Current Events > Scott Adams (Dilbert Creator) wrote a fiction book. It's terrible.

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Garabandal 09/19/23 1:17:35 PM #1:	https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53885.The_Religion_War Notable plot points: -The backdrop is a war between all the world's Muslims and all the world's Christians. -The protagonist is a super wise man called "The Avatar." He is an obvious self insert for Scott Adams and his main regret is that he's lonely because he's too smart to have friends -He gets kidnapped and tortured by a man who has a "drinker's nose." This torturer is revealed to come from an Irish Catholic background. Feels like something straight out of the 1900s. -The Avatar manages to single handedly debunk religion with a single quote: "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" This quote is apparently so profound that the entire world abandons religion because of it. --- Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976172876] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53885.The_Religion_WarNotable plot points:-The backdrop is a war between all the world's Muslims and all the world's Christians.-The protagonist is a super wise man called "The Avatar." He is an obvious self insert for Scott Adams and his main regret is that he's lonely because he's too smart to have friends-He gets kidnapped and tortured by a man who has a "drinker's nose." This torturer is revealed to come from an Irish Catholic background. Feels like something straight out of the 1900s.-The Avatar manages to single handedly debunk religion with a single quote: "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" This quote is apparently so profound that the entire world abandons religion because of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 09/19/23 1:19:29 PM #2:	Goodreads soon to be forced to name change to Badreads. --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:976172919] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Goodreads soon to be forced to name change to Badreads. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 09/19/23 1:21:17 PM #3:	It sounds funnier than Dilbert --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:976172945] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>It sounds funnier than Dilbert </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MistyKnight 09/19/23 1:24:20 PM #4:	Behind the bastards this week --- friend find, look behind <cite>MistyKnight posted [p:976173005] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Behind the bastards this week </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoyoteTheGreat 09/19/23 1:25:38 PM #5:	MistyKnight posted... Behind the bastards this week Behind the Bastards rules. --- Disobedience is the stamp of the hero. -Ragnar Redbeard Also, this is Kagata.. <cite>CoyoteTheGreat posted [p:976173032] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>MistyKnight posted... </cite><quote>Behind the bastards this week</quote>Behind the Bastards rules. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/19/23 1:27:52 PM #6:	Garabandal posted... The Avatar manages to single handedly debunk religion with a single quote: "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" This quote is apparently so profound that the entire world abandons religion because of it. Yeah well can you answer it? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976173081] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Garabandal posted... </cite><quote>The Avatar manages to single handedly debunk religion with a single quote: "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" This quote is apparently so profound that the entire world abandons religion because of it.</quote>Yeah well can you answer it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnholyMudcrab 09/19/23 1:32:20 PM #8:	MistyKnight posted... Behind the bastards this week This week? It was like two months ago. Edit: Never mind, I see today's new episode is about the book specifically. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:976173156] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>MistyKnight posted... </cite><quote>Behind the bastards this week</quote>This week? It was like two months ago.Edit: Never mind, I see today's new episode is about the book specifically. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuscleRobo 09/19/23 1:34:26 PM #9:	I thought everyone on Gamefaqs was reddit level fedora tippers? Some of the threads are crazy here so I thought you'd be on board. <cite>MuscleRobo posted [p:976173203] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>I thought everyone on Gamefaqs was reddit level fedora tippers? Some of the threads are crazy here so I thought you'd be on board.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 09/19/23 1:35:43 PM #11:	If God is so smart, why do you fart? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:976173228] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>If God is so smart, why do you fart? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 09/19/23 1:36:35 PM #12:	How would fart jokes exist without farting? --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:976173240] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>How would fart jokes exist without farting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/19/23 1:39:21 PM #13:	god's debris seemed pretty good reading it as a teenager why would he follow it up with such a trash sequel --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:976173292] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>god's debris seemed pretty good reading it as a teenagerwhy would he follow it up with such a trash sequel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wandering__Hero 09/19/23 1:40:27 PM #14:	The Euphoria levels are off the chart --- Rip Politics board. Not that anything on there actually mattered <cite>Wandering__Hero posted [p:976173314] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>The Euphoria levels are off the chart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 09/19/23 1:41:33 PM #15:	MuscleRobo posted... I thought everyone on Gamefaqs was reddit level fedora tippers? Some of the threads are crazy here so I thought you'd be on board. Yeah I kept thinking "This is what a book by a CEman would read like" --- Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976173338] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>MuscleRobo posted... </cite><quote>I thought everyone on Gamefaqs was reddit level fedora tippers? Some of the threads are crazy here so I thought you'd be on board.