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SilvosForever
07/27/23 2:17:45 PM
#1:


A naked blond walks into a bar, with
a poodle under one arm and a two
foot salami under the other. She
lays the poodle on the table. Bar-
tender says: "I suppose you won't
be needing a drink." The naked
lady says...


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DrizztLink
07/27/23 2:18:04 PM
#2:


no soap, radio

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Irony
07/27/23 2:18:29 PM
#3:


Idk my bff Jill

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Foppe
07/27/23 2:19:03 PM
#4:


I sure do.

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Lordgold666
07/27/23 2:21:10 PM
#5:


Rectum? Damn near killed em!

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Shotgunnova
07/27/23 2:32:33 PM
#6:


"No, my dog's trying to stay on the wagon this time"

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Heartomaton
07/27/23 2:33:24 PM
#7:


*Salami slap*

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Southernfatman
07/27/23 2:36:10 PM
#8:


That's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife.

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masterpug53
07/27/23 2:41:01 PM
#10:


"No, I definitely need a drink. My head still hurts from walking into that bar."

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Cocytus
07/27/23 2:41:57 PM
#11:


"Hey! I have a poodle and a salami. I'm ready for anything!"

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TheGoldenEel
07/27/23 2:42:23 PM
#12:


Got any grapes?

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masterpug53
07/27/23 2:45:00 PM
#14:


"No, but I need some herbs and pepper. I'm trying to make pupperoni."

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Turbam
07/27/23 2:45:01 PM
#15:


The thing is it's been rough weeks. Ever since I... killed those 3 Wall Street guys

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Southernfatman
07/27/23 2:46:41 PM
#18:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


*ignites fart with lighter*

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royic
07/27/23 2:47:06 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


at least one person tried

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DragulaRULEZ
07/27/23 2:48:06 PM
#20:


Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll.

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Lairen
07/27/23 2:49:34 PM
#21:


"Why wouldnt i need a drink?"

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masterpug53
07/27/23 2:50:46 PM
#22:


royic posted...
at least one person tried

What am I a piece of garbage to you?

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rodu_jr
07/28/23 12:58:37 PM
#23:


my ass

a little Kung Pow reference for ya
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