. Some have argued that Ron DeSantis IS Florida Man.

In the Bible, God would punish the Israelites for turning away from Him. Could He be doing the same for Florida? Let's see what people think.

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Turbam
10/01/23 3:51:53 PM
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God is commanding the gators!

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/01/23 3:52:52 PM
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so Florida is the unholy land? Christ!!
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Xatrion
10/01/23 3:56:25 PM
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Fuck Florida. Fuck DeSatan.

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MarcoRubio
10/01/23 3:58:15 PM
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Joke fucking state ran by incompetent idiots

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Strider102
10/01/23 4:00:30 PM
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I mean you do have a point. God punishes everyone for the actions of the few.

Beacon of hope and love definitely confirmed.

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DarkFists
10/01/23 4:04:10 PM
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Maybe not by god but it's definitely cursed with something

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vycebrand2
10/01/23 4:27:23 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Joke fucking state ran by incompetent idiots
Go drink some more water Marco

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/01/23 4:30:07 PM
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Florida was largely uninhabitable for most of US history, but stubbornness and greed caused us to populate it anyways. Now people are complaining about the issues that were always there.

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KINDERFELD
10/01/23 4:46:52 PM
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No need to invent an omnipotent deity to explain racist degenerates turning Florida into a shithole.

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Vegy
10/01/23 4:53:25 PM
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He's even trying to destroy Disney World, dere's no greater sin den dat tbh

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MarcoRubio
10/01/23 5:46:59 PM
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vycebrand2 posted...
Go drink some more water Marco

What?

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nexigrams
10/01/23 5:56:04 PM
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DeSantis doesn't have enough charisma to be cursed by God. I imagine Him being quite bored with DeSantis's prayers, maybe watching TV in the background or something.

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Umbreon
10/01/23 6:03:36 PM
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DarkFists posted...
Maybe not by God but it's definitely cursed with something

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Tom_Joad
10/01/23 6:33:09 PM
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Florida is now Hell's waiting room, not God's.

It's already almost as hot...

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The_Wheelman1
10/01/23 6:46:04 PM
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Florida is slowly transforming into hell and DeSantis is the devil.

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Garabandal
10/02/23 4:55:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqGxpD1xMFg

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Gamespoht
10/02/23 5:03:22 PM
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This state was already pretty shit b4 they elected that fuck but Desandwich is definitely some salt in the wound

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