</quote>Yeah I kept thinking "This is what a book by a CEman would read like" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000 09/19/23 1:44:15 PM #16:	Could God rip a fart so nasty that not even He could stand its stench? --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash <cite>mario2000 posted [p:976173392] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Could God rip a fart so nasty that not even He could stand its stench? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/19/23 2:18:41 PM #17:	Food goes in, fart comes out. You can't explain it! --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:976174141] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Food goes in, fart comes out. You can't explain it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cephalopods 09/19/23 2:20:23 PM #18:	Garabandal posted... "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" Checkmate atheists <cite>Cephalopods posted [p:976174184] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Garabandal posted... </cite><quote>"If God is so smart, why do you fart?"</quote>Checkmate atheists </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iyami 09/19/23 2:22:14 PM #19:	Humans invented the whoopie cushion simply to make it sound like other people farted as a joke. As always we follow in the footsteps of our creator, who definitely also found it hilarious. <cite>Iyami posted [p:976174232] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Humans invented the whoopie cushion simply to make it sound like other people farted as a joke. As always we follow in the footsteps of our creator, who definitely also found it hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/19/23 2:36:40 PM #21:	God works in mysterious ways, your human mind cant understand the big plan God has! If God is so smart, why do you fart? ...oh my God, all religions are fake! What was I thinking!?!?!?! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:976174539] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>God works in mysterious ways, your human mind cant understand the big plan God has!If God is so smart, why do you fart?...oh my God, all religions are fake! What was I thinking!?!?!?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 09/19/23 3:55:23 PM #22:	MistyKnight posted... Behind the bastards this week Also yes today's Behind the Bastards is how I found out about this book and its contents. The "If God's so smart why do you fart" question singlehandedly destroying religion was so ridiculous I had to share it with CE since I'm sure there's plenty of people on this board who aren't familiar with that podcast. --- Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976176106] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>MistyKnight posted... </cite><quote>Behind the bastards this week</quote>Also yes today's Behind the Bastards is how I found out about this book and its contents. The "If God's so smart why do you fart" question singlehandedly destroying religion was so ridiculous I had to share it with CE since I'm sure there's plenty of people on this board who aren't familiar with that podcast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/19/23 3:56:44 PM #23:	Unsuprised_Pika posted... Goodreads soon to be forced to name change to Badreads. Based --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:976176135] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Unsuprised_Pika posted... </cite><quote>Goodreads soon to be forced to name change to Badreads.</quote>Based </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 09/19/23 4:03:47 PM #24:	We fart so we do not explode. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:976176280] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>We fart so we do not explode. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 09/19/23 4:25:17 PM #25:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/8/AAABqgAAERis.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:976176700] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/8/AAABqgAAERis.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/19/23 4:26:28 PM #26:	TomClark posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/8/AAABqgAAERis.jpg Lol --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:976176721] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>TomClark posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/8/AAABqgAAERis.jpg</quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VirtuousWrath 09/19/23 5:05:40 PM #27:	Huh, what's this about farting? --- "I sung of chaos and eternal night, taught by the heav'nly muse to venture down the dark descent, and up to reascend... <cite>VirtuousWrath posted [p:976177477] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Huh, what's this about farting? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 09/19/23 5:28:34 PM #28:	Garabandal posted... https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53885.The_Religion_War Notable plot points: -The backdrop is a war between all the world's Muslims and all the world's Christians. -The protagonist is a super wise man called "The Avatar." He is an obvious self insert for Scott Adams and his main regret is that he's lonely because he's too smart to have friends -He gets kidnapped and tortured by a man who has a "drinker's nose." This torturer is revealed to come from an Irish Catholic background. Feels like something straight out of the 1900s. -The Avatar manages to single handedly debunk religion with a single quote: "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" This quote is apparently so profound that the entire world abandons religion because of it. Tyranthraxus posted... Yeah well can you answer it? God knows farts are funny. --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:976177870] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Garabandal posted... </cite><quote>https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53885.The_Religion_WarNotable plot points:-The backdrop is a war between all the world's Muslims and all the world's Christians.-The protagonist is a super wise man called "The Avatar." He is an obvious self insert for Scott Adams and his main regret is that he's lonely because he's too smart to have friends-He gets kidnapped and tortured by a man who has a "drinker's nose." This torturer is revealed to come from an Irish Catholic background. Feels like something straight out of the 1900s.-The Avatar manages to single handedly debunk religion with a single quote: "If God is so smart, why do you fart?" This quote is apparently so profound that the entire world abandons religion because of it.</quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Yeah well can you answer it?</quote>God knows farts are funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/19/23 5:30:44 PM #29:	Maybe god loves farts? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976177914] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Maybe god loves farts? