Current Events > Mexico Alien Bodies undergo testing : said to not be assembled or manipulated

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WingsOfGood
09/20/23 10:55:59 PM
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/09/19/mexico-aliens-x-ray-corpses-congress-jaime-maussan-ufo/

Doctors at a laboratory in Mexico City carried out X-rays and CT scans of the bodies on Tuesday.
Jos de Jess Zalce Benitez, the director of the Health Sciences Research Institute of the Secretary of the Navy, which carried out the tests, said that they showed the bodies had not been assembled or manipulated. That contradicted earlier suggestions that the bodies had been assembled with animal or human bones, though is unlikely to assuage Maussans critics because of his relationship with Mr Benitez. The pair appeared alongside each other at the Mexican congress to give evidence of their discoveries.

[They] belong to a single skeleton that has not been joined to other pieces, he said.
Footage of the team carrying out the tests shows one of the bodies bearing an elongated head, two slanted eyes and a small upturned nose. While it bears a resemblance to fictional depictions of aliens, scientists have yet to suggest that they are indeed from another planet.
One theory put forward by academics and archaeologists is that the remains are mummified human bodies.

Do you trust this assessment?
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Trumpo
09/20/23 10:56:31 PM
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Nope


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Ar0ge
09/20/23 10:58:40 PM
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No. Not sure what Mexico is trying to pull with this.
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Hayame_Zero
09/20/23 11:00:26 PM
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Uh huh.

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Kimbos_Egg
09/20/23 11:00:34 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
No. Not sure what Mexico is trying to pull with this

Oh? You don't know what the same president that said there were fucking elves in his country is trying to pull by faking an alien?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/20/23 11:01:10 PM
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I thought I just heard that they were made

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WingsOfGood
09/20/23 11:01:16 PM
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lolwut

https://nypost.com/2023/09/19/mexican-doctors-say-alien-remains-are-biological/


He also said his team found that one was alive, was intact, was biological and was in gestation, pointing to large lumps inside the alleged ETs abdomen which he suggested could be eggs.
I can affirm that these bodies have no relation to human beings, he previously claimed.
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LordFarquad1312
09/20/23 11:01:21 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
No. Not sure what Mexico is trying to pull with this.
Stop blaming Mexico. This is just a con man doing the same thing he's been doing for decades.

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Kurt_Russel
09/20/23 11:02:28 PM
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Welp, you cant argue with the facts.
Game over, man.
Earth lost.

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WingsOfGood
09/20/23 11:03:18 PM
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so they apparently livestreamed this testing

here is a pic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/7/AAefUOAAE3Bl.jpg
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WingsOfGood
09/20/23 11:04:35 PM
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:|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vereQ55RcUk
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VFalcone
09/20/23 11:05:40 PM
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This is going on for way too long.
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UnholyMudcrab
09/20/23 11:08:09 PM
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I can't even imagine how embarrassing it would be to be involved in this. Trying to pass this thing off as a bona fide alien when they know it's actually just garbage from Spirit Halloween or wherever that they had to run out and buy the day before.

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Ratchetrockon
09/20/23 11:08:47 PM
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I watched the livestrean it was crazy. I kept spamming real in the chat. Others were spamming fake. I started using Google translate to communicate in Spanish. Saying it was obviously real and other stuff.

Ofc I don't think it is real im just having fun.

I wrote a few comments in r/aliens expressing how I think its totally real and got decent amount of upvotes. Pretty good way to farm karma imo.
The ones that say it obviously fake are downvoted hard sometimes lol.

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VFalcone
09/20/23 11:09:31 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I can't even imagine how embarrassing it would be to be involved in this. Trying to pass this thing off as a bona fide alien when they know it's actually just garbage from Spirit Halloween or wherever that they had to run out and buy the day before.
Oh it's certainly a real indigenous mummy. They just stole it. That's the problem, and that's why Peru is pissed.
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WingsOfGood
09/20/23 11:11:22 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I watched the livestrean it was crazy. I kept spamming real in the chat. Others were spamming fake. I started using Google translate to communicate in Spanish. Saying it was obviously real and other stuff.

