Current Events > Wokeness began when they took those coin-operated rides out of grocery stores

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According to - you guessed it - Frank Stallone

Those things sucked though. Way better stuff to spend your quarters on. Wokeness began when they took out the arcade games from 7-11. Now that's some lib bullshit.

They still have these things, theyre just not at grocery stores

malls have them for example

Homie really over here crying about those shitty ass rides

Wokeness killed the rainbow colored horse rides.

"Things were better when I was a kid and didn't care about stuff"

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I'd rather watch Rhinestone and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot back to back every day for a year than listen to anything Frank Stallone has to say about anything just once.

What is a coin operated horse without a Jennifer Connelly to ride it?

They put a Lottery machine in their place.

@TheGoldenEel posted...

They still have these things, theyre just not at grocery stores

malls have them for example

Malls? What malls? Woke destroyed malls.

It was a time when you left your kid on that while you went in the store and just had faith they wouldnt disappear

This guy must really hate Roosters.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLAAd0QEr4k

The more I hear of Frank, he sounds just like Paulie.

Paulie: You you you- know Rock. They use to have these little horses out side of Leo-Market.

Then Black people moved into the area and they made them take it up.

Rocky: Hey Paulie, don't black kids like the Ponies too, why would they take them up.

Paulie: I don't know Rock, I just know it's them.

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

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lol

A song by Frank Stallone!

They took my horse ride and put up a wokeness store.
Now I can't grab random ass like before!

Fuckin' sexual harassment laws!

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone
They took my horse ride and put up a wokeness store!

You're not supposed to be in that seat, Mrs. Parks
It's reserved for folks whose skin ain't so dark!

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone
They took my horse ride and put up a wokeness store!

We used to listen to that song Lola and laugh
Now people love Lola and ask for her autograph!

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone
They took my horse ride and put up a wokeness store!

Just last week, Sarah married Michelle
I wanna ban it cuz I'm a bitter incel

73 years old, and still a bitter incel

Er... I mean... they took my horse ride and put up a wokeness store!

Damn liberals taking away the 25c horsie rides!

My favorites were the ones that were obviously one character that had been repainted to look like another

You know when woke started? When adults abused kids, when police acted outside their authority and weren't held accountable, when we learned the national anthem was racist indoctrination propaganda, and we fvccd around and found out free speech isn't free.

bloodyarts posted...

You know when woke started? When adults abused kids, when police acted outside their authority and weren't held accountable, when we learned the national anthem was racist indoctrination propaganda, and we fvccd around and found out free speech isn't free.

No, I'm pretty sure it was coin-operated rides

These folks have such brain rot these days lol

Turbam posted...

Homie really over here crying about those shitty ass rides

I mean... They seem really shitty to adults, but as kids they were amazing. I don't see what they remotely have to do with wokeness or anything else mentioned, but I can get behind a general "bring them back for current / future kids" push.