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Billyionaire
08/25/23 10:58:23 PM
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Like Smash Bros but for the extended fast food universe. Personally I think Colonel Sanders wins because he's a Colonel so he obviously has some combat and strategic experience.

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nocturnal_traveler
08/25/23 11:07:12 PM
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It was already predicted that Taco Bell would win the franchise wars.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/25/23 11:08:18 PM
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Jack In The Box turns that pointy hat into a weapon.

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archizzy
08/25/23 11:09:17 PM
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Ronald McDonald. There is anger behind that clown makeup. Even though I don't think he is the mascot anymore. Not for years actually. For whatever reason they dropped him in the past. But he was everywhere when I was a kid.

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Plumeofdusk
08/25/23 11:11:04 PM
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LukaDoncic77
08/25/23 11:11:53 PM
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the king from burger king
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itcheyness
08/25/23 11:14:49 PM
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archizzy posted...
Ronald McDonald. There is anger behind that clown makeup. Even though I don't think he is the mascot anymore. Not for years actually. For whatever reason they dropped him in the past. But he was everywhere when I was a kid.
BEHOLD!!! The original Ronald McDonald!

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GrandConjuraton
08/25/23 11:19:14 PM
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Ronald McDonald, easily. There's a whole video series of him beating the crap out of people.

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McMarbles
08/25/23 11:20:41 PM
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Ronald is a high-level reality warper.

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Ultima_Fury
08/25/23 11:20:50 PM
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Extra Value Combo Alpha

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/25/23 11:25:30 PM
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Kinda impressed that image actually remembers the Noid.

Which is also amusing since its basically the supervillain and not a hero. It is the guy who tries to STOP deliveries from occurring on time. There is no hero counterpart, just normal drivers.


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bfslick50
08/25/23 11:33:18 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
Like Smash Bros but for the extended fast food universe. Personally I think Colonel Sanders wins because he's a Colonel so he obviously has some combat and strategic experience.

Practice leading troops is only helpful if you have troops to lead. In a free for all brawl my money is on the tiger. Lets go Tony!

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Cemith
08/25/23 11:35:40 PM
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archizzy posted...
Ronald McDonald. There is anger behind that clown makeup. Even though I don't think he is the mascot anymore. Not for years actually. For whatever reason they dropped him in the past. But he was everywhere when I was a kid.
Ronald solos and it's not even a debate.

If he tags in Grimace it's joever

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UnholyMudcrab
08/25/23 11:36:45 PM
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The Noid would fuck everyone else up

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itcheyness
08/25/23 11:38:52 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
Personally I think Colonel Sanders wins because he's a Colonel so he obviously has some combat and strategic experience.
His rank was honorary, his highest rank achieved as an active soldier was Mule Tender.

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cjsdowg
08/25/23 11:44:10 PM
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