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accord
09/14/23 5:26:13 PM
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is he gonna send evangelists over there?
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Zikten
09/14/23 5:29:06 PM
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aliens probably have their own totally different religions. Imagine religious aliens coming to earth, with their advanced technology. And then humans try to convert them to Islam or Christianity, and the aliens get mad and kill us all
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MorbidFaithless
09/14/23 5:29:55 PM
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Zikten posted...
aliens probably have their own totally different religions. Imagine religious aliens coming to earth, with their advanced technology. And then humans try to convert them to Islam or Christianity, and the aliens get mad and kill us all
What if we found aliens that had many different religions extremely similar to ours? o_O

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ironman2009
09/14/23 5:30:07 PM
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What if God is one of those aliens and it's just some random bum named Jerry but there was a translation error?

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vycebrand2
09/14/23 6:24:29 PM
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Jesus was a man so one of us.

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HOON
09/14/23 6:33:04 PM
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God is an alien. A space explorer seeding life on habitable planets across the galaxy. Kinda like how we are thinking about starting colonies on the moon or Mars, but much more advanced.

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Pikachuchupika
09/14/23 6:36:10 PM
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God is a particle/lives in the quantum.
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Notti
09/17/23 5:03:31 AM
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Aliens would just be a brother from another mother.

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thronedfire2
09/17/23 5:04:51 AM
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do They have oil for us to take?

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Kim_Seong-a
09/17/23 5:05:31 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
do They have oil for us to take?

They call it "protoculture"

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Zergrush80
09/17/23 5:11:41 AM
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Just a slob like one of us

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rexcrk
09/17/23 5:59:31 AM
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what if god is real and intelligent life evolves on other planets?

Thatd be neat.

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Thermador446
09/17/23 6:02:15 AM
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If there is a god, I'm 100% sure he hates evangelists even more than I do.

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lilORANG
09/17/23 7:53:58 AM
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ironman2009 posted...
What if God is one of those aliens and it's just some random bum named Jerry but there was a translation error?
This is my go-to hypo when evangelists knock at my door. Even assuming there is an advanced being known to us as "god," there's no reason to take him at his word that he's the Almighty singular creator of the universe or whatever. He could just be a schmuck.

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MisterPengy
09/17/23 8:14:08 AM
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Aliens show up on Earth. Religious nutbags immediately try to convert them to Christianity

Alien leader: Well, yeah, we know. God told us how he visited your world, too. He set our species on the right path about 7,000 Earth revolutions ago. Wait, you guys haven't met God yet? Ooooh.

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K181
09/17/23 8:14:56 AM
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Ive sometimes wondered this. What if aliens showed up and they were Zoroastrians or something like that?

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Chicken
09/17/23 8:16:16 AM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
God is a particle/lives in the quantum.
Wow so hes like a tiny lil man huh? A lil baby man with lil baby man arms. Man what a lil baby man he must be.

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