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Crimson_Corsair
09/29/23 4:37:16 PM
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...like it was fucking cotton candy. The only thing that remained after a few seconds were these tiny... crystals?

It is only a month old at most, just saw it buried in my center console and decided to eat it.

Either my alien DNA is finally awakening or that was part of a really bad batch.

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My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter.
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Guide
09/29/23 4:37:53 PM
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Quick, how many pincers does your dick have

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MabusIncarnate
09/29/23 4:38:02 PM
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Now it's gonna be stuck to your stomach lining for 7 years

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ProfessorKukui
09/29/23 5:11:17 PM
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People looking to the skies for aliens when they were right here in CE all along.

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