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EmilyTheCEman 09/22/23 9:21:24 PM #1: |
I thought (the first syllable) was simply short for Japanese like Jew is short for Jewish, had no idea it was a slur until I innocently said it in 8th grade reading class referring to a character in a story and the teacher flipped out.
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MarcoRubio 09/22/23 9:23:20 PM #2: |
Well this certainly was made in good faith
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EmilyTheCEman 09/22/23 9:23:53 PM #3: |
Uuuuuuh it was?
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Hayame_Zero 09/22/23 9:26:49 PM #5: |
Power Rangers was American. When I found out parts of it were from Japan, I literally could not comprehend what that meant.
I also thought Terminator 2 was the only one when it came out because literally nobody talked about or showed the first one anymore. I thought that the name was because there were two of them. --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmilyTheCEman 09/22/23 9:30:22 PM #6: |
For many years I thought the old lady vocals in Metallicas The Memory Remains was James Hetfield randomly taking his voice to a VERY weird place.
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LeoRavus 09/22/23 9:31:12 PM #7: |
I assumed most famous rock bands other than the Beatles were American (Led Zeppelin, Def Leopard, Rolling Stones, AC/DC, etc)
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EmilyTheCEman 09/22/23 9:32:34 PM #8: |
LeoRavus posted...
I assumed most famous rock bands were American other than the Beatles (Led Zeppelin, Def Leopard, Rolling Stones, AC/DC, etc) Speaking of which, im probably not alone, but I thought Led Zeppelin was a person. --- You, take a bump. Flatback. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxoto 09/22/23 9:33:00 PM #9: |
I used to be really lazy, so instead of taking my trash to the garbage can in the kitchen, I knocked out the screen in my bedroom window so I could toss stuff out.
then I went a bunch of years without a screen :/ --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 09/22/23 9:33:25 PM #10: |
I thought drinking and driving applied to any kind of drink. I once freaked out when my dad took a drink of Mtn Dew while driving because I thought the cops were going to pull him over for it.
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DementedDurian 09/22/23 9:40:42 PM #11: |
I used to mix up famous people.
The most outrageous was mixing up Alfred Hitchcock with Adolf Hitler. I thought they were the same person until I was 12. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EthanSilver 09/22/23 9:44:06 PM #12: |
UnholyMudcrab posted... I thought drinking and driving applied to any kind of drink. I once freaked out when my dad took a drink of Mtn Dew while driving because I thought the cops were going to pull him over for it.That sounds adorable lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmilyTheCEman 09/22/23 9:45:43 PM #13: |
UnholyMudcrab posted...
I thought drinking and driving applied to any kind of drink. I once freaked out when my dad took a drink of Mtn Dew while driving because I thought the cops were going to pull him over for it. Actually, speaking of crimes, when I was really little I thought manslaughter meant you like violently ripped a human being apart. --- You, take a bump. Flatback. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 09/22/23 9:49:42 PM #14: |
I thought in Safeway, the "by the pound" variety caramels at the front was free for whatever reason and used to grab a few and eat them as we did our shopping
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UnholyMudcrab 09/22/23 9:50:42 PM #15: |
bnui_ransder posted...
I thought in Safeway, the "by the pound" variety caramels at the front was free for whatever reason and used to grab a few and eat them as we did our shoppingWell, if they didn't want you taking samples, they should have done a better job of preventing you from doing so. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 09/22/23 9:50:53 PM #16: |
Nice try Sgt
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Crimsoness 09/22/23 10:03:06 PM #18: |
That I had a bright future
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EthanSilver 09/22/23 10:05:28 PM #19: |
Crimsoness posted... That I had a bright futureOi!! Come now. I'll bring kittens! You better calm down... I'll do it! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 09/22/23 10:05:32 PM #20: |
When my parents told me that our first computer had a bug, I thought they meant real living bugs were in the computer.
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EthanSilver 09/22/23 10:10:01 PM #21: |
Bass posted... When my parents told me that our first computer had a bug, I thought they meant real living bugs were in the computer.How come everybody has cutesy stories like these besides me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 09/22/23 10:12:21 PM #22: |
My parents were watching some documentary on people preparing for their terminally ill pets to be mummified, when I was 8 or so.
I thought they were just disappointing, and parents could mummify you if you were bad. My parents dissuaded that notion, fortunately. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 09/22/23 10:19:02 PM #24: |
Guide posted...
My parents were watching some documentary on people preparing for their terminally ill pets to be mummified, when I was 8 or so. I remember when I learned mummies couldn't actually move and chase people. I still feel this weird sense of disappointment, similar to finding out about Santa. --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nth 09/22/23 10:21:39 PM #25: |
EmilyTheCEman posted...
Speaking of which, im probably not alone, but I thought Led Zeppelin was a person. I had a friend who thought Monty Python was a single person. --- "I understand that the world was nothing: a mechanical chaos of casual, brute enmity on which we stupidly impose our hopes and fears." - Grendel ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame_Zero 09/22/23 11:09:44 PM #26: |
Bass posted...
When my parents told me that our first computer had a bug, I thought they meant real living bugs were in the computer.My great grandma was worried about me being on the computer all the time because she thought I would catch a computer virus. --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 09/22/23 11:14:26 PM #27: |
Notice that Ethan hasn't admitted anything. Dude probably thinks he's a fucking 200 IQ Rhoades scholar.