Ofc I don't think it is real im just having fun.

I wrote a few comments in r/aliens expressing how I think its totally real and got decent amount of upvotes. Pretty good way to farm karma imo.
The ones that say it obviously fake are downvoted hard sometimes lol.

what all did he do to 'test' ?
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voldothegr8
09/20/23 11:12:10 PM
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Fucking hand one over to Stanford or some shit, then this will grab my attention.

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WingsOfGood
09/20/23 11:13:37 PM
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ah here the stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eief8UMIwZI
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mystic_belmont
09/20/23 11:21:17 PM
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James Maussan has tried this crap before.

Don't be a sucker.

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nocturnal_traveler
09/20/23 11:23:09 PM
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If the government is trying say Aliens are real after supposedly trying to cover it up for decades, not only are they lying, but they're trying to hide something far more sinister.

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C-zom
09/21/23 12:20:04 AM
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Honestly all I needed to see was how roughly they fling the things around in that one video demonstrating them. They handle them roughly like dolls.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 12:29:12 AM
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1:18:59
How the hell are those hip joints suppose to work?
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KitKats
09/21/23 12:44:50 AM
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What the fuck is that thing

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Strider102
09/21/23 1:18:04 AM
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It's all fun and games until they find a scientist laying on the ground, looking shriveled up like it was completely drained and the alien is missing.

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viewmaster_pi
09/21/23 1:22:52 AM
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Strider102 posted...
It's all fun and games until they find a scientist laying on the ground, looking shriveled up like it was completely drained and the alien is missing.
lmao, the scientist looks like the alien corpse did, all crusty and stiff

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 1:23:06 AM
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Strider102 posted...
It's all fun and games until they find a scientist laying on the ground, looking shriveled up like it was completely drained and the alien is missing.
I already saw that movie. It was weird

I don't even remember the title. Someone x-ray'd a mummy, and a black fungus blob thing started eating people. It was back in the 80s or early 90s.
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Mew
09/21/23 1:25:38 AM
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Slow tourism in Mexico or something?

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Shotgunnova
09/21/23 1:42:43 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AABhrNAAE3C3.jpg

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Vyrulisse
09/21/23 1:46:46 AM
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Just let other scientists look at it or sit in on these supposed tests.

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CoyoteTheGreat
09/21/23 1:47:16 AM
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WingsofGrift.

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majin_nemesis
09/21/23 1:48:47 AM
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Mexico should be fined or imposed sanctions for pulling this crap
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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 1:50:41 AM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
WingsofGrift.
leave Wings be.
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Gobstoppers12
09/21/23 1:53:05 AM
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Lol whatever y'all say

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CoyoteTheGreat
09/21/23 1:53:11 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
leave Wings be.

When one of the board's worst right wingers tells me to do something, yeah, I'm not going to listen to that.

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Ratchetrockon
09/21/23 1:55:48 AM
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You can find an archive of the nazca mummies website on the comment sections of r/alienbodies. Only a few posts there so should be easy to find

Anyway the website has pics of a bunch of mummified bodies inside the nazca tomb (including the ones shown recently to the public). Also included video footage and pics of the two alien races guarding the tomb

Pic of an alien mantis that was supposedly guarding the tomb:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/6/AAZsuhAAE3C-.jpg

Video of alien mantis: https://youtu.be/yeLyLx3bB84?feature=shared

This entire youtube channel has vids of the nazca tomb btw lol. This was the channel linked on the nazca mummy website.

This seems like one big LARP to me man there is just no way! Alien mantises exist!!! I was just thinking about 6 ft tall praying mantises a few days ago too. Ever since I saw that Baki clip. I doubt the grave robbers would have survived against them tbh esp if giant praying mantises really could prey on an elephant (this is what baki narrator claims idk if he is lying). No way a human can defeat them even with a gun i doubt it!!!!

This is just too unrealistic for me.

