Poll of the Day > I almost went on a date today (close call)

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Yellow
07/30/23 1:59:50 PM
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Today I was talking to a girl at work today and was talking about my favorite smoothie restaurant

She looked at me very directly and said "Oh I love smoothies!"

"Yeah they're pretty good. Well, see you later"

The smoothie was pretty good. I did this because I'm trying to flirt with a different girl. I'm dumb af and only go after one girl at a time. Don't even know if the other is interested.
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Metalsonic66
07/30/23 2:00:56 PM
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Damn you dodged a fuckin' bullet!

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Nade_Duck
07/30/23 2:19:22 PM
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glad ur safe bro

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Yellow
07/30/23 2:19:26 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Damn you dodged a fuckin' bullet!
I've had shit luck with girls my whole life

Then I grew out my beard, stopped being underweight, stopped brushing my hair like a bisexual emo, got good at making casual conversation/jokes and suddenly by complete accident I have options.

Really none of that was intentional. More like a byproduct of going outside too much.
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SilentSeph
07/30/23 2:20:57 PM
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That was pretty smooth......ie

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PK_Spam
07/30/23 3:23:43 PM
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Your virginity is safe another day!

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potdnewb
07/30/23 3:40:23 PM
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what if they followed you together
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Yellow
07/30/23 7:59:59 PM
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potdnewb posted...
what if they followed you together
I don't know what you mean by this.
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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/23 8:08:04 PM
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im scared of women

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Blightzkrieg
07/30/23 8:28:38 PM
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These infernal strumpets always harrowing my dingle donger

I've stopped showering in order to keep them at a safe distance. But I fear my ripened musk may have the opposite effect.

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potdnewb
07/30/23 8:29:39 PM
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Yellow posted...
I don't know what you mean by this.
you are now being stalked
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Yellow
07/30/23 8:41:42 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
im scared of women
The trick is to become so mentally ill that you no longer fear anything. Then you start accidentally talking to them without taking proper precautions, which tricks them into being attracted to you.
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DirtBasedSoap
07/30/23 9:26:56 PM
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Yellow posted...
The trick is to become so mentally ill that you no longer fear anything. Then you start accidentally talking to them without taking proper precautions, which tricks them into being attracted to you.


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Yellow
07/30/23 9:42:42 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I'm joking but not really. I hit rock bottom and have nothing to lose so I currently have no inhibition.

Earlier today I made a coworker quit their job because I lost my filter on their dumb ass. They just kept saying dumb shit and I wouldn't stop telling them. lol.
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potdnewb
07/30/23 10:04:16 PM
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being honest to people is not a mental illness
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