As for me I thought the first season power rangers used Japanese footage but none of the other seasons did. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame_Zero 09/22/23 11:25:22 PM #28: |
Nth posted...
I had a friend who thought Monty Python was a single person.My best friend did as well. He saw an interview with Eric Idle, and it said "Monty Python" under his name, and thought it meant he WAS Monty Python, and the rest of the group were co-stars. Like, he stood by this until his late 20s or so. --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 09/22/23 11:26:07 PM #29: |
When I was in first or second grade a friend and I were going around being little shits.
We found something in the gutter he said was a computer piece he had seen before, we put it balanced on a neighbors door handle in the townhouses we lived at. We came back like an hour later and there were two fire trucks, an ambulance, four cop cars and the fucking bomb squad. The best part was the neighbor, a young woman, came over to use our phone to call her family about what was going on because we were nice friendly people. Turns out we had found a detonator road crews etc use for setting off explosives. They thought it was a threat and her place was rigged. So my nine year old self breaks down crying after she gets done on the phone, and explain to her and the two cops (that just happen to be in my living room) that I was the one responsible for everything. Fun times. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garabandal 09/22/23 11:29:36 PM #30: |
I thought Pokemon was pronounced "poke man" as in poking something
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darkmaian23 09/22/23 11:30:45 PM #31: |
I thought good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people, and that the world was fair.
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nexigrams 09/22/23 11:43:18 PM #33: |
That if you worked hard and did everything they told you, good things would happen to you.
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YugiNoob 09/22/23 11:47:38 PM #34: |
When I was a kid I used to think that toilets on airplanes just immediately jettisoned the waste when they were flushed lol
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Lukey_Bug 09/22/23 11:47:45 PM #35: |
When my dad did fantasy football when i was like 6 I thought he actually controlled people's careers. And i would get upset when he said he would release players.
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Crushed515151 09/22/23 11:53:34 PM #37: |
After watching old reruns of black and white tv when I was really little, I thought they hadnt invented color yet.
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FortuneCookie 09/22/23 11:54:20 PM #38: |
EmilyTheCEman posted... I thought (the first syllable) was simply short for Japanese like Jew is short for Jewish, had no idea it was a slur until I innocently said it in 8th grade reading class referring to a character in a story and the teacher flipped out. I wondered why old movies called Native Americans "engines." I thought maybe there was a story behind it related to a locomotive engine -- since automobiles / automotive engines did not exist at the time being depicted. No. It was just a corruption of the term Indian which was, in and of itself, a total misnomer. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 09/22/23 11:57:51 PM #39: |
I thought money laundering was when you leave money in your pockets and wash your clothes.
I thought drinking and driving included non-alcoholic beverages. I once snatched a can of Coca-Cola out of my moms hand and told her not to drink and drive. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlveinFencer 09/22/23 11:59:32 PM #40: |
I thought the dark energy disks were real because I didn't understand the concept of "bleeding out."
I could tell when a gun was supposed to be present, though. --- Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu! This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 09/23/23 12:01:48 AM #41: |
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Cobra1010 09/23/23 12:05:44 AM #42: |
EmilyTheCEman posted...
I thought (the first syllable) was simply short for Japanese like Jew is short for Jewish, had no idea it was a slur until I innocently said it in 8th grade reading class referring to a character in a story and the teacher flipped out. I think i got modded for that word. But i might have been referring to the console regions like NTSC, PAL and then the final one. --- Load me into the matrix and dont pull the plug ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Justin2Krelian 09/23/23 12:09:40 AM #43: |
I thought "Boleygo" was an actual place in Star Trek where they eventually wanted to reach, where no one had been before.
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TheLiarParadox 09/23/23 12:11:14 AM #44: |
that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys
that cows always gave milk just 'cause that pro-wrestling was real --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 09/23/23 5:13:21 PM #45: |
DementedDurian posted...
I used to mix up famous people.holy shit lol --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 09/23/23 5:18:53 PM #47: |
Crimsoness posted...
That I had a bright future This. Also, since I support civilian gun ownership (within reason) I thought I was conservative in general, meaning I embraced anti-abortion propaganda and misinformation ("just adopt it out," etc.) I also believed Afghanistan and Iraq were justified, partly thanks to my conservative father always justifying them. I also used to buy that under capitalism "anyone had the capacity to become a millionaire if they worked hard." Generally speaking I despise myself prior to age-25 or so. More than I despise my current self, I mean. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 09/23/23 5:19:31 PM #48: |
When I was very young, I thought a pack of large fries from a fast food restaurant had longer french fries compared to a small pack, which had the smaller-sized fries.
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Ratchetrockon 09/23/23 5:21:55 PM #49: |
i thought that outside of certain circumstances(like shredded or crushed to a paste) a person only dies if they give up on life. cuz in movies the characters will just like fall asleep after giving a speech and i thought they only died because they didnt have enough willpower to live.
i thought this way when i was around 5-6 years old minimum. not sure when i stopped thinking this tbh --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Baldurs Gate 3, Carol Reed Mysteries series, DMC 3:SE (Modded), & Spyro 3.5: Return to the Forgotten Realms He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cemith 09/23/23 5:23:00 PM #50: |
I used to think that if I threw something as hard as I could, but grabbed on to it at the last second, I could grab into it and be carried by the force of my throw.
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