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vycebrand2
09/21/23 2:13:19 AM
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Strider102 posted...
It's all fun and games until they find a scientist laying on the ground, looking shriveled up like it was completely drained and the alien is missing.
Good movie. Mathilda May...........

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Rai_Jin
09/21/23 2:30:08 AM
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the only good thing about that guy having the bodies is he is doing something with them, even if that something is highly questionable.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/23 2:50:55 AM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
When one of the board's worst right wingers tells me to do something, yeah, I'm not going to listen to that.
When one of the board's worst right wingers defends one of the board's worst left wingers, you really should listen.
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WingsOfGood
09/21/23 7:43:13 AM
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CoyoteTheGreat posted...
WingsofGrift.

Excuse me? Do you dislike telegraph.co.uk and the reporting they do?
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Ar0ge
09/21/23 8:39:30 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Stop blaming Mexico. This is just a con man doing the same thing he's been doing for decades.

Sure. But why is Mexicos government even giving him the time of day?

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Lil_Bit83
09/21/23 10:46:11 AM
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Is this by the same group of people who claim every animal with mange is a chupa cabra?

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Avirosb
09/21/23 10:53:45 AM
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Ar0ge posted...
Sure. But why is Mexicos government even giving him the time of day?
Maybe they're trying to out-crazy their neighbors to the north?

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Itachi157
09/21/23 11:04:48 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
You can find an archive of the nazca mummies website on the comment sections of r/alienbodies. Only a few posts there so should be easy to find

Anyway the website has pics of a bunch of mummified bodies inside the nazca tomb (including the ones shown recently to the public). Also included video footage and pics of the two alien races guarding the tomb

So obviously they have the bodies so how did they get past the mantis? Did they kill it or did it just leave?

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Ratchetrockon
09/21/23 11:12:16 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
So obviously they have the bodies so how did they get past the mantis? Did they kill it or did it just leave?


They say they killed the alien mantis and another alien guard of a separate race lmao

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VFalcone
09/21/23 11:26:39 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
You can find an archive of the nazca mummies website on the comment sections of r/alienbodies. Only a few posts there so should be easy to find

Anyway the website has pics of a bunch of mummified bodies inside the nazca tomb (including the ones shown recently to the public). Also included video footage and pics of the two alien races guarding the tomb

Pic of an alien mantis that was supposedly guarding the tomb:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/6/AAZsuhAAE3C-.jpg

Video of alien mantis: https://youtu.be/yeLyLx3bB84?feature=shared

This entire youtube channel has vids of the nazca tomb btw lol. This was the channel linked on the nazca mummy website.

This seems like one big LARP to me man there is just no way! Alien mantises exist!!! I was just thinking about 6 ft tall praying mantises a few days ago too. Ever since I saw that Baki clip. I doubt the grave robbers would have survived against them tbh esp if giant praying mantises really could prey on an elephant (this is what baki narrator claims idk if he is lying). No way a human can defeat them even with a gun i doubt it!!!!

This is just too unrealistic for me.
This is so hysterical that I'm close to channeling Skankhair's emoji energy lmfao.
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Ajiri
09/21/23 11:29:40 AM
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I actually think this is actually real I have a little bit of biology background as well

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Itachi157
09/21/23 11:38:13 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
They say they killed the alien mantis and another alien guard of a separate race lmao

where are the bodies of those then? Not important enough to recover? Lol
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KitKats
09/21/23 11:39:42 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
where are the bodies of those then? Not important enough to recover? Lol
These bodies are supposedly not related to that cave video stuff

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Itachi157
09/21/23 11:40:59 AM
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KitKats posted...
These bodies are supposedly not related to that cave video stuff

Oh, I thought they said they had to kill these other two to even get into the tomb to get the bodies that are currently being studied.
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KitKats
09/21/23 11:45:40 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
Oh, I thought they said they had to kill these other two to even get into the tomb to get the bodies that are currently being studied.
The video and images are allegedly of grave robbers. It looks really fake to me either way.

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