Current Events > It's 1992 and your 10 year old son barges in the front door.

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Verdekal
08/17/23 2:28:08 PM
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"Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!!!"

What do you do?

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Tenlaar
08/17/23 2:30:36 PM
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Freak the fuck out and try to figure out how I have a son that is a year older than me.
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Zikten
08/17/23 2:32:13 PM
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I buy him Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
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Aressar
08/17/23 2:39:33 PM
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"No son, you IDIOT. You already have Bloodstorm, and Bonesquad, and Bloodstorm II, STUPID."

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Cocytus
08/17/23 2:40:35 PM
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I just keep on ignoring.

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Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me?
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mercurydude
08/17/23 2:41:40 PM
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I say, "Child, I am still in mourning for Freddie Mercury here. He hasn't even been dead for a year and you're coming at me with this! If you don't leave me be, I'll rewire that game to play We Will Rock You every time you turn the system on! You'll be hearing that song in your dreams!"

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firedoom666
08/17/23 2:52:51 PM
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I probably make dumb baby noises. Since I was only born in February 1992

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NatsuSama
08/17/23 2:55:32 PM
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Hope my parents keep whatever that thing is away from me since I'm a newborn baby, and this child that's 10 claims to be my son.

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WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT
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divot1338
08/17/23 3:01:18 PM
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I buy him two copies so he doesnt have to share with Kaitlyn.

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Bass
08/17/23 3:02:19 PM
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Nothing probably since I was like 1 year old. Would be pretty weird to have a son that young.

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Zikten
08/17/23 3:05:01 PM
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Bass posted...
Nothing probably since I was like 1 year old. Would be pretty weird to have a son that young.
Time travel was involved. Your son came from the future
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