Current Events > "Massive" Test of Emergency Alert System October 4th

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ironman2009
10/04/23 1:33:01 PM
#49:


FOX...

die...

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mercurydude
10/04/23 1:35:01 PM
#50:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I remember thinking how ridiculous of a character Dale Gribble was back in the day... but there are millions of people not only like him, but FAR WORSE. Fucking nutjobs. Our country is a failure because it doesn't get these people the help they need.

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Strider102
10/04/23 1:35:46 PM
#51:


Well, my vaccinated brothers and sisters, our time is almost up.

It's been an honor shitposting with you these past years. As we enjoy our last hour together let this song resonate through our hearts, our souls, and let it be a testament of our memory.

https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM?si=-nGkuGOsX9yoJOvW

Though we may not see the new world, our hearts will go on.

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KiwiTerraRizing
10/04/23 1:40:15 PM
#52:


Strider102 posted...
Well, my vaccinated brothers and sisters, our time is almost up.

It's been an honor shitposting with you these past years. As we enjoy our last hour together let this song resonate through our hearts, our souls, and let it be a testament of our memory.

https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM?si=-nGkuGOsX9yoJOvW

Though we may not see the new world, our hearts will go on.

Now Im crying. Love you all, maybe well eat some non vaxy as zombies one day.

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brestugo
10/04/23 1:40:51 PM
#53:


mercurydude posted...
I remember thinking how ridiculous of a character Dale Gribble was back in the day... but there are millions of people not only like him, but FAR WORSE. Fucking nutjobs. Our country is a failure because it doesn't get these people the help they need.

Yeah, that was a caricature of a '90s conspiracy nut, IMO but we've far surpassed that character nowadays.

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Fin_Dawg_004
10/04/23 1:42:41 PM
#54:


Alex Jones and aaron rodgers tried to warn me... but I just... didn't... listen

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StarFighters76
10/04/23 1:42:58 PM
#55:


Here's my questions. What's the point of this test, and why is it being done now? Are they trying to foreshadow something? Because up to this point, outside the usual monthly tornado tests, there wasn't a need for alarm on a grand scale. So like, what's going on? Not trying to be conspiratorial, but like, this seems a bit of a random thing to be doing.

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Kalk
10/04/23 1:43:54 PM
#56:


Get ready to turn off your phones for the next hour!

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brestugo
10/04/23 1:47:04 PM
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StarFighters76 posted...
Here's my questions. What's the point of this test, and why is it being done now? Are they trying to foreshadow something? Because up to this point, outside the usual monthly tornado tests, there wasn't a need for alarm on a grand scale. So like, what's going on? Not trying to be conspiratorial, but like, this seems a bit of a random thing to be doing.

The last one was (IIRC) 5 years ago. Having a national alert system may come in handy someday, so it's a good thing to test it from time to time to make sure it works.

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Enclave
10/04/23 1:49:44 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I remember thinking how ridiculous of a character Dale Gribble was back in the day... but there are millions of people not only like him, but FAR WORSE. Fucking nutjobs. Our country is a failure because it doesn't get these people the help they need.

Oh 100% Dale would think these people are nuts which is kinda scary.

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Strider102
10/04/23 1:51:00 PM
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StarFighters76 posted...
Here's my questions. What's the point of this test, and why is it being done now? Are they trying to foreshadow something? Because up to this point, outside the usual monthly tornado tests, there wasn't a need for alarm on a grand scale. So like, what's going on? Not trying to be conspiratorial, but like, this seems a bit of a random thing to be doing.

They do this every so often. It's not something new, it's not some grand plan or scheme. It's just a regular test.

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StarFighters76
10/04/23 1:52:12 PM
#60:


brestugo posted...
The last one was (IIRC) 5 years ago. Having a national alert system may come in handy someday, so it's a good thing to test it from time to time to make sure it works.

I don't even recall the last one lol.

Strider102 posted...
They do this every so often. It's not something new, it's not some grand plan or scheme. It's just a regular test.

Okie dokie then!

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--Zero-
10/04/23 1:53:03 PM
#61:


Has it happened yet? Im at the airport lol

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MatzoTov
10/04/23 1:53:51 PM
#62:


i'm scared

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Strider102
10/04/23 1:53:52 PM
#63:


--Zero- posted...
Has it happened yet? Im at the airport lol

27 minutes until we zombify

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--Zero-
10/04/23 1:54:47 PM
#64:


Strider102 posted...
27 minutes until we zombify

Thank god Ill be flying by then and avoid it completely.

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itachi15243
10/04/23 1:55:45 PM
#66:


--Zero- posted...
Has it happened yet? Im at the airport lol

Let us know if the zombie apocalypse or anything else funny happens in the airport. So many phones going off at once in a crowded airport will probably be crazy.

