Current Events > Anyone else eat their food while grocery shopping?

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 10:40:07 AM
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Sometimes Ill eat a full apple while Im waiting in the check out line.

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ironman2009
08/11/23 10:41:18 AM
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Nah. Mostly because the carts and baskets gross me out to the point that the first thing I do when I get home is wash my hands.

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DarkFists
08/11/23 10:43:44 AM
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Nah, I don't fault those that do though, especially hypoglycemic people

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 10:45:21 AM
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I always save the sticker for them to scan

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DarkFists
08/11/23 10:45:37 AM
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I mean... that's pretty fair tbh

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 10:48:46 AM
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Ive gone through an entire 12 pack of Sierra Mist while shopping at Target. Its hard not to spend all day there.

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DarkFists
08/11/23 10:49:26 AM
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MobileProphet posted...
Ive gone through an entire 12 pack of Sierra Mist while shopping at Target. Its hard not to spend all day there.
Okay, that's pushing it

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brestugo
08/11/23 10:49:57 AM
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Nope. Trying to be as inconspicuous as possible.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 10:50:00 AM
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DarkFists posted...
Okay, that's pushing it

I always make sure they scan the box at check out then recycle it.

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LincolnDuncan
08/11/23 10:50:18 AM
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a lot of times grapes are priced by the pound, so your innocent snacking can add up to literal cents! Which is no big deal, unless you're a big wig grocery store owner.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/11/23 10:50:40 AM
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MobileProphet posted...
Ive gone through an entire 12 pack of Sierra Mist while shopping at Target. Its hard not to spend all day there.
No you haven't

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 10:50:59 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
No you haven't

Bet

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Paragon21XX
08/11/23 10:55:55 AM
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Apples are sold by weight, so I hope you don't mind if I charge you the price for a pound of apples for the one you ate.

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LightHawKnight
08/11/23 10:58:30 AM
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I rather not go shopping hungry, waste of money for one and two not sure if I want to eat an fruit other people have touched without washing first.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 10:58:43 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Apples are sold by weight, so I hope you don't mind if I charge you the price for a pound of apples for the one you ate.

I always have a spare apple handy for them to scan twice. Im not some type of delinquent. I bring home apples too ya know.

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Bishop_Hastur
08/11/23 10:59:13 AM
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Nope. I know people who do, and I refuse to shop with them.

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Heartomaton
08/11/23 11:00:01 AM
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I don't eat it before it's paid for.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 11:00:06 AM
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Im not like most girls. I bag my chicken bones but Ive seen people leave them in carts too. No one cares at the pigglywiggly

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Pitlord_Special
08/11/23 11:07:21 AM
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Ive eaten an entire rotisserie chicken before while shopping, and then have the cashier ring up the container with bones and chicken scraps in it.

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potdnewb
08/11/23 12:12:46 PM
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i dont do my own shopping usually my personal chef or one of the aides does it
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ArkhamOrigins
08/11/23 12:20:34 PM
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No, I'm not a dirty fucking thief

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Kai_Laguna
08/11/23 12:22:09 PM
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No, I make sure I'm not hungry before I go grocery shopping otherwise I get too tempted by candy and baked goods.
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UnsteadyOwl
08/11/23 12:33:56 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeplVT4qEZc

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DeadBankerDream
08/11/23 12:38:08 PM
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I look down on people who do.

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Ultima_Fury
08/11/23 12:41:25 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Apples are sold by weight, so I hope you don't mind if I charge you the price for a pound of apples for the one you ate.

I remember when I was a cashier at a supermarket, this crackhead ate the single banana he was gonna buy while in line and just gave me a the fucking banana peel to ring up.
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MobileProphet
08/11/23 12:44:42 PM
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I dont get paid to clean up after myself in public.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 12:45:29 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
No, I'm not a dirty fucking thief

Calm down Arkham. I got a coupon.

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ArkhamOrigins
08/11/23 12:46:50 PM
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MobileProphet posted...
Calm down Arkham. I got a coupon.

I'm not surprised

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 12:48:46 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
I'm not surprised

If I told you I was a girl would you post on your ArkhamKnight account?

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ArkhamOrigins
08/11/23 12:49:38 PM
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MobileProphet posted...
If I told you I was a girl would you post on your ArkhamKnight account?

I don't give a fuck who you are and I ain't gonna do shit for you, kiddo

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 12:50:51 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
I don't give a fuck who you are and I ain't gonna do shit for you, kiddo

Youre a spicy one. You went all ArkhamCity on my ass just now.

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Mr_hulk88
08/11/23 12:51:17 PM
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MobileProphet posted...
Sometimes Ill eat a full apple while Im waiting in the check out line.
What? How. No washing the apple, get sticky fingers all the way home, getting all your bags and groceries sticky too? Gross
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MobileProphet
08/11/23 12:52:00 PM
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Mr_hulk88 posted...
What? How. No washing the apple, get sticky fingers all the way home, getting all your bags and groceries sticky too? Gross

Ive never washed my fruit before. The stores do that and I have sanitizer.

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Mr_hulk88
08/11/23 12:53:52 PM
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MobileProphet posted...
Ive never washed my fruit before. The stores do that and I have sanitizer.
Well, newsflash, you have been wrong.
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LightHawKnight
08/11/23 12:54:28 PM
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MobileProphet posted...
Ive never washed my fruit before. The stores do that and I have sanitizer.

Stores do not wash their produce. You need to wash your fruits and veggies at home, they are a major cause of food poisoning cause most people dont wash them. Also hand sanitizer just spreads the stickiness or greasiness around.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 12:55:07 PM
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Mr_hulk88 posted...
Well, newsflash, you have been wrong.

Ive never been sick either. Its not like Im trying the fruit and then putting it back lol

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uwnim
08/11/23 12:56:50 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Ive eaten an entire rotisserie chicken before while shopping, and then have the cashier ring up the container with bones and chicken scraps in it.
Why. Like seriously why.

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rexcrk
08/11/23 1:19:07 PM
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Im not a thief so, no.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 1:19:37 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Im not a thief so, no.

You cant steal something you pay for.

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Robot2600
08/11/23 1:20:36 PM
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No i am civilized.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 1:38:03 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
No i am civilized.

I just imagined you saying that with your pinky up your nose lol

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FL81
08/11/23 1:39:57 PM
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This is theft.

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MobileProphet
08/11/23 1:41:44 PM
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FL81 posted...
This is theft.

Its paid for lol. Where do you guys get your logic?

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