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AceMos 09/18/23 2:33:54 PM #1: |
PLEASE keep this fun and light hearted
id make it so they step on a lego brick barefoot every day for the rest of their lives --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 09/18/23 2:34:12 PM #2: |
Why
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Dreepapult 09/18/23 2:34:45 PM #3: |
What means techbro
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s0nicfan 09/18/23 2:34:53 PM #4: |
Make it so their python code randomly has spaces switch to tabs and vice versa.
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Ivynn 09/18/23 2:35:20 PM #5: |
I curse them to watch 3 hours of The Bob Newheart Show every day.
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ironman2009 09/18/23 2:35:34 PM #6: |
Bitcoin goes to 1 million while they are asleep
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furb 09/18/23 2:35:48 PM #7: |
Curse them to give me their stock options
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Kradek 09/18/23 2:36:30 PM #8: |
Make it to where their penis shrinks every time they fuck over their customers in the name of profits.
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LSGW_Zephyra 09/18/23 2:37:31 PM #9: |
Every time they lose their keys or forget where they are, they can never find them.
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Giacomo_Hawkins 09/18/23 2:41:18 PM #10: |
They will be incredibly sensitive to fremdschmen (vicarious embarrassment at the actions of others) on behalf of their peers, and call out their fellow techbros over every time they act inappropriately, all while continuing to be blissfully unaware when they overstep the same boundaries.
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Questionmarktarius 09/18/23 2:42:04 PM #11: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/1/AAEhCpAAE2it.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Compsognathus 09/18/23 2:42:34 PM #12: |
I curse them with a strong, emotionally mature sense of empathy.
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MarthGoomba 09/18/23 2:43:22 PM #13: |
Every key they press has a 27% chance of not registering, except when typing on cheap rubber dome keyboards. Increased to 68% on the noisiest mechanical keyboards.
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Were_Wyrm 09/18/23 2:43:49 PM #14: |
Every time they try to plug in a USB or HDMI cable it's always upside down, even if they're looking at it.
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AceMos 09/18/23 4:46:23 PM #15: |
bump
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Karovorak 09/18/23 4:53:58 PM #16: |
s0nicfan posted... Make it so their python code randomly has spaces switch to tabs and vice versa. TC said MINOR curses. Every day, when they drink their first coffee, the coffee is too hot. When they put it away to cool down, they forget it until it's too cold again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 09/18/23 4:59:23 PM #17: |
Every time they change their TOS to something less user friendly, their nose moves to the inside of their rectum for 24 hours.
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AceMos 09/19/23 8:22:28 AM #18: |
ka bumpop
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 09/20/23 11:50:27 AM #20: |
ka bump
--- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MistyKnight 09/20/23 11:55:20 AM #21: |
They're always feeling on the verge of having to take a massive dump whether they are or not.
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LeCh0nk 09/20/23 11:55:43 AM #22: |
Every time they say something on Twitter they get punched in the face.
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Questionmarktarius 09/20/23 11:56:26 AM #23: |
LeCh0nk posted... Every time they say something on Twitter they get punched in the face.is there any good reason to limit that to just techbros? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 09/20/23 11:57:12 AM #24: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
is there any good reason to limit that to just techbros?No. But the topic in question is specifically about them. --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itcheyness 09/20/23 11:58:13 AM #25: |
Every time they sneeze, they poop themselves a little bit.
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SaikyoStyle 09/20/23 11:59:23 AM #26: |
My curse is for every idea for a new app they come up with, they grow a conscience and listen to it.
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masterpug53 09/20/23 11:59:28 AM #27: |
This, for five minutes, every single day:
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