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Block_that_Kick
08/25/23 10:45:27 AM
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They have a ledge near the exit where you can place your coffee mug while you do your business, but thats disgusting. Like many office bathrooms, our toilets dont have lids. So when you flush all the microscopic poop particles fly around everywhereand into your drink.

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Questionmarktarius
08/25/23 10:47:30 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
They have a ledge near the exit where you can place your coffee mug while you do your business
...why?
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R1masher
08/25/23 10:49:12 AM
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So, clean it

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BunkerBoy
08/25/23 10:50:25 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
They have a ledge near the exit where you can place your coffee mug while you do your business
The fuck?
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Dreepapult
08/25/23 10:51:55 AM
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I see people leave their drinks all the time in the work shitter

Don't get it. Pretty gross. I bring my water bottle with me for my morning shite. But I leave it in the breakroom for a wash and refill.

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Kombucha
08/25/23 10:53:02 AM
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The microshit particles bring out the coffee flavor.

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brestugo
08/25/23 10:53:09 AM
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I never take any personal utensil or electronic device into a public restroom. I see others do it way more than I'd care to though.

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Block_that_Kick
08/25/23 10:54:44 AM
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brestugo posted...
I never take any personal utensil or electronic device into a public restroom. I see others do it way more than I'd care to though.

About five years ago I went to take a piss over lunch and I could smell pasta coming from the nearest stall. Then I realized that the dude on the toilet was eating his lunch while taking a shit.

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brestugo
08/25/23 10:55:59 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
About five years ago I went to take a piss over lunch and I could smell pasta coming from the nearest stall. Then I realized that the dude on the toilet was eating his lunch while taking a shit.
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Dreepapult
08/25/23 10:56:15 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
About five years ago I went to take a piss over lunch and I could smell pasta coming from the nearest stall. Then I realized that the dude on the toilet was eating his lunch while taking a shit.
Now that's a timesaver!

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scar_the_1
08/25/23 10:56:22 AM
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Not that I'd bring my coffee to the loo, but if you're so afraid of micro shit particles, you're gonna be real upset when you learn about what you're inhaling

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Xatrion
08/25/23 10:59:46 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
About five years ago I went to take a piss over lunch and I could smell pasta coming from the nearest stall. Then I realized that the dude on the toilet was eating his lunch while taking a shit.

I just can't understand the need to bring things to do while on the can. Books, newspapers, laptops, phones, food. These are all things I don't think are improved experiences alongside the smell of shit.

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Block_that_Kick
08/25/23 11:01:28 AM
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Xatrion posted...
I just can't understand the need to bring things to do while on the can. Books, newspapers, laptops, phones, food. These are all things I don't think are improved experiences alongside the smell of shit.

I get in, I do my business and I get the fuck out. No desire to spend more time in the vicinity of human excrement than necessary.

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InTheEyesOfFire
08/25/23 11:03:39 AM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
About five years ago I went to take a piss over lunch and I could smell pasta coming from the nearest stall. Then I realized that the dude on the toilet was eating his lunch while taking a shit.

Excuse me sir, but whats your spaghetti policy?

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brestugo
08/25/23 11:08:39 AM
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Someone once told me they worked at a place that got a morning paper. Apparently, some asshat would take it into the stall and spread the sections out on the floor as he read it..

He was let go for other reasons, but I'm told that that did come up.

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