Current Events > People really have been waiting for Jesus to come back for a long time

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cousinvini
07/27/23 1:14:53 PM
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any day now....

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haloiscoolisbak
07/27/23 1:16:18 PM
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How many 2012 type end of world scenarios have we survived now

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Shotgunnova
07/27/23 1:22:03 PM
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Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you gotta cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey, Dad, Jesus had long hair!"
And dad says, "That's right, son -- Jesus walked everywhere"

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AldousIsDead
07/27/23 1:23:23 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you gotta cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey, Dad, Jesus had long hair!"
And dad says, "That's right, son -- Jesus walked everywhere"
If you told me those were the lyrics to a country song I'd believe you.

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Shotgunnova
07/27/23 1:36:19 PM
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Well, they are lyrics, so...

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VeggetaX
07/27/23 1:40:40 PM
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In the same breath, some will have their dicks eternally out for Harambe.

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Heartomaton
07/27/23 1:40:49 PM
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He's just fashionably late.

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MabusIncarnate
07/27/23 1:41:56 PM
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He's gonna have Hunter's laptop under his arm when he does

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And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries.
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Were_Wyrm
07/27/23 1:43:19 PM
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I saw him last week.

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C-Mac
07/27/23 2:02:38 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you gotta cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey, Dad, Jesus had long hair!"
And dad says, "That's right, son -- Jesus walked everywhere"
I find humor in this.
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SiO4
07/27/23 2:12:10 PM
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Don't we need a Red Heifer first?

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