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Turbam
09/26/23 10:26:49 PM
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Or is he an independent contractor?

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Garabandal
09/26/23 10:29:50 PM
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SAINT Nicholas

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Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon.
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Jiek_Fafn
09/26/23 10:30:37 PM
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More likely that God is employed by Santa

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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/26/23 10:31:58 PM
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God thinks Santa is an abomination.

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dameon_reaper
09/26/23 10:34:06 PM
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Lord of the Rings is a better work of fiction.
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Dreepapult
09/26/23 10:34:35 PM
#6:


Santa is Odin

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HOON
09/26/23 10:42:31 PM
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As a Saint, Santa is blessed by God. Not employed. Which is a good thing because Im pretty sure that God doesnt have any money to pay him with.

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