Current Events > Do all failed stand-up comedians become pastors?

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HylianFox 08/22/23 1:41:13 AM #1:	Because it sure seems that way. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975586358] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>Because it sure seems that way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EDF-5 08/22/23 1:41:52 AM #2:	Example? <cite>EDF-5 posted [p:975586365] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>Example?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 08/22/23 1:42:47 AM #3:	I think he's saying his pastor is really unfunny but tells a lot of jokes. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:975586373] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>I think he's saying his pastor is really unfunny but tells a lot of jokes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/22/23 1:52:11 AM #4:	I've been watching YT videos that have clips of pastors and they all seem to make the same hackneyed "take my wife, please" and "women! can't live with 'em, can't have sex until you marry one" type jokes Like, leave the pointed observations to the professionals, okay? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975586445] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>I've been watching YT videos that have clips of pastors and they all seem to make the same hackneyed "take my wife, please" and "women! can't live with 'em, can't have sex until you marry one" type jokesLike, leave the pointed observations to the professionals, okay? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/22/23 1:53:18 AM #5:	No. Sometimes they become conservative bloggers or YouTubers. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975586454] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>No. Sometimes they become conservative bloggers or YouTubers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 08/22/23 1:54:53 AM #6:	HylianFox posted... I've been watching YT videos that have clips of pastors and they all seem to make the same hackneyed "take my wife, please" and "women! can't live with 'em, can't have sex until you marry one" type jokes Like, leave the pointed observations to the professionals, okay? What about them makes them a failed stand up as opposed to just pandering to sexists/being sexist? --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:975586471] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>I've been watching YT videos that have clips of pastors and they all seem to make the same hackneyed "take my wife, please" and "women! can't live with 'em, can't have sex until you marry one" type jokesLike, leave the pointed observations to the professionals, okay?</quote>What about them makes them a failed stand up as opposed to just pandering to sexists/being sexist? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 08/22/23 2:01:15 AM #7:	HylianFox posted... I've been watching YT videos that have clips of pastors and they all seem to make the same hackneyed "take my wife, please" and "women! can't live with 'em, can't have sex until you marry one" type jokes Like, leave the pointed observations to the professionals, okay? A certain type of people love 'joking' about hating their spouse --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:975586507] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite><quote>I've been watching YT videos that have clips of pastors and they all seem to make the same hackneyed "take my wife, please" and "women! can't live with 'em, can't have sex until you marry one" type jokesLike, leave the pointed observations to the professionals, okay?</quote>A certain type of people love 'joking' about hating their spouse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 08/22/23 3:25:56 AM #8:	Tyranthraxus posted... No. Sometimes they become conservative bloggers or YouTubers. If they really strike gold they might even make it into local politics. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:975587102] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>No. Sometimes they become conservative bloggers or YouTubers.</quote>If they really strike gold they might even make it into local politics. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 08/22/23 6:31:56 AM #9:	Sam Kinison went the other way. --- "They think it don't be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:975588198] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>Sam Kinison went the other way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/22/23 6:42:11 AM #10:	Thats the joke --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:975588259] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>Thats the joke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/22/23 7:13:30 AM #11:	No, sometimes the job openings instead go to failed rappers. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:975588508] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>No, sometimes the job openings instead go to failed rappers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/24/23 12:50:16 PM #12:	https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10156444862094030 I couldn't find this clip on YouTube, so I had to link to FB (hisss) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975636015] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10156444862094030I couldn't find this clip on YouTube, so I had to link to FB (hisss) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 08/24/23 12:50:47 PM #13:	You spelled podcasters wrong --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:975636021] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>You spelled podcasters wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/24/23 1:03:51 PM #14:	Really though, that clip needs to be played at the end of every church service "Beautiful sermon, but you know you wouldn't have gotten those laughs if you weren't a pastor." Man, I wish I had that clip when I first made this topic, it's just too perfect. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975636256] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>Really though, that clip needs to be played at the end of every church service"Beautiful sermon, but you know you wouldn't have gotten those laughs if you weren't a pastor."Man, I wish I had that clip when I first made this topic, it's just too perfect. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 08/24/23 1:23:57 PM #15:	When did Joe Rogan get ordained? --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:975636669] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>When did Joe Rogan get ordained? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/24/23 3:18:00 PM #16:	EDF-5 posted... Example? https://youtu.be/HO70lSxQ6x8?t=1201 This guy's whole rant about babies is disgusting, and these people claim to be "pro-life"? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975638735] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>EDF-5 posted... </cite><quote>Example?</quote>https://youtu.be/HO70lSxQ6x8?t=1201This guy's whole rant about babies is disgusting, and these people claim to be "pro-life"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enderknight17 08/24/23 3:33:08 PM #17:	berlyman101 posted... Sam Kinison went the other way. He was such a good comedian. RIP. --- RIP BigAirDay aka Bill. Not changing this signature until the Carolina Panthers win the Super Bowl. Signature started 10/30/11 <cite>Enderknight17 posted [p:975639021] in Do all fai... [t:80543219]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite><quote>Sam Kinison went the other way.</quote>He was such a good comedian. RIP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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