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Sexypwnstar
09/25/23 6:10:29 PM
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I was deep in thought in the shower, thinking about McDonald's and their menu. I'm not sure if this is common knowledge but have you noticed that a lot of items have the letters 'Mc' in front of their name? McNuggets, McFlurry, McBig Mac, McFrench Fries, it's a bit ridiculous.

I had an epiphany of sorts: the reason they're all named like this is to get the average, working class, good people to make a McFool of themselves in public. I jumped out of the shower, got dressed in my 'look out I'm about to go McRenegade on your ass' outfit, and walked down to the local Donald's. My McCar is still in the shop after that unpleasantness a while back but I won't get into that, it makes me want to upchuck every time I think about it.

I had a plan: order some items without calling them by their official names, and throw in 2 items with their official names just to f*** with them. I walked up to the counter and placed an order -

12 Nuggets
1 Quarter Pounder
1 Flurry
1 Chicken Sandwich
1 Double
1 Large Diet Coke (watching my calorie intake)

The cashier does her thing with the register and asks me to confirm if I meant Mcnuggets, McFlurry, McChicken, and McDouble. I don't like being corrected, so I verbally lashed out at her for a second, then calmed myself. I asked why I should conform and order by their McSystem and asked why she couldn't put 2 and 3 together and give me my god damn order. She went and got me my order, and I told her to cross out all instances of the prefix (??????????????) 'Mc' that was on the packaging.

The rest of this is rather uneventful unfortunately, I just walked out and threw everything in the bin cause I don't eat that rubbish.

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obsolete
09/25/23 6:11:33 PM
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They have to say McNames so they don't get fired.
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candyapplered
09/25/23 6:19:15 PM
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Cool McStory, bro.

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Vokrent
09/25/23 6:24:15 PM
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what

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PeteyParker
09/25/23 6:25:46 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXQhdB1y674

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Tyranthraxus
09/25/23 6:26:08 PM
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Hey man something similar just happened to me. Basically, I was deep in thought in the shower, thinking about McDonald's and their menu. I'm not sure if this is common knowledge but have you noticed that a lot of items have the letters 'Mc' in front of their name? McNuggets, McFlurry, McBig Mac, McFrench Fries, it's a bit ridiculous.

I had an epiphany of sorts: the reason they're all named like this is to get the average, working class, good people to make a McFool of themselves in public. I jumped out of the shower, got dressed in my 'look out I'm about to go McRenegade on your ass' outfit, and walked down to the local Donald's. My McCar is still in the shop after that unpleasantness a while back but I won't get into that, it makes me want to upchuck every time I think about it.

I had a plan: order some items without calling them by their official names, and throw in 2 items with their official names just to f*** with them. I walked up to the counter and placed an order -

12 Nuggets
1 Quarter Pounder
1 Flurry
1 Chicken Sandwich
1 Double
1 Large Diet Coke (watching my calorie intake)

The cashier does her thing with the register and asks me to confirm if I meant Mcnuggets, McFlurry, McChicken, and McDouble. I don't like being corrected, so I verbally lashed out at her for a second, then calmed myself. I asked why I should conform and order by their McSystem and asked why she couldn't put 2 and 3 together and give me my god damn order. She went and got me my order, and I told her to cross out all instances of the prefix (??????????????) 'Mc' that was on the packaging.

The rest of this is rather uneventful unfortunately, I just walked out and threw everything in the bin cause I don't eat that rubbish.

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mach25687
09/25/23 6:32:03 PM
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12 Nuggets
1 Quarter Pounder
1 Flurry
1 Chicken Sandwich
1 Double
1 Large Diet Coke (watching my calorie intake)

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A_Good_Boy
09/25/23 6:33:55 PM
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If I was there I would have McClapped for you TC.

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AsucaHayashi
09/25/23 6:35:57 PM
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where's the McQuarter Pounder

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Daffadilio
09/25/23 6:38:46 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You must have had the McGrimace meal (with McShake included)

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Strider102
09/25/23 6:40:10 PM
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Yeah, you're right. I don't believe this McStory.

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Pitlord_Special
09/25/23 6:48:01 PM
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Haha this guy is McPissed

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candyapplered
09/26/23 12:28:26 AM
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Daffadilio posted...
You must have had the McGrimace meal (with McShake included)
You're probably McRight.

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St0rmFury
09/26/23 12:30:17 AM
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I'm McLovin it.

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blackrider76
09/26/23 12:31:13 AM
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What kinda cowboy name is Jesse McCreeoh wait.

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eggcorn
09/26/23 12:34:33 AM
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10/10 Would mcread again

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Kaiganeer
09/26/23 12:43:43 AM
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this guy mcfucks
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