Current Events > My copy of the Bible is missing the end/climax

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Billyionaire
09/01/23 3:22:51 AM
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It's missing the part where God fights the Devil and beats him and saves the world

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Dark_Arbron
09/01/23 3:29:19 AM
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That'd be the least climactic final battle ever. An omnipotent character beating up one of their prisoners.

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Torgo
09/01/23 3:32:28 AM
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I wonder why all the miracles and wrathful God stuff stopped so abruptly too...

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Dark_Arbron
09/01/23 3:35:13 AM
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Torgo posted...
I wonder why all the miracles and wrathful God stuff stopped so abruptly too...

Writer's block?

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008Zulu
09/01/23 3:36:37 AM
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Torgo posted...
I wonder why all the miracles and wrathful God stuff stopped so abruptly too...
They used fear of God to assert control. Once they had that, then he became a loving God.

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Dark_Arbron
09/01/23 3:37:21 AM
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008Zulu posted...
They used fear of God to assert control. Once they had that, then he became a loving God.

Careful. Alleging that religion was created as a tool to control people through fear ruffles some people's feathers.

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SiO4
09/01/23 3:49:03 AM
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Odd I was just checking out an old Bible a few minutes ago.
My car dragged me into my dad's old bedroom and there are some old books laying around.

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indica
09/01/23 5:06:49 AM
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Isn't that literally Armageddon?

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Naysaspace
09/01/23 5:07:57 AM
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get a new bible. they give them out free in hotels, just like the towels and pillows.
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Dark_Arbron
09/01/23 5:19:34 AM
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Hit a nerve?

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flussence
09/01/23 6:03:26 AM
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Torgo posted...
I wonder why all the miracles and wrathful God stuff stopped so abruptly too...

The first half is Halloween Hack and the second half is Undertale

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Dark_Arbron
09/01/23 6:19:21 AM
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Still waiting on that.

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