Current Events > In a professional setting, have you ever accidentally stared into cleavage?

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TodorokiHayato
08/23/23 3:18:48 PM
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I understand that it's summer time and people need to show some skin, but as a single male, it's very hard not to have your eyes instinctively stare into someone's cleavage. You know what makes it worse? The amount of people not wearing bras. It almost feels like I'm intentionally being effed with. Yes, if this wasn't a work environment, you'd probably see me with a six pack of beer and sunglasses, disguising my real intentions by pretending to be a blind drunk man.

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Tenlaar
08/23/23 3:20:54 PM
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TodorokiHayato posted...
as a single male, it's very hard not to have your eyes instinctively stare into someone's cleavage.
No its not.
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TodorokiHayato
08/23/23 3:22:29 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
No its not.
I speak collectively for the simps that can't get laid.

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Darkfire12
08/23/23 3:23:37 PM
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are you ok

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BewmHedshot
08/23/23 3:24:24 PM
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Weird flex but okay.
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Tenlaar
08/23/23 3:25:07 PM
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TodorokiHayato posted...
I speak collectively for the simps that can't get laid.
How about you only speak for yourself when you talk about not being able to control yourself enough to not be a fucking creep.
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FL81
08/23/23 3:26:05 PM
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If you gaze long enough into the cleavage, the cleavage will gaze back into you

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rexcrk
08/23/23 3:26:10 PM
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Tenlaar posted...
No its not.
Rekt in the first response lol


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RyukSan
08/23/23 3:27:04 PM
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TodorokiHayato posted...
I understand that it's summer time and people need to show some skin, but as a single male, it's very hard not to have your eyes instinctively stare into someone's cleavage
It's not difficult at all if you aren't a depraved horny human who can't control themselves.

TodorokiHayato posted...
I speak collectively for the simps that can't get laid.
Could have something to do with being creepy? Or simping?
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TodorokiHayato
08/23/23 3:28:29 PM
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FL81 posted...
If you gaze long enough into the cleavage, the cleavage will gaze back into you
Only in Soviet Russia

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TodorokiHayato
08/23/23 3:31:40 PM
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Darkfire12 posted...
are you ok
It's difficult dude. It's like the first 2 seconds of interaction, my eyes tend to naturally gaze towards the boobage and then I'm suddenly conscious enough to avert my eyes away to their face. I wish I could be a butt guy so boobs have no effect on me.

-the musings of a CE cautionary tale

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Darkfire12
08/23/23 3:38:53 PM
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TodorokiHayato posted...
It's difficult dude. It's like the first 2 seconds of interaction, my eyes tend to naturally gaze towards the boobage and then I'm suddenly conscious enough to avert my eyes away to their face. I wish I could be a butt guy so boobs have no effect on me.

-the musings of a CE cautionary tale
so that's a no

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bluezero
08/23/23 3:45:22 PM
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There was a meeting once where a woman bent over the meeting table for some reason, and there was no avoiding that. Quite the view.

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GeminiDeus
08/23/23 3:49:01 PM
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I have wandering eyes and often look at things I don't intend to.

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BloodMoon7
08/23/23 3:56:20 PM
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As a depraved horny human, I think not staring at cleavage is as simple as staring directly into their eyes and baring your teeth. I understand this is to be taken as a challenge but since it's a work environment, you are not allowed to fight.

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El_Marsh
08/23/23 3:57:56 PM
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I've taken a glance but "stared?"

Nah, that ain't cool.

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FridgeBeard
08/23/23 4:04:23 PM
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Professionally, geologists stare at cleavage on a daily basis
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/8/AALj7bAAExxC.jpg

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MisterPengy
08/23/23 4:04:44 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
I've taken a glance but "stared?"

Nah, that ain't cool.

This. A glance is just instinct, but if you're just plain staring, that's creep territory.

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