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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:04:36 PM
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This is on instagram. I think I actually know her. She looks familiar so I really don't wanna be mean. I'm 29. I'm a grown ass man.
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AldousIsDead
09/03/23 2:05:10 PM
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BroodRyu
09/03/23 2:05:11 PM
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Please sod off.
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The_Popo
09/03/23 2:05:19 PM
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Just ignore her

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dioxxys
09/03/23 2:05:36 PM
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Get it son
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CE_gonna_CE
09/03/23 2:06:59 PM
#6:


ell
Ella
ella

under my umbarella
ellaella
eh eh

sjdjnd

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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:08:36 PM
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The_Popo posted...
Just ignore her
I'm trying not to be rude. If I set something off some story could spin that I was in her dms or something.
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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:08:57 PM
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dioxxys posted...
Get it son
She's 10 years younger. No lol. And I'm into older women
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MedeaLysistrata
09/03/23 2:10:13 PM
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Just hang out with a mysterious younger dude that will steal your shine

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MrFingers07
09/03/23 2:10:37 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
I'm trying not to be rude. If I set something off some story could spin that I was in her dms or something.
So?

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archizzy
09/03/23 2:11:05 PM
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Just be straight forward. Tell her the age gap is too large and shes too young. If she still doesnt get it get harsher and tell her you dont date children. Lets face it teenagers really are children, even at 19.

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ssj3vegeta
09/03/23 2:11:47 PM
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what she saying

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NoxObscuras
09/03/23 2:12:09 PM
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Just immediately reply with "sorry I have a girlfriend/boyfriend" to every DM. Easy

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Dakimakura
09/03/23 2:13:09 PM
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Probably a scam

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VFalcone
09/03/23 2:14:45 PM
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I was going to suggest sending Aloc a mention but she's too old for him
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radical_rhino
09/03/23 2:15:31 PM
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After you sleep with her, tell her youre not interested and go your separate ways.

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MC_BatCommander
09/03/23 2:15:35 PM
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Leave it on read or block them, this ain't difficult

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Cassie
09/03/23 2:15:44 PM
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VFalcone posted...
I was going to suggest sending Aloc a mention but she's too old for him


lmfao bunch of savages in this town.

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archizzy
09/03/23 2:16:24 PM
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Cassie posted...
lmfao bunch of savages in this town.

Kudos for the Clerks reference.

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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:17:09 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Probably a scam
Nah. Account is 3 years old and I have people I follow having full on conversations in her comments
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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:17:46 PM
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radical_rhino posted...
After you sleep with her, tell her youre not interested and go your separate ways.

That reserved for single moms in their 30s
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itachi15243
09/03/23 2:20:16 PM
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Just tell her that you consider 19 too young.

What'd she even say though?

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Alteres
09/03/23 2:20:19 PM
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Just pass her off to some random Cemans DMs, Im sure youll never hear from her again.

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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:21:02 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Just tell her that you consider 19 too young.

What'd she even say though?
Small talk. Saying we should hang out. It's nothing crazy but there's an obvious interest. I'm just gonna tell her I'm broke lol
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NoxObscuras
09/03/23 2:22:10 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
Small talk. Saying we should hang out. It's nothing crazy but there's an obvious interest. I'm just gonna tell her I'm broke lol
...Why? That just reads "I'm interested, but I'm broke lol"

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itachi15243
09/03/23 2:23:10 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
Small talk. Saying we should hang out. It's nothing crazy but there's an obvious interest. I'm just gonna tell her I'm broke lol

Why do I immediately get the feeling you are misreading things?

Anyways, yeah tell her whatever you want I guess. If you're fine with people thinking you're broke that's cool too.

You could always just face them like an adult and tell the truth still though.

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archizzy
09/03/23 2:23:23 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
Small talk. Saying we should hang out. It's nothing crazy but there's an obvious interest. I'm just gonna tell her I'm broke lol

Why give an excuse that leads her to believe you could hang out? Youre almost 30 and youre too afraid to just simply say Youre too young for me? Just be straight.

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SiO4
09/03/23 2:24:22 PM
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https://youtu.be/RS6ertP_tys?t=118

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Ricemills
09/03/23 2:28:43 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
I'm just gonna tell her I'm broke lol

What if she said she's gonna pay for you for the date?

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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:29:45 PM
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archizzy posted...
Why give an excuse that leads her to believe you could hang out? Youre almost 30 and youre too afraid to just simply say Youre too young for me? Just be straight.

Tone over text is something people suck at reading. In person this would be easier lol. I just told her straight up that I feel uncomfortable going out with someone that young. She was surpringly understanding so I'm relieved. Glad that's over with
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VFalcone
09/03/23 2:31:56 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
Small talk. Saying we should hang out. It's nothing crazy but there's an obvious interest. I'm just gonna tell her I'm broke lol
Her: "I can fix you :)"

Choose your words wisely
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Gobstoppers12
09/03/23 2:33:36 PM
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Strange gimmick tbh

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hereforemnant
09/03/23 2:34:17 PM
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Do guys not know how to talk to girls anymore? Like this is really easy.

"Hey thank you for your interest in hanging out or meeting up, but you're a decade younger than me & I just think that's weird for us to be together in that way or otherwise. Take care though."

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Ferroseed
09/03/23 2:34:52 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
Tone over text is something people suck at reading. In person this would be easier lol. I just told her straight up that I feel uncomfortable going out with someone that young. She was surpringly understanding so I'm relieved. Glad that's over with

and then the entire restaurant stood up and applauded right thats usually how these stories go
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MedeaLysistrata
09/03/23 2:35:34 PM
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Ferroseed posted...
and then the entire restaurant stood up and applauded right thats usually how these stories go
Yes

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MedeaLysistrata
09/03/23 2:36:16 PM
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HOW much milk?

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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:36:57 PM
#37:


Ferroseed posted...
and then the entire restaurant stood up and applauded right thats usually how these stories go
What's so extraordinary about this situation? Lol. Wouldn't someone lying be like "oh look at me I fucked 3 18 year Olds in 5 minutes"! . Yall think everything is fake nowadays. With good reason tho lol
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ThePhantomMedic
09/03/23 2:37:15 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
HOW much milk?
What?
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MedeaLysistrata
09/03/23 2:37:59 PM
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ThePhantomMedic posted...
What?
How long do you intend to milk this topic?

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brestugo
09/03/23 2:42:30 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQdxGpV5aV8


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SiO4
09/03/23 2:45:55 PM
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brestugo posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQdxGpV5aV8



You know it's funny, for the longest time I thought this was a 60's song.
I was quite surprised to realize it late 70's.

I always figured it was The Loving Spoonful or something like that.
I don't love the song, but I don't hate it.

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godofwar596
09/03/23 3:08:36 PM
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Literally just say not interested, sorry I literally have autism and even I think this is obvious.

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Damn_Underscore
09/03/23 3:24:37 PM
#43:


This topic is a humble brag

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