Current Events > Heinz's has the worst Goddamn squeeze nozzle in the whole wide world.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/10/23 7:03:09 PM
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Can't even adjust or calculate to keep it from splattering it all over your hotdog at first squeeze.

Took a damn exacto and I cut the damn rubber piece off.

I mean look it up.

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a-c-a-b
08/10/23 7:06:39 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...


Took a damn exacto and I cut the damn rubber piece off.

I did that immediately after using one of those bottles for the first time.

I can't believe anyone thought that was a good idea.

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ANort175
08/10/23 7:08:16 PM
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Been a while since I used any of their stuff besides their relish(which just kinda has an empty hole at the top) but yeah I remember their BBQ sauce being like this.

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Tyranthraxus
08/10/23 7:11:28 PM
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They have two squeeze nozzles. There's the small one that make a goddamn mess if you try to use it anywhere except on your plate, and then they also have regular nozzle that work just like you expect them to.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/10/23 7:15:26 PM
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ANort175 posted...
Been a while since I used any of their stuff besides their relish(which just kinda has an empty hole at the top) but yeah I remember their BBQ sauce being like this.

Yea it has like a rubber piece cut into a X inside the hole.

Read where it's meant to keep the contents from gumming up around the hole and cap area.

People wouldn't know what to do if everything still came in glass or jars where you actually had to spread it on with a knife or spoon.

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