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Smackems
09/20/23 10:23:24 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/8/AAZOwTAAE258.jpg

It's real

I guess that stupid marker thing was when I was trying to figure out how to edit pics

Her family is Pentacostal I think. The women all have to wear skirts most of the time even outside church

My gf herself is only kinda vaguely Christian

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R1masher
09/20/23 10:25:24 AM
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Pagan shit

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ExtremeLuchador
09/20/23 10:26:40 AM
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There was a ton of families who refused to celebrate Halloween back in the 70s-90s because of the "Satanic Panic."

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:27:05 AM
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R1masher posted...
Pagan shit
Whats next? Chanting liberal phrases around burning goat heads and drinking bud light?

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Smiffwilm
09/20/23 10:27:47 AM
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Let me predict something: they'll be totally silent about Christmas.

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Were_Wyrm
09/20/23 10:28:11 AM
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It's OK to do evil things if it's "at church"

Weird, that's also what the church teaches.

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Lukey_Bug
09/20/23 10:28:32 AM
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This reads like a MAGA ten commandments

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R1masher
09/20/23 10:30:33 AM
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Smackems posted...
Whats next? Chanting liberal phrases around burning goat heads and drinking bud light?

idk, my thought processor didnt make that leap, Ive known lots of people that dont celebrate Christmas

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Revelation34
09/20/23 10:30:38 AM
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I can guarantee God has never said anything about Halloween since Halloween didn't exist in biblical times.

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:31:59 AM
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Check THIS out though; the whole family is EXTREMELY anti racism. So there's that at least I guess

It's weird tbh. Usually these folks here in the south are Christian and racist, but I've seen this dude call out a racist at a gas station and preach at him lol

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:32:40 AM
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R1masher posted...
idk, my thought processor didnt make that leap, Ive known lots of people that dont celebrate Christmas
I don't because I can't afford gifts

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UnsteadyOwl
09/20/23 10:35:20 AM
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So dressing up as Spider-Man to go trick or treating leads to worshipping Moloch or something?

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Error1355
09/20/23 10:35:32 AM
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Provided the eventual resource wars due to climate disasters don't kill us all first, there are gonna be a hell of a lot of elderly people who have no kids that want to take care of them this generation.

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Garabandal
09/20/23 10:36:53 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAACBAm6oY

Things that never change

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:37:39 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Provided the eventual resource wars due to climate disasters don't kill us all first, there are gonna be a hell of a lot of elderly people who have no kids that want to take care of them this generation.
As a caregiver I can tell you they don't want to anyway

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Dreepapult
09/20/23 10:39:08 AM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Let me predict something: they'll be totally silent about Christmas.
Lol exactly

At least Halloween is honest about itself

Christmas is just as pagan but pretends it isn't

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/20/23 10:40:09 AM
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Most of those are awesome.

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Revelation34
09/20/23 10:40:58 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Provided the eventual resource wars due to climate disasters don't kill us all first, there are gonna be a hell of a lot of elderly people who have no kids that want to take care of them this generation.


Sounds like an AI generated anime premise.

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:41:07 AM
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Garabandal posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAACBAm6oY

Things that never change
I watched that whole thing

More

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:41:37 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Sounds like an AI generated anime premise.
Pretty sure that was mad max

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Robot2600
09/20/23 10:42:05 AM
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Pentecostal, not Methodist.

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:44:29 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
Pentecostal, not Methodist.
Riiiiiiight right. My bad

Edited the first post. I don't know much about the differences besides the skirt. And I think they speak in tongues during service?

Idk. I was raised Baptist-ish. It's some offshoot of Baptist. Idk the difference

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Smackems
09/20/23 10:46:24 AM
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Not even something like the 4th of July?

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Garabandal
09/20/23 10:49:35 AM
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Smackems posted...
I watched that whole thing

More
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80Tj1WIHbs

BANG
BANG
BANG

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Garabandal
09/20/23 10:50:06 AM
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Also on the subject of Christians against holidays, IIRC some sects of Seventh-Day Adventists don't celebrate Christmas or Easter because of their pagan origins.

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UnsteadyOwl
09/20/23 10:50:20 AM
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Garabandal posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAACBAm6oY

Things that never change
He seems really hung up on ouija boards.

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meralonne
09/20/23 10:56:53 AM
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And to think, when I was in Catholic grammar school, we were pretty much expected to dress up for Halloween. We had a parade and everything.

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Questionmarktarius
09/20/23 10:57:05 AM
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what's with the weird streak running down the side?
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Smackems
09/20/23 11:05:15 AM
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Garabandal posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80Tj1WIHbs

BANG
BANG
BANG
Good shit

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Smackems
09/20/23 11:05:49 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
what's with the weird streak running down the side?
That's me being an old fart and fuckin up trying to edit the pic to get names off

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Ruvan22
09/20/23 11:28:26 AM
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Smackems posted...
Not even something like the 4th of July?

I remember a friend's mom converted to JW just before my friend's birthday when she was like 10 .. and didn't do anything for it because of JW beliefs against celebrating >.<
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mercurydude
09/20/23 11:39:32 AM
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What these people teach kids:

It was okay for me, but I want to feel important, so you don't get to do it. And if you resent me for it, I can just say the Lord made me do it and act like I'm blameless for my own actions.

We suddenly care about God's laws when it comes to stuff like gays getting married and kids having fun, don't have much to say about how society abuses the poor and worships the rich, though.

Don't ask me to explain why something's evil. I said it is and that settles it. This includes asking me about the book, chapter, and verse about my claims on what the Bible says---that's backtalk and I won't have it.

Yes, this also includes asking me to explain why a SpongeBob costume is witchcraft,,, IT JUST IS. Stop giving me a hard time! I'm about to cry here... my feelings are sensitive and it means a lot to me to be able to ruin your childhood.

We aren't a family that's concerned with fitting in and doing what everyone else is doing---except for when it comes to smug fundamentalists who like to make a big show of how Halloween is banned in their house so that the whole neighborhood knows how holy they are. It IS important to toe the line sometimes.

TL;DR-----It's okay to be an asshole if you put a veneer of righteousness on what you're doing.

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