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Sexypwnstar
09/18/23 8:30:06 PM
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I walked in there, and there was no-one in line. I walked up gracefully to the counter and I smacked a twenty on the table and said 'Give me a bucket'.

The cashier said 'What's a bucket?'

I said 'IT'S A 21 PIECE YOU D***HEAD!!! WHAT THE F*** ELSE DO YOU THINK A BUCKET IS!?'

Anyway, the cashier then told me they ran out of chicken, and asked if I would like some coleslaw or an ice cream. I asked if he was serious and he was, so I laughed in his face.

PROTIP: If you're a chicken restaurant, and you run out of chicken....JUST CLOSE THE F***ING DOORS AND CALL IT A NIGHT.

Christ.

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The_Popo
09/18/23 8:34:05 PM
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You should have gotten a bucket filled with coleslaw and ice cream, 50/50

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archizzy
09/18/23 8:35:48 PM
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Lol@thinking you could get that big of a bucket for $20. I havent been out to eat since 2017 and even I know it wasnt that cheap then and sure as hell isnt now. If this wasnt made up and you actually treated a service person like that you would be eating cock hair and who knows what else.

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Fegknight
09/18/23 8:36:35 PM
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Is this gonna end up like one of those AI tiktoks where the workers get shot afterwards

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DementedDurian
09/18/23 8:38:30 PM
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Maybe they didn't want to deal with you when you cursed them out.

Haven't you seen those videos of Karens damaging property when they don't get what they want?

People are very aware of that now.

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Cornmuffins
09/18/23 8:40:10 PM
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Is this a bit?

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DKBananaSlamma
09/18/23 8:41:11 PM
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It's just like that video / Boondocks episode >_>

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Sexypwnstar
09/19/23 3:23:55 AM
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Went to Popeyes instead, fuck

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Priere
09/19/23 3:29:38 AM
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This happened at my KFC once.

I stood outside an protested them for 21 years

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