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DnDer 09/22/23 8:30:38 PM #51:	Tyranthraxus posted... The prophecy is. If the rapture already happened in the Bible why would people expect it to happen again? Where is the prophecy? Everything I've been told about the rapture is that it's a gross misreading on top of a gross mistranslation, and that it's not actually there in any respected or historical source. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:976246759] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>The prophecy is. If the rapture already happened in the Bible why would people expect it to happen again?</quote>Where is the prophecy? Everything I've been told about the rapture is that it's a gross misreading on top of a gross mistranslation, and that it's not actually there in any respected or historical source. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 09/22/23 8:31:14 PM #52:	Oh, hey. Summer got raptured. It's autumn now. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:976246772] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Oh, hey. Summer got raptured. It's autumn now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 09/22/23 8:33:12 PM #53:	Aristoph posted... Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind. We are all now that kid from the Slipknot music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1jQKpse7Yw&pp=ygUUc2xpcGtub3QgbGVmdCBiZWhpbmQ%3D --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:976246815] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Aristoph posted... </cite><quote>Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind.</quote>We are all now that kid from the Slipknot music video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1jQKpse7Yw&pp=ygUUc2xpcGtub3QgbGVmdCBiZWhpbmQ%3D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 09/22/23 9:03:10 PM #54:	I love how so many biblical literalists believe that the rapture will happen but then completely ignore the fact that the Bible explicitly states that no one will know when it happens until it happens. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2024%3A35-37&version=NLV If you believe that the rapture will happen, then you have to believe no one will know when it will happen. The two aspects are inseparable. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:976247379] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>I love how so many biblical literalists believe that the rapture will happen but then completely ignore the fact that the Bible explicitly states that no one will know when it happens until it happens.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2024%3A35-37&version=NLVIf you believe that the rapture will happen, then you have to believe no one will know when it will happen. The two aspects are inseparable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/23/23 12:04:34 AM #55:	DnDer posted... Where is the prophecy? Everything I've been told about the rapture is that it's a gross misreading on top of a gross mistranslation, and that it's not actually there in any respected or historical source. Ok so you're saying Jesus will never come again and every denomination has been preaching complete bullshit the whole time? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976250059] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>DnDer posted... </cite><quote>Where is the prophecy? Everything I've been told about the rapture is that it's a gross misreading on top of a gross mistranslation, and that it's not actually there in any respected or historical source.</quote>Ok so you're saying Jesus will never come again and every denomination has been preaching complete bullshit the whole time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 09/23/23 1:05:11 AM #56:	Tyranthraxus posted... Ok so you're saying Jesus will never come again and every denomination has been preaching complete bullshit the whole time? The second coming is not the rapture. Not how that works. The rapture is extra-biblical and not historically supported. Unless you can show me where it comes from, I haven't seen any contradicting evidence that supports it being a reasonable or grounded biblical or historical reading. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:976250720] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Ok so you're saying Jesus will never come again and every denomination has been preaching complete bullshit the whole time?</quote>The second coming is not the rapture. Not how that works.The rapture is extra-biblical and not historically supported.Unless you can show me where it comes from, I haven't seen any contradicting evidence that supports it being a reasonable or grounded biblical or historical reading. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 09/23/23 1:10:45 AM #57:	Aristoph posted... Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind. this is actually a sect of belief they think it happened back either when Jesus ascended or sometime a few years later <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:976250781] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Aristoph posted... </cite><quote>Plot twist: the Rapture happened a couple hundred years ago. We're what was left behind.