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[deleted] 09/20/23 11:03:32 AM #23:	[deleted] <cite>[deleted] posted [p:976194447] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>[deleted]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 09/20/23 12:23:19 PM #1:	https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/sep/19/elon-musk-neuralink-human-trials-brain-implant?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other im going to assume every one here is smart enough to not sign up for this but ill still give every on this warning DO NOT SIGN UP for this --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:976193463] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/sep/19/elon-musk-neuralink-human-trials-brain-implant?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Otherim going to assume every one here is smart enough to not sign up for thisbut ill still give every on this warningDO NOT SIGN UP for this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sexypwnstar 09/20/23 12:26:33 PM #2:	Neuralink might be the only thing left that can actually help TC --- http://i.imgur.com/Su4g5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/21DiJ.jpg <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:976193525] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Neuralink might be the only thing left that can actually help TC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mercurydude 09/20/23 12:27:29 PM #3:	Folks just signing up for brain damage and who knows what else from this. Just think of when the Tesla products have fucked up even when he was trying to show them off. It's a good thing it won't go anywhere, because he has no benevolent intentions with this tech, no matter what he might claim. --- God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast <cite>mercurydude posted [p:976193543] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Folks just signing up for brain damage and who knows what else from this. Just think of when the Tesla products have fucked up even when he was trying to show them off. It's a good thing it won't go anywhere, because he has no benevolent intentions with this tech, no matter what he might claim. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/20/23 12:27:54 PM #4:	Hope he's the first one to sign up --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976193554] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Hope he's the first one to sign up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 09/20/23 12:28:04 PM #5:	Eh... some people here should get this, tbh. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:976193558] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Eh... some people here should get this, tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/20/23 12:29:00 PM #6:	in before walking has a subscription fee. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:976193582] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>in before walking has a subscription fee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 09/20/23 12:31:07 PM #7:	Other companies have been implanting this technology for nearly 20 years. Using it to help people suffering from paralysis. But no doubt Musk and his weirdo cult followers will claim they are pioneering it. --- You'll see motivational pictures about working hundred hour weeks/Well, it only applies to those who are operating at a really basic level <cite>ai123 posted [p:976193625] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Other companies have been implanting this technology for nearly 20 years. Using it to help people suffering from paralysis.But no doubt Musk and his weirdo cult followers will claim they are pioneering it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 09/20/23 1:00:51 PM #8:	So why isn't he the first volunteer? He'd never get one himself. Seriously don't sign up for this --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:976194195] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>So why isn't he the first volunteer? He'd never get one himself. Seriously don't sign up for this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuuuDe14 09/20/23 1:03:51 PM #9:	But it can make me instantly learn languages? --- The Official Sons of Sparda of all GameFAQS boards. June 10, 2018. The day Dante returned to us. Do what you want, just don't expect to get paid. <cite>DuuuDe14 posted [p:976194250] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>But it can make me instantly learn languages? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/20/23 1:04:45 PM #10:	Didn't this kill every animal test subject --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:976194266] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Didn't this kill every animal test subject </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 09/20/23 1:04:57 PM #11:	Cold day in hell before I put Musk technology on my phone, let alone in my brain. --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:976194268] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Cold day in hell before I put Musk technology on my phone, let alone in my brain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 09/20/23 1:06:11 PM #12:	TheLiarParadox posted... Eh... some people here should get this, tbh. Get what? --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976194287] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>TheLiarParadox posted... </cite><quote>Eh... some people here should get this, tbh.</quote>Get what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 09/20/23 1:06:42 PM #13:	Irony posted... Didn't this kill every animal test subject I do remember reading news reports about the absurd number dead animals from testing, so yeah I don't think there's a chance in hell I'd ever get this installed. --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:976194298] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Didn't this kill every animal test subject</quote>I do remember reading news reports about the absurd number dead animals from testing, so yeah I don't think there's a chance in hell I'd ever get this installed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Will_VIII 09/20/23 1:06:48 PM #14:	What is it even supposed to do? --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! <cite>Will_VIII posted [p:976194300] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>What is it even supposed to do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 09/20/23 1:07:29 PM #15:	Imagine putting anything Cucksk realted near you, let alone in your brain. Although, people who are willing to do it have brains so far rotten that it probably won't do much damage anymore. --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:976194318] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Imagine putting anything Cucksk realted near you, let alone in your brain.Although, people who are willing to do it have brains so far rotten that it probably won't do much damage anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/20/23 1:07:38 PM #16:	Will_VIII posted... What is it even supposed to do? Kill you painfully --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:976194320] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Will_VIII posted... </cite><quote>What is it even supposed to do?