25 mins to go.

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brestugo
10/04/23 1:56:17 PM
#67:


Strider102 posted...
27 minutes until we zombify

WE'RE ALL GONNA DlE!

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--Zero-
10/04/23 1:57:11 PM
#68:


itachi15243 posted...
Let us know if the zombie apocalypse or anything else funny happens in the airport. So many phones going off at once in a crowded airport will probably be crazy.

25 mins to go.

I board any minute now and fly out in 30 mins thankfully. Im sure there will be some funny reactions at the airport.

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ironman2009
10/04/23 1:57:51 PM
#69:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/9/AAa0vfAAEsV3.jpg

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Strider102
10/04/23 1:58:39 PM
#70:


--Zero- posted...
Thank god Ill be flying by then and avoid it completely.

But will you be safe?

https://youtu.be/BCns4w3GA9A?si=7w8GvkHIWqaqAoNL

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--Zero-
10/04/23 1:59:12 PM
#71:


Strider102 posted...
But will you be safe?

https://youtu.be/BCns4w3GA9A?si=7w8GvkHIWqaqAoNL

Fuck youre right.thankfully Im a democrat

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brestugo
10/04/23 1:59:41 PM
#73:


The L.A. radio station I'm backgrounding just did a local test. Some people are going to get thrown off and shit their pants in a few minutes when the national one starts...

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Strider102
10/04/23 2:00:43 PM
#74:


20 minutes guys.

Hold your loved ones close.

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Enclave
10/04/23 2:00:46 PM
#75:


brestugo posted...
The L.A. radio station I'm backgrounding just did a local test. Some people are going to get thrown off and shit their pants in a few minutes when the national one starts...

Did you zombify?

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brestugo
10/04/23 2:01:56 PM
#76:


Enclave posted...
Did you zombify?

NGL, feel kinda ..........................funny

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/04/23 2:03:54 PM
#77:


The spot where I think the microchip is from the Covid vaccine is starting to feel warm. Is this normal?

not serious

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Enclave
10/04/23 2:03:59 PM
#78:


brestugo posted...
NGL, feel kinda ..........................funny

Personally I'm hoping for the Magneto powers to activate finally.

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Strider102
10/04/23 2:04:45 PM
#79:


4
Itchy.
Tasty.

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Scorsese2002
10/04/23 2:05:02 PM
#80:


Work at 2:30pm..unfortunately when we all zombify, theyll still have us come in

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/04/23 2:06:27 PM
#81:


Strider102 posted...
4
Itchy.
Tasty.

Oh no.... RIP fam.

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crayola555
10/04/23 2:13:27 PM
#82:


I'll turn off my phone and miss the test. When I go back out it's gonna be resident evil at this place.

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Strider102
10/04/23 2:16:51 PM
#83:


4 more minutes to go.

*CElutes*

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Cocytus
10/04/23 2:17:59 PM
#84:


Not much longer now.

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Foppe
10/04/23 2:18:16 PM
#85:


Where are my zombies!?!?!?
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Letron_James
10/04/23 2:18:22 PM
#86:


Im scared

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PowerOats
10/04/23 2:18:32 PM
#87:


I'm under attack ahhhhhhhhh
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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
10/04/23 2:18:34 PM
#88:


I just got a popup

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KiwiTerraRizing
10/04/23 2:18:52 PM
#89:


Well, Im dead

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Strider102
10/04/23 2:18:56 PM
#90:


I just got mine.

Why is my body tingling?

Oh...oh no...

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Tyranthraxus
10/04/23 2:18:57 PM
#91:


Vaccine mind control activated.

Commencing extermination

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ironman2009
10/04/23 2:19:04 PM
#92:


Get out of my mind Liquid!

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devilminion
10/04/23 2:19:07 PM
#93:


Just got the alert. Just a popup, it didn't even buzz or make any noise. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to Burger King for a flesh Whopper

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CableZL
10/04/23 2:19:09 PM
#94:


Braiiiiiiiiiinnns

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Simon_Gruber
10/04/23 2:19:17 PM
#95:


Two minutes early. Nice going Joe.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/04/23 2:19:18 PM
#96:


Fucking zombies everywhere!

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PowerOats
10/04/23 2:19:20 PM
#97:


Oh it's over

Guess I'm a zombie now
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Unknown5uspect
10/04/23 2:19:21 PM
#98:


Anyine else get the alert in Spanish first? That's gonna make certain people mad lol

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Hambo
10/04/23 2:19:28 PM
#99:


Help, the government activated my microchip.

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Ratchetrockon
10/04/23 2:19:30 PM
#100:


It happened

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