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jokeaccountinc 09/19/23 5:31:55 PM #30:	famfam is purged --- Welcome to our organization. <cite>Jokeaccountinc posted [p:976177930] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>famfam is purged </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garabandal 09/19/23 9:17:35 PM #31:	Jokeaccountinc posted... famfam is purged Are you in the wrong topic? --- Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon. <cite>Garabandal posted [p:976182184] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Jokeaccountinc posted... </cite><quote>famfam is purged</quote>Are you in the wrong topic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Toonstrack 09/19/23 9:23:29 PM #32:	Tyranthraxus posted... Yeah well can you answer it? Farting is a byproduct of our built in waste disposal system. It wouldn't make any sense for it to come out any other way --- This post didn't exist to you until you read it. You willed it into existence in your psyche by choosing to observe it. Thats the power you have. Use it well. <cite>Toonstrack posted [p:976182286] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>Yeah well can you answer it?</quote>Farting is a byproduct of our built in waste disposal system. It wouldn't make any sense for it to come out any other way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 09/19/23 9:23:47 PM #33:	CoyoteTheGreat posted... Behind the Bastards rules. I like you --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:976182290] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>CoyoteTheGreat posted... </cite><quote>Behind the Bastards rules.</quote>I like you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 09/19/23 9:25:18 PM #34:	mario2000 posted... Could God rip a fart so nasty that not even He could stand its stench? Yes. And then she stands it anyway. "God is a woman." -Arianna Grande --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:976182312] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>mario2000 posted... </cite><quote>Could God rip a fart so nasty that not even He could stand its stench?</quote>Yes. And then she stands it anyway."God is a woman."-Arianna Grande </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 09/19/23 10:37:11 PM #36:	KanWan posted... @Trumble If anything, farts are one of the few things that may support the argument of intelligent design. --- You can't spell Trumble without several letters of the English alphabet. <cite>Trumble posted [p:976183498] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>KanWan posted... </cite><quote>@Trumble</quote>If anything, farts are one of the few things that may support the argument of intelligent design. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 09/19/23 10:54:58 PM #38:	It's not farting it's airbending --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976183810] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>It's not farting it's airbending </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/19/23 11:10:28 PM #39:	If God had not invented farting then Scott Adams would not be able to sniff his own farts. Checkmate, atheists. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:976184084] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>If God had not invented farting then Scott Adams would not be able to sniff his own farts.Checkmate, atheists. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Toonstrack 09/19/23 11:20:30 PM #40:	So is scott like an atheist then? What's the angle here lol --- This post didn't exist to you until you read it. You willed it into existence in your psyche by choosing to observe it. Thats the power you have. Use it well. <cite>Toonstrack posted [p:976184220] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>So is scott like an atheist then? What's the angle here lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/19/23 11:27:57 PM #41:	Wasn't expecting the atheist twist. I thought he was a big time Christian now Also, despite the name, Goodreads isn't about the best books. Its about all books. Its basically the IMDB of books. They have every book on there <cite>Zikten posted [p:976184342] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't expecting the atheist twist. I thought he was a big time Christian now Also, despite the name, Goodreads isn't about the best books. Its about all books. Its basically the IMDB of books. They have every book on there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 09/19/23 11:29:01 PM #42:	Toonstrack posted... So is scott like an atheist then? What's the angle here lol He's like a vintage /r/atheism atheist, euphoric and enlightened by his own intelligence. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:976184361] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Toonstrack posted... </cite><quote>So is scott like an atheist then? What's the angle here lol</quote>He's like a vintage /r/atheism atheist, euphoric and enlightened by his own intelligence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 09/19/23 11:49:33 PM #43:	Garabandal posted... -The backdrop is a war between all the world's Muslims and all the world's Christians. oh no... --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:976184685] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>Garabandal posted... </cite><quote>-The backdrop is a war between all the world's Muslims and all the world's Christians.</quote>oh no... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X8Azazel8X 09/20/23 12:31:16 AM #44:	The guy that had a brain aneurysm about a poll asking black people "It's okay to be white" thinks he can do the same to all religious people by posing a fart question poll linking it to their creators intelligence. I mean the book writes itself....but who the fuck is publishing....or reading it though let alone enjoying it. I bet Bill Maher will have him on and gush how great it is. --- No matter how gaudy you make your appearance...it is only a facade.. Obama/Biden/Harris Elected Hopes Rise..Fears Shatter <cite>X8Azazel8X posted [p:976185320] in Scott Adam... [t:80570941]...</cite> <quote>The guy that had a brain aneurysm about a poll asking black people "It's okay to be white" thinks he can do the same to all religious people by posing a fart question poll linking it to their creators intelligence.I mean the book writes itself....but who the fuck is publishing....or reading it though let alone enjoying it. I bet Bill Maher will have him on and gush how great it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scott Adams (Dilbert Creator) wrote a fiction book. It's terrible. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Scott Adams (Dilbert Creator) wrote a fiction book. It's terrible.