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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 5:28:43 PM #1: |
I had to go to an ass doctor today, which required me to shove an enema up my own butt beforehand which was already weird. I had to get on my knees pants-less and turn to the left before shoving this lubricated rigid plastic tip into my butt real carefully. It felt *really* weird to penetrate that barrier and shoot a bunch of liquid inside my ass >_> I've given a BJ to a beer bottle with a condom on it during truth and dare in college, but this was on a whole 'nother level! I was not prepared for this lol
But it works well tho! I shat out a buncha logs no prob and cleared the hole for the doctor so there wouldnt be shit in the way I guess >_> I skipped over to his office and was facing him butt-first, then with zero warning, he was like "Okay, I'm gonna check inside! Incoming!!" and I could barely brace myself before that finger was right in there wiggling around to check everything. I'm glad it wasnt a prostate exam (which is apparently the finger equivalent of going balls deep in there), but I still felt kinda violated after it was over >_> Having things shoved up your butt is weird. It's a whole new world to me! Anyway, after I got fingerblasted, I really gotta take a shit, so I'm racing thru traffic now to get back. Getting old sucks >_> Everything is clear tho --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ironman2009 09/18/23 5:29:25 PM #2: |
knocked the turds loose eh?
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MabusIncarnate 09/18/23 5:29:34 PM #3: |
Stationary butt fingers should be standard in public restrooms to help speed up the process.
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Takuya_Lee 09/18/23 5:33:59 PM #4: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Stationary butt fingers should be standard in public restrooms to help speed up the process. No they shouldn't. That's a great way to get people sick --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boomgetchopped3 09/18/23 5:34:59 PM #5: |
you had to do it yourself? Thats lame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 5:35:22 PM #6: |
ironman2009 posted...
knocked the turds loose eh? It's crazy. I already popped 2 logs before the visit and after that finger, I feel like I gotta pop more. Digital insertion is magical! --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hereforemnant 09/18/23 5:41:26 PM #7: |
Lmao
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MabusIncarnate 09/18/23 5:45:50 PM #8: |
Takuya_Lee posted...
No they shouldn't. That's a great way to get people sickOkay thanks --- And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 09/18/23 5:46:50 PM #9: |
Your partner slipping an unsuspecting finger up the pooper during the heat of the moment can be pretty fucking hot sometimes.
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 5:48:11 PM #10: |
Kitt posted...
Your partner slipping an unsuspecting finger up the pooper during the heat of the moment can be pretty fucking hot sometimes.idk man. All I learned from this experience is that I dont like anal. I see why chicks dont like it either now >_> They dont even have prostates! --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vegy 09/18/23 5:55:50 PM #12: |
I hear it feels better when you have a boner during it but iunno, dat would be weird i think
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divot1338 09/18/23 5:55:56 PM #13: |
boomgetchopped3 posted...
you had to do it yourself? Thats lameYeah what the fuck is he getting paid to do? At least send in a nurse to help. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 5:59:20 PM #15: |
divot1338 posted...
Yeah what the fuck is he getting paid to do?I only had to enema myself beforehand at home. The doc is the one that shoved the finger in there. That's what I paid him for --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 09/18/23 6:02:08 PM #17: |
I remember going to the doctor and they gave me suppositories. I was told they had to be pushed in to my second knuckle. Might as well have told me I had to throw it to the moon. Neither is fucking happening.
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MICHALECOLE 09/18/23 6:02:42 PM #19: |
Stationary butt fingers should be standard in public restrooms to help speed up the process. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 09/18/23 6:24:17 PM #20: |
DKBananaSlamma posted...
I've given a BJ to a beer bottle with a condom on it during truth and dare in college, but this was on a whole 'nother level! I was not prepared for this lolWhat was the condom for? You didnt want to get drunk or something? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 09/18/23 6:28:56 PM #21: |
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wanderingshade 09/18/23 6:31:34 PM #22: |
Kitt posted...
Your partner slipping an unsuspecting finger up the pooper during the heat of the moment can be pretty fucking hot sometimes. I'd rather a lady suck MY toes than have her throw a finger in there. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 6:53:56 PM #23: |
divot1338 posted...
