Current Events > A Biblical curse upon Jordan B. Peterson, false prophet and psychic vampire.

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For your sins against the trans community and your promotion of witchcraft (Carl Jung) may your meat only diet (which almost certainly violates Biblical dietary law) be a snare unto you, and may you be cursed with hemorrhoids the size of acorns and poop that smells like sulfur. Whenever you poop or fart, people will know that you are cursed because of the sufuric smell, which will be so vile even the scatman won't want anything to do with it. There will be no place that you can go. Not even changing your diet or taking medication will stop the smell, and you will never know any peace.

Reminds me of Buffy where they "Curse" Angel by giving him his soul back

Then later in Angel they remove his "soul" again and literally have his soul in a jar. It's just a white swirly thing in a jar....

He is a vampire? Don't think a curse gonna work. If I were you I would stock up on garlic.

WingsOfGood posted...

He is a vampire? Don't think a curse gonna work. If I were you I would stock up on garlic.

Forget about the garlic, it turns out apple cider is their weakness

don't slander vampires like this

Also just liked up what the B stands for: Bernt. As in burned.

As my grandmother used to say, he should grow like an onion, with his head in the ground and his feet in the air!

flussence posted...

don't slander vampires like this

I mean, I could potentially see Clan Tremere, the Followers of Set, the Giovanni, or the Sabbat being scummy enough to think that ghoulifying him might be a good idea (though he'd probably just be drained of his blood and disposed of once he outlives his usefulness as a thrall, rather than let him be Embraced). All the other Kindred in the Anarchs, the Camarilla, and the independent clans likely would resent the implication of having any affiliation with him, though.

Might be funny to watch him get forcibly Embraced by a Nossie, though, specifically just to see the look of horror on his face once he realizes he's become hideously deformed. Or throw him at Clan Tzimisce and watch them forcibly reshape his flesh and bones into an armchair while still keeping him alive.

flussence posted...

don't slander vampires like this

Yeah, I'm right here.

Jo Pete is only a psychic vampire though. The most pathetic of the pseudo vampires.

even Dracula wouldnt want anything to do with Jordan Peterson...