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Bio1590
09/19/23 11:54:33 PM
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Maybe then they'll stop changing shit just for the sake of changing it

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Yawn_Master2
09/19/23 11:56:28 PM
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How you seen their stock? Its been on a rocket ship upward (even since Steve Jobs died).

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WellKnownNomad
09/20/23 12:13:52 AM
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I mean Apple hasnt perfected necromancy yet

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hockeybub89
09/20/23 12:15:21 AM
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Who's Steve Jobs?

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Smashingpmkns
09/20/23 12:25:37 AM
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He's dead tho

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Bio1590
09/20/23 12:34:20 AM
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Yawn_Master2 posted...
How you seen their stock? Its been on a rocket ship upward (even since Steve Jobs died).

Right but there's just small stupid shit that gets changed that you 100% know he would throw a shit fit over it.

Like in the new WatchOS they added extra steps to ending a workout or starting a new one (from an active one) for absolutely no reason.

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spikethedevil
09/20/23 12:40:53 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Who's Steve Jobs?

Really?

He was the founder of Apple.

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IHeartRadiation
09/20/23 1:37:37 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
He's dead tho
Give him the Michael Jackson treatment.

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King_Rial
09/20/23 1:43:09 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Who's Steve Jobs?
Ligma Balls!

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CRON
09/22/23 6:53:27 PM
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If Steve Jobs were still alive Apple would be a lot different. This is a weird topic I'm fascinated with and from what was known about him:

  • Apple's marketing and product announcement videos would look nothing like they do currently
  • iPhones would retain a small form factor and likely have significant UI changes emphasizing one-handed use
  • iPhones/iPads would have adopted curved screens sooner as he was really particular about ergonomics
  • Subscription/Microtransaction-based apps would not be popular on iOS as he was a huge proponent of paying once for something and owning it forever
  • Devices would lose headphone jacks and other ports a lot sooner and stuff like MagSafe/wireless charging would have been introduced years before this timeline
  • Apple would have entered the AR/VR market significantly sooner than 2024
  • Apple TV/tvOS would have been a significantly more prioritized than it is today

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Irony
09/22/23 6:54:42 PM
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He couldn't possibly be more dead and in hell

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