Current Events > CE, how do you feel about FARTS?

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MysteryMan923
09/20/23 6:42:42 PM
#1:


Well?

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thronedfire2
09/20/23 6:46:49 PM
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I only enjoy my farts the day after eating Burger King onion rings because they smell exactly like Burger King onion rings

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EthanSilver
09/20/23 6:47:53 PM
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Sir, this is a Wendy's...
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MysteryMan923
09/20/23 6:47:59 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I only enjoy my farts the day after eating Burger King onion rings because they smell exactly like Burger King onion rings

It's like eating the rings all over again!

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DarthDemented
09/22/23 12:09:00 PM
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I feel like they are freshly pooped air

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-_rustykranz_-
09/22/23 12:20:48 PM
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imagine606
09/22/23 2:34:58 PM
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Farts are hilarious
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Prestoff
09/22/23 2:37:30 PM
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I farted so well, it was the inspiration for Scott Adams to make a book out of that deconverted Christians and Muslims.

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DementedDurian
09/22/23 2:39:06 PM
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They both stink and smell good at the same time to me, like an exotic, fermented garlic of some kind.

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Bishop_Hastur
09/22/23 2:49:26 PM
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Farts are funny.

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DarthDemented
09/24/23 8:35:16 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
Farts are funny.
Well duh

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Zikten
09/24/23 8:36:26 PM
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Fathers Against Rude Television?
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Dungeater
09/24/23 8:37:26 PM
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i dont enjoy farts and dont find them funny

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a-c-a-b
09/24/23 8:38:48 PM
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Ripping a gnarly fart is one of life's greatest little pleasures.

It feels good and it's funny if there's other people around.

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BB_mofo
09/24/23 8:52:03 PM
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I used to think I grew out of fart jokes. The truth was the 80s spammed fart jokes for a cheap laugh so much that I grew sick of it. The last straw was when I saw "Hamburger: The Motion Picture" which was just one long fart joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKds0tmuCNg

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Kirbymasta549
09/24/23 9:19:53 PM
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Beans, Beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
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a-c-a-b
09/24/23 9:21:57 PM
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Kirbymasta549 posted...
Beans, Beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal

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Trumble
09/24/23 10:14:03 PM
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There are two kinds of people. Those who admit to loving a good fart joke, and those who lie.

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Big_Nabendu
09/24/23 10:14:33 PM
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I'm thinking YUM!

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SSJGrimReaper
09/24/23 10:21:59 PM
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imagine the FARTS

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The_Wheelman1
09/24/23 10:41:41 PM
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https://youtube.com/shorts/uFZ47lhsQhM?si=u-s2K3RK44P46iZO

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AgentCoulson
09/24/23 10:57:04 PM
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Reminder that Peter Griffin didn't have gas for the first time until he was 30.
https://youtu.be/QionFrgMH4w?si=UIDTAywCn1P_Gd4i


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