Current Events > I was talking to a busty secretary, when she opened a filecabinet it bounced off

(+) Yeah! (+)

her tits >_>

It was like slo-mo seeing her boobs ripple from the normal perpendicular force being exerted from the file cabinet's momentum: Sir Issac Newton would be proud of this display of jiggle physics. Like waves cascading along a pristine sandy hill. I just came here to pick up paperwork for work but I got more than I bargained for.

I love life. I love boobs >_>

Was there an equal reaction of the titties on the file cabinet that the drawer closed back? I think thats how Newtonian physics go

David1988 posted...

Was there an equal reaction of the titties on the file cabinet that the drawer closed back? I think thats how Newtonian physics go

It did bounce back probably an inch. The boobs had a very elastic property but the metal file cabinet was definitely not elastic.

KanWan posted...

Her boob was probably like

Unless it somehow hit both, then they were both probably like

ass is better

Basically lol

And hell no. Boobs will always be better!

Doing!

Nice.

AloneIBreak posted...

Doing!

Nice.

I could hear the spring sfx from Sonic 1 in my head >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIiMpAOQDC4

She did that completely for your benefit. She's had boobs for years and she's been in that filing cabinet thousands of times. It was definitely not an accident.

did either of you acknowledge this?

She is now carrying your child.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

She did that completely for your benefit. She's had boobs for years and she's been in that filing cabinet thousands of times. It was definitely not an accident.

Or maybe she knows she doesn't have to control her force since she knows her boobs will protect her every time. Why bother? Let that cabinet rip!

thronedfire2 posted...

did either of you acknowledge this?

Nah >_> Me and my coworker were in and out in like 30 seconds and I only said like 15 words tops to her lol. We just needed to get some documents for work and go back. But I have to go back in a few days tho so I hope she's there again.

She looks like she's 40 but damn she's smoking >_> Good for her!

-_rustykranz_- posted...

She is now carrying your child.

babynames.com

You can describe flat chests as cute. All boobs are beautiful.

Plus there are definitely cute titties that aren't flat >_> You crazy

https://youtu.be/bxBoQSXwesI?t=69
1:13 is the relevant comment

feel free to watch the rest if you dare >________>

And if that isn't enough to debunk your flimsy ass creed, here's more

Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste

When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means it was bad

If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you suck on ass, you're a weirdo

When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack

People who stare at boobs are brave heroes who risk the situation because the woman's gaze is right there and thus, they have to sharpen themselves by being crafty and subtle about it.
People who stare at ass are cowards, because there's no risk of getting caught and makes them dull.

Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy, because they're open minded and enjoy variety in life
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

Boobs have a plethora of fun names like Melons, Sweater Puppies, Mommy Milkers, Bazongas, Funbags, Bongos, Honkers, etc. etc.
Ass does have a couple of fun names like Cake, Junk in the Trunk, etc., but not NEARLY as many as boobs do.

No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass lovers will spout nonsense like "b-b-but ass is the original!" because they're unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past. Boobs are for the evolved homo sapien

This PSA is brought to you by CE's resident Titty Meister >_>

Yeah and the ass part is fucking nasty. Look at that recoil in disgust

When a hairstylist rests her tits on my shoulder to cut my hair, I feel a growing urge to to lean forward, turn around and say "Do you mind?"

wanderingshade posted...

When a hairstylist rests her tits on my shoulder to cut my hair, I feel a growing urge to to lean forward, turn around and say "Do you mind?"

Literally whyyyy? I love when my hair stylist presses her boobs on my shoulder. She has like DD cups too so I always look forward to the haircut >_>

Same with my dental hygienists, tho all of them at the office have B cups. But a titty graze is still a titty graze

I was that file cabinet.

NeonTentacles posted...

Literally whyyyy? I love when my hair stylist presses her boobs on my shoulder. She has like DD cups too so I always look forward to the haircut >_>

Same with my dental hygienists, tho all of them at the office have B cups. But a titty graze is still a titty graze

Cause it's like, I'm still gonna give you a $4 tip. Stop rubbing your tits on my shoulder.

