Current Events > A million dollars but you have to reside in Ohio for one decade, immediately.

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Kombucha
08/22/23 2:47:37 PM
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The million is yours, but you must spend the decade within the confines of Ohio with the exception of two weeks vacation per year. If you cheat whatever money you've spent will become debt that will never be discharged under any circumstance and come out of your pay at a rate of 50% for however long it takes to repay it. You will have anything you've purchased with the money repossessed.

If you make it a decade, you will be free to keep the remainder of whatever money you haven't spent and keep all assets obtained with the money.

While you can invest the money, living off of the returns in Ohio for a few years and then dipping isn't allowed.

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unknownhombre
08/22/23 2:49:35 PM
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I'll take the million.

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SpawnShadow
08/22/23 2:50:45 PM
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Can it also apply retroactively to all the time I've been here?
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emblem-man
08/22/23 2:51:29 PM
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I'd have no issue living there but this kinda kills it.

Kombucha posted...
with the exception of two weeks vacation per year. If you cheat whatever money you've spent will become debt that will never be discharged under any circumstance and come out of your pay at a rate of 50% for however long it takes to repay it. You will have anything you've purchased with the money repossessed


There's a large chance that over a 10 year period, some family emergency exists that would require me to leave for an extended period of time


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Kombucha
08/22/23 2:51:40 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Can it also apply retroactively to all the time I've been here?

For the sake of the topic, nah. I think that would make it too easy for people to escape Ohio and this topic is more about confining people to Ohio.

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ellis123
08/22/23 2:52:44 PM
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As long as someone isn't trying to drag me out of the state or something this would be tough but doable.

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Dark-Summoner
08/22/23 2:53:56 PM
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Shit. Outside of trips to see my family (Which would be reduced by adding at least 6 hours to the drive)

Ohio can't be any worse than Central IL.

Hell the whole state is probably just "The middle of that state but here instead".

So...sure.
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Mussurana
08/22/23 2:56:07 PM
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Don't think I'll avoid a family funeral within the next 10 years unfortunately, so no.

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TheGoldenEel
08/22/23 2:57:35 PM
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Nah, thats not an amount of money worth uprooting my whole life and living somewhere that sucks ass

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Alucard188
08/22/23 2:57:36 PM
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@valjackal

I'm coming to live in your basement.

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dioxxys
08/22/23 3:00:53 PM
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I'm sure it's just like living anywhere else.

Just sounds like op thanks Ohio is terrible or something.

I'm just more concerned about not being near my family.
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Bass
08/22/23 3:03:45 PM
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Sure, I live right next door anyway. PA is a bit better, but that 1 million would go a long way.

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Kombucha
08/22/23 3:04:08 PM
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dioxxys posted...
Just sounds like op thanks Ohio is terrible or something.

I don't think Ohio is terrible, just unremarkable.

I've spent most of my life in Ohio.

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voldothegr8
08/22/23 3:06:20 PM
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I've served that time x4

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/4/AADdfsAADmQy.jpg

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Sheiky-Baby
08/22/23 3:09:28 PM
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Easy deal tc. Too easy. Now, if you said something like Charleston West Virginia, that's a different story.

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Valjackal
08/22/23 4:14:00 PM
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Alucard188 posted...
@valjackal

I'm coming to live in your basement.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/5/AADkClAAExjt.jpg

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Eramir
08/22/23 4:30:38 PM
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Hell no

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