What was the condom for? You didnt want to get drunk or something?Just for extra shame during it lol. Let me tell you, sucking something off is HARD! My jaw hurt afterwards. I gained new found respect for any chick that could give a good BJ to me after that >_> --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 6:55:40 PM #25: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Dont be a wimp. Enjoy my butt adventures the last 2 weeks --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 9:57:20 PM #26: |
Man, I feel great after taking that 3rd shit. Getting fingered really cleans you out.
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DKBananaSlamma 09/19/23 7:35:02 AM #27: |
Morning CE needs to see my trials and tribulations
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Enderknight17 09/19/23 7:40:48 AM #28: |
I've had a digital exam a few times... whew. Before I was diagnosed with protalgia fugax I had to get it done 3-4 times before they figured it out. Pain beyond measure. I thought I was going to pass out once.
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DKBananaSlamma 09/19/23 7:42:37 AM #29: |
Enderknight17 posted...
I've had a digital exam a few times... whew. Before I was diagnosed with protalgia fugax I had to get it done 3-4 times before they figured it out. Pain beyond measure. I thought I was going to pass out once.Damn, and I only got the tip (of the finger). I can't imagine going for that. Fuck >_> --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 09/19/23 7:45:23 AM #30: |
I'm fucking dying over here.
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Enderknight17 09/19/23 7:47:48 AM #32: |
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Damn, and I only got the tip (of the finger). I can't imagine going for that. Fuck >_> Yeah. It sucks and I eventually told the different doctors I saw I wasn't getting another one done. Thankfully I got a diagnosis but it was so much pain for weeks before getting it figured out. I liken the pain to someone sticking a long knife up your bum and twisting it. And that pain lasts for up to half an hour. And then starts back randomly a few minutes later. Lather rinse and repeat... It's gotten better since the medication but I get an "attack" at least a couple times a week. --- RIP BigAirDay aka Bill. Not changing this signature until the Carolina Panthers win the Super Bowl. Signature started 10/30/11 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/19/23 7:58:26 AM #33: |
Enderknight17 posted...
Yeah. It sucks and I eventually told the different doctors I saw I wasn't getting another one done. Thankfully I got a diagnosis but it was so much pain for weeks before getting it figured out. I liken the pain to someone sticking a long knife up your bum and twisting it. And that pain lasts for up to half an hour. And then starts back randomly a few minutes later. Lather rinse and repeat... It's gotten better since the medication but I get an "attack" at least a couple times a week.Ahhhhh, fuck man. That sounds bad. --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirJordan2345 09/19/23 8:01:04 AM #34: |
DKBananaSlamma posted... I had to go to an ass doctor today, which required me to shove an enema up my own butt beforehand which was already weird. I had to get on my knees pants-less and turn to the left before shoving this lubricated rigid plastic tip into my butt real carefully. It felt *really* weird to penetrate that barrier and shoot a bunch of liquid inside my ass >_> I've given a BJ to a beer bottle with a condom on it during truth and dare in college, but this was on a whole 'nother level! I was not prepared for this lolwhat for, a colonoscopy or something? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 09/19/23 8:17:21 AM #35: |
It's only a concern when you feel his hands on both shoulders
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divot1338 09/19/23 8:18:41 AM #36: |
Dreepapult posted...
It's only a concern when you feel his hands on both shouldersOr possibly one stroking your hair. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/19/23 8:21:59 AM #37: |
This looks like something I'd post
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pegusus123456 09/19/23 8:25:00 AM #38: |
It's kind of counterintuitive, but the best way to put something up your butt is to pretend like you're pooping. You bear down with those muscles and it opens up the sphincters.
Which is another thing, you've got two sphincters. There's the actual butthole, but there's a second secret butthole right behind that one. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 09/19/23 8:27:45 AM #40: |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlzdN2NUaVU --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dreepapult 09/19/23 8:29:54 AM #41: |
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We've had first butthole but what about second butthole? --- Entropy happens ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DKBananaSlamma 09/19/23 8:30:07 AM #42: |
pegusus123456 posted...
It's kind of counterintuitive, but the best way to put something up your butt is to pretend like you're pooping. You bear down with those muscles and it opens up the sphincters.Damn, I didnt know about the secret butthole. Thanks for the tips >_> I'll keep that in mind the next time I gotta enema myself for the butt doctor --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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