</quote>this is actually a sect of beliefthey think it happened back either when Jesus ascended or sometime a few years later</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/23/23 1:16:39 AM #58:	Catholics I don't think even believe in the rapture. Its always protestants who think it's real <cite>Zikten posted [p:976250843] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Catholics I don't think even believe in the rapture. Its always protestants who think it's real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 09/23/23 1:22:27 AM #59:	Zikten posted... Catholics I don't think even believe in the rapture. Its always protestants who think it's real Yep. They're called dominionists. And a couple other things, but that's the name I remember. I think it was Renegade Cut that did a crash course on those protestants when he deconstructed Cristian movies, specifically the Left Behind titles. That's probably a better watch than getting deep into the weeds of anti-religion tube or atheist tube. --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:976250902] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Catholics I don't think even believe in the rapture. Its always protestants who think it's real</quote>Yep. They're called dominionists. And a couple other things, but that's the name I remember. I think it was Renegade Cut that did a crash course on those protestants when he deconstructed Cristian movies, specifically the Left Behind titles. That's probably a better watch than getting deep into the weeds of anti-religion tube or atheist tube. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gritty 09/23/23 11:27:31 AM #60:	Yo, were still here. Why did they lie to us? <cite>Gritty posted [p:976256110] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Yo, were still here. Why did they lie to us?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo 09/23/23 1:10:57 PM #61:	It clearly says no man knows the day nor the hour. Anyone saying otherwise is a con artist. This is mainly internet psyops because I know a lot of fundies and the only person I even heard a mention of this from was one of my ultra liberal Cali friends. I legit think this info only got targeted at liberals to annoy them and I have no idea why. Its weird. CE is only the second mention Ive heard of this and this place leans hard left. BTW, many fundies do not believe in rapture theory. Its shaky, at best. --- It all returns to nothing It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. (NGE) <cite>CreekCo posted [p:976257835] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>It clearly says no man knows the day nor the hour. Anyone saying otherwise is a con artist. This is mainly internet psyops because I know a lot of fundies and the only person I even heard a mention of this from was one of my ultra liberal Cali friends. I legit think this info only got targeted at liberals to annoy them and I have no idea why. Its weird. CE is only the second mention Ive heard of this and this place leans hard left.BTW, many fundies do not believe in rapture theory. Its shaky, at best. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 09/23/23 1:15:03 PM #62:	So is there any source on this or what? I've not heard any supposed rapture stuff about today. Also there is no evidence of a pre-tribulation rapture. It happens somewhere in the middle. After already a lot of bloodshed. --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:976257883] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>So is there any source on this or what? I've not heard any supposed rapture stuff about today.Also there is no evidence of a pre-tribulation rapture. It happens somewhere in the middle. After already a lot of bloodshed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 09/23/23 1:27:50 PM #63:	Dreepapult posted... So is there any source on this or what? I've not heard any supposed rapture stuff about today. I think TC was just making it up. I never found anything, and nobody else seems to have been able to either. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:976258075] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Dreepapult posted... </cite><quote>So is there any source on this or what? I've not heard any supposed rapture stuff about today.</quote>I think TC was just making it up. I never found anything, and nobody else seems to have been able to either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 09/24/23 11:01:05 AM #64:	Damn, no raptures? :( --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:976275167] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Damn, no raptures? :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 09/25/23 12:31:16 AM #65:	CreekCo posted... It clearly says no man knows the day nor the hour. ~female prophet throws off cloak~ "I am no man" ~gets stoned to death for being female and daring to speak on behalf of Yahweh~ --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:976289077] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>CreekCo posted... </cite><quote>It clearly says no man knows the day nor the hour.</quote>~female prophet throws off cloak~ "I am no man"~gets stoned to death for being female and daring to speak on behalf of Yahweh~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/25/23 12:47:43 AM #66:	Kradek posted... ~female prophet throws off cloak~ "I am no man" ~gets stoned to death for being female and daring to speak on behalf of Yahweh~ Then suddenly the sky turns red because they just killed the Messiah <cite>Zikten posted [p:976289211] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>Kradek posted... </cite><quote>~female prophet throws off cloak~ "I am no man"~gets stoned to death for being female and daring to speak on behalf of Yahweh~</quote>Then suddenly the sky turns red because they just killed the Messiah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 09/25/23 12:50:41 AM #67:	I wish a deity would rapture all annoying and destructive people away so the rest of us could live in peace. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:976289234] in The Raptur... [t:80574189]...</cite> <quote>I wish a deity would rapture all annoying and destructive people away so the rest of us could live in peace. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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