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IdiotMachine
09/17/23 9:02:20 PM
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Fire alarm abruptly rings, and smoke starts entering your room. The lights suddenly turn off, and only the battery back up lights shine on. Theres a fire in the hotel youre staying. You start looking around and see that the windows dont open all the way, and thus your only way out is the door and stairwell.

You cry for Fuzzy, your beloved pet for many years, whom you never travel without, but Fuzzy is nowhere to be found. You have to get out. You touch the front door, and it isnt hot; so you open the door.

As soon as you open the door, smoke overwhelms you. The entire corridor is burning and its hard to see. You drop to your knees, struggling to breath.

You remember there are two exits: one on your left, and one on your right; both of these exits are of equal distance to you, as you chose to pick a room at the center of the floor plan. As you look and evaluate your options, you see the following:
  • On the left side, far from you, along the exit path, you see a baby crying on the floor. Its helpless and its parents are nowhere to be found.
  • On the right side, again, far from you but along the exit path, you see your beloved Fuzzy. Fuzzy is passed out due to smoke immolation, but you can somehow make out that Fuzzys body is moving, still breathing.
You know once you commit to one path, there isnt enough time to turn around for the other. Which path do you go? Which one do you save on your way out of the building?

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ForsakenHermit
09/17/23 9:03:12 PM
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Anyone who makes these topics has to opt out of being saved from a fire.

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Vicious_Dios
09/17/23 9:03:30 PM
#3:


Stranger's baby. I didn't even need to read the rest tbh

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Priere
09/17/23 9:05:06 PM
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Anyone who chooses the life of an animal.over a human is nuts

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LordFarquad1312
09/17/23 9:05:31 PM
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What about my beloved human pet?

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Cemith
09/17/23 9:06:39 PM
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Can't wait to have this topic again.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/17/23 9:07:00 PM
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Well, I certainly won't be saving this topic.

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Dreepapult
09/17/23 9:08:48 PM
#8:


Human life is infinitely more valuable than a pet

End of story

Inarguable

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BloodMoon7
09/17/23 9:11:04 PM
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I heroically race towards the baby and give it a small knife so it can protect itself from assailants and then escape with my PS5.

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BroodRyu
09/17/23 9:12:26 PM
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I swear this topic has been posted 5 times this month.
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Vicious_Dios
09/17/23 9:14:36 PM
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That sounds like a 'you' problem if you managed to pull out whatever that post is supposed to be from one of your random orifices.

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OriginalPlain2
09/17/23 9:15:27 PM
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only you can prevent forest fires

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Crushed515151
09/17/23 9:18:04 PM
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A human life is more important than any other animal, even if they grow up to be a ********. Odds are that if the absolute worst case happens with the person when they grow up, they will help someone out somewhere who needs it, however minor. A pet helps me and likely only me, but so would knowing you saved a human life

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EmilyTheCEman
09/17/23 9:22:00 PM
#15:


I have answered the poll.

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/17/23 10:04:54 PM
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Crushed515151 posted...
A human life is more important than any other animal
No the fuck it is not.

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MrResetti
09/17/23 10:10:03 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
No the fuck it is not.
Nah dog
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samsungsalt
09/17/23 10:10:38 PM
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My dog

I hate children

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VIIVincent
09/17/23 10:13:23 PM
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Albert Wesker wasn't the crazy one, it's that Boulder punching self righteous asshole Chris.

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Paragon21XX
09/17/23 10:14:41 PM
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Just like everyone else that makes this topic, I throw your arsonist ass into the fire you started and save everyone else because I'm a badass.

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IdiotMachine
09/18/23 5:44:29 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Just like everyone else that makes this topic, I throw your arsonist ass into the fire you started and save everyone else because I'm a badass.
wat

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divot1338
09/18/23 6:00:01 PM
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I cant imagine what kind of parent would abandon their child in a burning strangers home but clearly that kid wasnt going to make it.

Save Kerbey.

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archizzy
09/18/23 6:03:02 PM
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I dont even need to read the details. My choice was cast as soon as I read pet vs baby. Its pet every single time no hesitation.

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IdiotMachine
09/18/23 6:28:40 PM
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Some people genuinely see their pet as their own child.

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ArkhamOrigins
09/18/23 6:31:09 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Stranger's baby. I didn't even need to read the rest tbh

Only good post I've seen you make.

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ai123
09/18/23 6:31:45 PM
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If the pet is a pitbull, the race for the human baby is on!

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DementedDurian
09/18/23 6:36:38 PM
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These were the topics DToast SHOULD have banned...

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VeesMcGees
09/18/23 6:48:32 PM
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I chose to be that animals caretaker. That animal is my family bond. I cannot cast my pets life aside for a strangers life, because if I chose to do so, I chose to say that their life is less important, and no living thing should have to feel abandoned and betrayed that way.
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ai123
09/18/23 6:57:18 PM
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When it comes down to it, I just believe human life holds more value than that of animals.

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ForsakenHermit
09/18/23 7:20:34 PM
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DementedDurian posted...
These were the topics DToast SHOULD have banned...
Amen, sister!

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VirtuousWrath
09/18/23 7:25:09 PM
#32:


IdiotMachine posted...
Some people genuinely see their pet as their own child.
Lmao they do and it's crazy sad

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nocturnal_traveler
09/18/23 7:30:08 PM
#33:


Depends. Can I keep the baby if it turns out they have shitty parents? Otherwise, option 3, wake up my dog so he can save himself, then rescue the baby and get out in the nick of time.

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divot1338
09/18/23 7:33:01 PM
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I mean the kids parents arent going to save my dog?

How about everyone takes care of their own dependents? I dont leave my dogs unattended; your kids should be taken away from you if you leave them in a house fire.

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