</quote>Kill you painfully </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125 09/20/23 1:09:17 PM #17:	Chuds: Vaccines have chips in them! Musk: I will literally put a chip in your brain. Chuds: yes pls daddy <cite>Rexdragon125 posted [p:976194351] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Chuds: Vaccines have chips in them!Musk: I will literally put a chip in your brain.Chuds: yes pls daddy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chitown82 09/20/23 1:11:21 PM #18:	Tens of thousands of animals were killed testing this garbage. <cite>chitown82 posted [p:976194390] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Tens of thousands of animals were killed testing this garbage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mormaurd 09/20/23 1:12:00 PM #19:	DuuuDe14 posted... But it can make me instantly learn languages? No but theyll probably beam commercials to your dreams like in Futurama. --- http://i.imgur.com/ydU4CFf.jpg <cite>Mormaurd posted [p:976194402] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>DuuuDe14 posted... </cite><quote>But it can make me instantly learn languages?</quote>No but theyll probably beam commercials to your dreams like in Futurama. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuuuDe14 09/20/23 1:12:12 PM #20:	Nooooo --- The Official Sons of Sparda of all GameFAQS boards. June 10, 2018. The day Dante returned to us. Do what you want, just don't expect to get paid. <cite>DuuuDe14 posted [p:976194408] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Nooooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 09/20/23 1:12:53 PM #21:	Yes please I would like to livetweet all of my thoughts. --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:976194427] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Yes please I would like to livetweet all of my thoughts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 09/20/23 1:13:49 PM #22:	I wasn't doing it anyway. The last thing I want is Musk in my brain, possibly trying to rewrite my synapses to make me his slave. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:976194444] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>I wasn't doing it anyway. The last thing I want is Musk in my brain, possibly trying to rewrite my synapses to make me his slave. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 09/20/23 1:14:39 PM #24:	Hambo posted... Yes please I would like to livetweet all of my thoughts. Or fry my cerebral cortex and end up trapped in my own worst memories forever like Eleven's mom on Stranger Things. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:976194458] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Hambo posted... </cite><quote>Yes please I would like to livetweet all of my thoughts.</quote>Or fry my cerebral cortex and end up trapped in my own worst memories forever like Eleven's mom on Stranger Things.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pick4six 09/20/23 1:16:37 PM #25:	I wonder how theyre going to cover up human deaths in these experiments, so many monkeys died trialing this --- Bitcoin! <cite>pick4six posted [p:976194504] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>I wonder how theyre going to cover up human deaths in these experiments, so many monkeys died trialing this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 09/20/23 1:18:06 PM #26:	pick4six posted... I wonder how theyre going to cover up human deaths in these experiments, so many monkeys died trialing this claiming the ppl who died are FBI plants or not real or where taken by santa clause to mars to help build toys for children --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:976194525] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>pick4six posted... </cite><quote>I wonder how theyre going to cover up human deaths in these experiments, so many monkeys died trialing this</quote>claiming the ppl who died are FBI plants or not real or where taken by santa clause to mars to help build toys for children </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo 09/20/23 1:18:36 PM #27:	SpawnShadow posted... Or fry my cerebral cortex and end up trapped in my own worst memories forever like Eleven's mom on Stranger Things. I absolutely do not remember that happening. Maybe Elon's invention could help improve my memory? --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:976194538] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>SpawnShadow posted... </cite><quote>Or fry my cerebral cortex and end up trapped in my own worst memories forever like Eleven's mom on Stranger Things.</quote>I absolutely do not remember that happening. Maybe Elon's invention could help improve my memory? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitbuller_26 09/20/23 1:19:09 PM #28:	Will anyone but Muskrats sign up for this? <cite>Pitbuller_26 posted [p:976194555] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>Will anyone but Muskrats sign up for this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 09/20/23 1:19:11 PM #29:	pick4six posted... I wonder how theyre going to cover up human deaths in these experiments, so many monkeys died trialing this AceMos posted... claiming the ppl who died are FBI plants or not real or where taken by santa clause to mars to help build toys for children Or just fake news. That excuse seems to work on far too many idiots. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:976194556] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>pick4six posted... </cite><quote>I wonder how theyre going to cover up human deaths in these experiments, so many monkeys died trialing this</quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>claiming the ppl who died are FBI plants or not real or where taken by santa clause to mars to help build toys for children</quote>Or just fake news. That excuse seems to work on far too many idiots. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 09/20/23 1:22:31 PM #30:	If Musk offered me a seat on his rocket to Mars, I would gladly pay someone to take it from me. That goes doubly for any kind of bodily implant with his name attached to it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:976194622] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>If Musk offered me a seat on his rocket to Mars, I would gladly pay someone to take it from me. That goes doubly for any kind of bodily implant with his name attached to it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 09/20/23 1:23:14 PM #31:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:976194640] in musks stup... [t:80571955]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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