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Garabandal
09/21/23 5:51:07 PM
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Then Saul said, Thus shall you say to David, The king desires no marriage present except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged on the kings enemies. Now Saul planned to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. When his servants told David these words, David was well pleased to be the kings son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David rose and went, along with his men, and killed one hundred[a] of the Philistines, and David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the kings son-in-law. Saul gave him his daughter Michal as a wife.
1 Samuel 18:25-27

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DKBananaSlamma
09/21/23 5:53:20 PM
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The perfect woman AND I improve the penises for 100 men? Literally what's the downside?

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Neon >_>
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divot1338
09/21/23 6:04:53 PM
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Hows he going to tell its a Philistine foreskin?

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Antbregante
09/21/23 6:05:57 PM
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What exactly is he gonna do with that many foreskins?
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divot1338
09/21/23 6:07:16 PM
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Antbregante posted...
What exactly is he gonna do with that many foreskins?
Craft fifty eightskins.

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Antbregante
09/21/23 6:08:24 PM
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divot1338 posted...


Craft fifty eightskins.
Madness. He will be unstoppable.
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