I know not every hairdresser is doing it on purpose. Some are just trying to get closer to your head and absentmindedly plopping their tits on the chair right up against you.

The human body contact is nice, but get your tits off me lady.

I do not comprehend >_> But you do you.

Respect women

KanWan posted...

The original callsign of someone with truly an open mind (if there was ever one) is someone who is happy knowing that truly all can participate.

That is definitely what I preach with boobs tho. All boobs are beautiful and reflect the uniqueness of the individual! The perkiness of small boobs, the holdability of medium boobs, and the bounciness of large boobs. There are infinite shapes and infinite nipples to give birth to an endless world of creativity.

I gotta admit that that was a beautiful speech, but it's a shame it's on the wrong side of history >_>

NeonTentacles posted...

And if that isn't enough to debunk your flimsy ass creed, here's more

Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste

When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means it was bad

If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you suck on ass, you're a weirdo

When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack

People who stare at boobs are brave heroes who risk the situation because the woman's gaze is right there and thus, they have to sharpen themselves by being crafty and subtle about it.
People who stare at ass are cowards, because there's no risk of getting caught and makes them dull.

Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy, because they're open minded and enjoy variety in life
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

Boobs have a plethora of fun names like Melons, Sweater Puppies, Mommy Milkers, Bazongas, Funbags, Bongos, Honkers, etc. etc.
Ass does have a couple of fun names like Cake, Junk in the Trunk, etc., but not NEARLY as many as boobs do.

No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass lovers will spout nonsense like "b-b-but ass is the original!" because they're unevolved neanderthals stuck in the past. Boobs are for the evolved homo sapien

This PSA is brought to you by CE's resident Titty Meister >_>

KanWan posted...

Fudge factory, the back door, buttocks, gluteus MAXIMUS, the goalies end, brappers, nalgas, cinnamon ring, peaches, patootie, juicy double, money maker, tushy gushy, double bubble, whoopee cakes, bumper dumper, etc.

The list goes on and on

Hell, there's even countless songs in service to pay tribute to that sweet caboose...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE
https://youtu.be/A6nqBPenUFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwNzhLvRGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7iPkiyG2jQ

I can't believe you would stoop as low as to bring up the fact that ass is so inclusive that even the worst things in life aren't left nondescript to the chaos of an unknowing.. whenever things are even at their worst, ass is there to capture the essence of the thing. It's the cornerstone of all philosophy and of all peoples across epochs of time.

How would we even know about the cyclical cycle of multiple ice ages or who or what built the pyramids? We use carbon dating. Carbon cannons literally brought us into the Neolithic period when the first settlements of advancement used agricultural methods of sometime around 10,000 BCE (Before Current Events). Keep that in mind. What good is birthing just one baby you can't even sustain with nourishment past the age of 3? You're right. We've evolved and entered the new era in which our sustenance relies on the spirit of human achievement.

I enjoy a big ass, but it's true I'm also a man of refined taste. Smaller asses are intrinsic to the human experience and are simply non-exclusionary. Ask yourself this: should people be made to feel self-conscious because of the body they've been blessed with? Excluded from awesome wet T-shirt contests? I think not. The original callsign of someone with truly an open mind (if there was ever one) is someone who is happy knowing that truly all can participate.

I also can't help but chortle at what you call bravery.

To be brave truly brave is to standup from your seat and look above your dates head and look down into the depths of the equal eye. Don't let the double standard of looking at tits fool you -- what is accepted is seldom gives agency to freedom....

damn, at first Neons speech had me than this KanWan guy came in and just took my breath away

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAUsi-AADdQj.jpg

Fun fact: Kiyoshi is actually a boob-man, and he's just lying so he can gain the favor of the chairman (who he found out beforehand is an ass-man).

Your messiah is a lie!

But seriously I love boobs

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/1/AABPmqAADd83.png
or
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/4/AABPmqAAEtNu.png