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09/30/23 12:02:16 AM
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Kloe_Rinz
09/30/23 2:15:33 AM
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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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OriginalPlain2
09/30/23 2:17:22 AM
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you serious?
cause what the heck

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BloodMoon7
09/30/23 2:17:30 AM
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Is your mom single?

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nocturnal_traveler
09/30/23 2:18:25 AM
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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Arcanine2009
09/30/23 2:23:52 AM
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And now she's somebody that you used to know

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myztikrice
09/30/23 2:25:00 AM
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The youths don't know boomer copypastas anymore

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A_Good_Boy
09/30/23 2:25:17 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Is your mom single?
She's not.

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King_Rial
09/30/23 2:28:17 AM
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myztikrice posted...
The youths don't know boomer copypastas anymore
Yeah, this is a classic. I hope the others are just pretending. Or they are even more versed than I am and these are the original responses. lol

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BloodMoon7
09/30/23 2:31:16 AM
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King_Rial posted...
Yeah, this is a classic. I hope the others are just pretending. Or they are even more versed than I am and these are the original responses. lol
I'm in my 20s, I never heard of this. I've heard of the Vaporeon copypasta.

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DerWillZurMacht
09/30/23 3:29:44 AM
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myztikrice posted...
The youths don't know boomer copypastas anymore
I wonder why? *scratches head*
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Kloe_Rinz
09/30/23 4:12:16 AM
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Whoever posted #5 must be very embarrassed by now. I know who you are.
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nexigrams
09/30/23 4:14:03 AM
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Get all this children off my CE.

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Choco
09/30/23 4:16:29 AM
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how the fuck do people not know this one omg

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Guide
09/30/23 4:18:20 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I'm in my 20s, I never heard of this. I've heard of the Vaporeon copypasta.

It didn't blow up like vaporeon did, mostly stuck to 4chan and meme aggregators.

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divot1338
09/30/23 4:24:36 AM
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Whats a yute?

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Ratchetrockon
09/30/23 5:18:31 AM
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Damn it must have been traumatizing

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mazingetter
09/30/23 5:26:03 AM
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What's wrong with hydrostatic weighing or hydrodensitometry?
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