Current Events > I've had 5 sexual partners in the last few days. Some people barely get laid.

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:16:53 PM
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A good female friend, very pretty and thin, in her 30s, brunette

Another female friend, very pretty but flat chested, in her 30s, blondish

A much older woman, slim and atheletic, in her 60s, brown hair

Another friend, very discreet, 40s, short brown hair

A woman I met down the local park, chubby but with a big chest, pretty, brown hair

Thoughts?

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Dungeater
09/27/23 2:17:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/6/AAfg9nAAE4LA.jpg

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AnsestralRecall
09/27/23 2:17:35 PM
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The sex life of your Sims character doesn't count.
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Will_VIII
09/27/23 2:18:02 PM
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TC is a virgin, right?

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:19:20 PM
#5:


Pow pow pow!

Is CE jealous of me?

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roos1046_Reborn
09/27/23 2:20:25 PM
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Will_VIII posted...
TC is a virgin, right?

Yep


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TheHoldSteady
09/27/23 2:20:40 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
Pow pow pow!

Is CE jealous of me?

You're a loser.

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Takuya_Lee
09/27/23 2:21:05 PM
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Will_VIII posted...
TC is a virgin, right?

Yep. No sane non virgins brag like this.

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Paragon21XX
09/27/23 2:21:20 PM
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Both of your hands, both of your feet, and your mouth don't count as partners.

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Kaldrenthebold
09/27/23 2:22:18 PM
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I've been with two women my entire life and I'm married to the last one.

Some people don't give a fuck about having sex every day with random people.

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Zikten
09/27/23 2:23:16 PM
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Saying some people barely get laid implies that everyone gets laid. They don't. Barely still is some. But some never get laid. Literally
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Prestoff
09/27/23 2:28:07 PM
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Your Idol, Andrew Tate, must be very proud of you!

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:29:05 PM
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The cold approach with that new girl was totally worth it.

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LSGW_Zephyra
09/27/23 2:30:04 PM
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My wife invented a new rope harness and then we had hot lesbian sex.

I got nothing TC

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CrimsonGear80
09/27/23 2:30:07 PM
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yeah I beLIEve you

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TheMikh
09/27/23 2:30:21 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
The cold approach with that new girl was totally worth it.
more like the old approach m i rite

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Mibahlzitch
09/27/23 2:30:56 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
Thoughts?
Making a topic to be like "guys I get all the sex" seems strangely desperate for praise.

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CanardElastique
09/27/23 2:32:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/4/AAfbR8AAE4LI.jpg

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Kimberly
09/27/23 2:32:41 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
The cold approach with that new girl was totally worth it.

Oh lord you're one of those types.

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Starrky
09/27/23 2:33:07 PM
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Lol there's quite a bit of salt in this thread.

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SilvosForever
09/27/23 2:33:48 PM
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You know what's even more impressive?

Someone who only has one sexual partner that they stick with.

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Cephalopods
09/27/23 2:35:01 PM
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I don't believe that you've ever had physical contact with a woman
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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:35:08 PM
#25:


Is that what impresses you? A guy that sticks with one girl for years?

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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/27/23 2:35:49 PM
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Starrky posted...
Lol there's quite a bit of salt in this thread.

you must be quite unfamiliar with TC

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:38:53 PM
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Just got a text from the much older woman, wants to meet up tonight for sex. I told her no.

ARE people jealous?

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voldothegr8
09/27/23 2:41:29 PM
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Those are some cute back stories for your dolls.

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:42:09 PM
#29:


Bump.

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__aCEr__
09/27/23 2:42:18 PM
#30:


By text do you mean telegram?

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Questionmarktarius
09/27/23 2:42:40 PM
#31:


Thanos still got this.
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Prestoff
09/27/23 2:42:57 PM
#32:


This doesn't sound like a very Christian thing to do Sunhawk.

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 2:58:57 PM
#33:


What do you mean?

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 3:05:39 PM
#34:


Bump.

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MrKapowski
09/27/23 3:07:59 PM
#35:


Why are you bumping this shit after 7 minutes?

Shut the fuck up.

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 3:08:58 PM
#36:


MrKapowski, when was the last time you got laid?

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Shoot_FTH
09/27/23 3:09:25 PM
#37:


I probably just felt like bumping it.

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MrKapowski
09/27/23 3:09:41 PM
#38:


When was the last time you posted something that was actually true?

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Cobra1010
09/27/23 3:10:12 PM
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Cool story bro

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