Current Events > Somalia "athlete" sets world record for 100m sprint.

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St0rmFury
08/03/23 6:15:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLgyVfDlP5o

Slowest world record, that is.

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gmanthebest
08/03/23 6:20:19 AM
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Hopefully an actual athlete didn't get their spot taken for this. But I'm sure that's exactly what happened.

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UnfairRepresent
08/03/23 6:27:11 AM
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gmanthebest posted...
Hopefully an actual athlete didn't get their spot taken for this. But I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
Sounds like she's family of rich political people

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Hornezz
08/03/23 6:42:29 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sounds like she's family of rich political people
Yep, allegedly she's related to the chairwoman of the Somali athletics federation.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasra-abukar-ali

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Giacomo_Hawkins
08/03/23 6:43:47 AM
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That's a world record I have a shot at beating!

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AceMos
08/03/23 7:01:17 AM
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ok why does this need a topic do you feel big and tough making fu n of her

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St0rmFury
08/03/23 7:02:03 AM
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AceMos posted...
ok why does this need a topic do you feel big and tough making fu n of her
Go home, dad. You're drunk.

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deoxxys
08/03/23 7:10:03 AM
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Hey look its stick in the mud

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TonyKojima
08/03/23 7:12:25 AM
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AceMos posted...
ok why does this need a topic do you feel big and tough making fu n of her
Oof not a good look AceMos. You don't see anything wrong here?

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AceMos
08/03/23 7:14:30 AM
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TonyKojima posted...
Oof not a good look AceMos. You don't see anything wrong here?
i dont see the need to bully a person for their physical abilities

sure call out the corruption that got her on that field that is fine but dont make fun of her for her lack of physical abilities

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brestugo
08/03/23 7:14:48 AM
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Hornezz posted...
Yep, allegedly she's related to the chairwoman of the Somali athletics federation.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/aug/02/slowest-ever-sprinter-somalia-nasra-abukar-ali
That's what the outrage is about. Not so much the shitty performance.

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TimeForAction
08/03/23 7:47:44 AM
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ngl, I actually laughed watching that. Thatd be me if I was racing
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LincolnDuncan
08/03/23 7:58:03 AM
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this feels like a snl skit

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brestugo
08/03/23 8:02:03 AM
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It's like sending Ivanka to an economic summit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf20wypum5o

Note the look on Lagarde's face around 00:14. Nepotism is never pretty when it's exposed...


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DrPrimemaster
08/03/23 8:09:05 AM
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Some comedian had a bit about putting an average person in all olympic events just to give context.

This kind of does that.

It is interesting to see the difference.

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Nemu
08/03/23 8:14:47 AM
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Does participating in something like that boost someone's resume? I cannot imagine willingly putting myself through such embarrassment as a nepotism spot without some major gain. Feels more like that other thing recently where they had some random lady fill a vacant spot to avoid disqualification.
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Ricemills
08/03/23 8:20:57 AM
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Amateur. I can go much lower.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 8:22:40 AM
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lmao that was awful. She sucks >_>

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ArtiRock
08/03/23 8:24:09 AM
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Holy hell, that lady in the front was smoking them all.

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Vyrulisse
08/03/23 8:25:14 AM
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AceMos posted...
ok why does this need a topic do you feel big and tough making fu n of her
Everyone knows she doesn't belong in that event.
She probably knows she doesn't belong there yet she clearly took a spot from someone that actually took it seriously all because of connections. That's the issue.

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DKBananaSlamma
08/03/23 8:26:53 AM
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AceMos posted...
ok why does this need a topic do you feel big and tough making fu n of her
Only on CE would you find posts like these >_>

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brestugo
08/03/23 8:27:25 AM
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Nemu posted...
Does participating in something like that boost someone's resume? I cannot imagine willingly putting myself through such embarrassment as a nepotism spot without some major gain. Feels more like that other thing recently where they had some random lady fill a vacant spot to avoid disqualification.

Once that time split is looked at, no. And you have to submit an official document that includes your time to get any credit for it.

She can always say she was a participant in a world class event though. Which was the point. Probably use that to get appointed Minister of Women's Sport or the equivalent in her country. Maybe even move on to a UN programme.

Again, It's the same thing they tried to do with Ivanka.

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Tyranthraxus
08/03/23 9:23:20 AM
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gmanthebest posted...
Hopefully an actual athlete didn't get their spot taken for this. But I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
Reading the comments that's probably right.

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justaguy3492
08/03/23 9:43:05 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Everyone knows she doesn't belong in that event.
She probably knows she doesn't belong there yet she clearly took a spot from someone that actually took it seriously all because of connections. That's the issue.

It's also pretty funny how slow she is compared to everyone else.

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ShineboxPhil
08/05/23 7:38:20 PM
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Wallahi

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TerraSeeker
08/05/23 8:03:36 PM
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Damn. I was never a good sprinter, but I could at least do 15s.

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