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CM_Ponch
07/26/23 7:51:52 PM
#1:


Pee in her butt

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thronedfire2
07/26/23 7:52:39 PM
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thats the one I was going to post :(

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hockeybub89
07/26/23 7:53:25 PM
#3:


Think ladderly

The joke is a planet and its death is a room outside

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ArsGoetia
07/26/23 7:53:33 PM
#4:


how do you get a dead message board into a shoe box?
blender
how do you get it out?
nachos
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CE_gonna_CE
07/26/23 7:53:33 PM
#5:


Just its career

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MrResetti
07/26/23 7:54:30 PM
#6:


Man fan broke and the room shot up to 93 degrees
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Ivynn
07/26/23 7:54:43 PM
#7:


*smiles Burgessly*

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Quake-64
07/26/23 7:54:45 PM
#8:


MrResetti posted...
Man fan broke and the room shot up to 93 degrees

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MrResetti
07/26/23 7:56:23 PM
#11:


MrResetti posted...
Man fan broke and the room shot up to 93 degrees
Shit it's died
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stormtrooper634
07/26/23 8:20:20 PM
#12:


What ever you do don't mention Candle Ja

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
07/26/23 8:22:20 PM
#13:


Is creasing jays dead yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u7wUZfdtPA


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CM_Ponch
07/26/23 8:34:18 PM
#15:


Mother Fuck Tito

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Lairen
07/26/23 8:35:36 PM
#17:


My wife said "blah blah blah sexual innuendo."



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thronedfire2
07/26/23 8:37:57 PM
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I had to really fuck LUEshi up to get past this 80 character per line limit but I don't think it's noticeable

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modena
07/26/23 8:38:31 PM
#19:


How do I horn?

Edit:Started on the GTA3 board.

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AloneIBreak
07/26/23 8:38:57 PM
#20:


babynames.com

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JuanCarlos1
07/26/23 8:41:34 PM
#21:


To CE!

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 8:48:10 PM
#24:


If by "boned a girl" you mean "stabbed with a bone" then I'd say about 27 times

Remember the "Your school has 73 genders!?" joke? That was like 20 years ago >_> times are certainly different from then lol

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 8:48:38 PM
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Man the harpoons!

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 8:50:08 PM
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stormtrooper634 posted...
What ever you do don't mention Candle Ja
no no no, you did it wrong. You gotta say the whole name Candle Jack, then you end the post like

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ForsakenHermit
07/26/23 8:51:44 PM
#28:


Pastafarian puns

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0Renegade
07/26/23 8:52:49 PM
#29:


this is me

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Tyranthraxus
07/26/23 8:53:55 PM
#30:


I'll post one as soon as I get a soda from my fridge upstairs.

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loafy013
07/26/23 8:54:28 PM
#31:


Put up your dukes.

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VirtuousWrath
07/26/23 8:56:31 PM
#32:


p

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Robot2600
07/26/23 8:57:44 PM
#33:


pics or it didn't happen

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Doom_Art
07/26/23 8:58:23 PM
#34:


Indian guys are the new bulls

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 9:06:52 PM
#36:


$200 Jeans
Wolf shirts

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LArcEnCieIX
07/26/23 9:08:39 PM
#37:


brown guy

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 9:09:36 PM
#38:


LArcEnCieIX posted...
brown guy
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/8/AAfWomAAEfRc.jpg

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Robot2600
07/26/23 9:09:58 PM
#39:


fandom.gamespot.gamefaqs.gamestop.com

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 9:10:24 PM
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Rip imgur.com/F9agy

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 9:10:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/6/AAfWomAAEsok.jpg

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Rexdragon125
07/26/23 9:18:39 PM
#42:


Ctrl+F "blood was everywhere" was not found
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Winterking
07/26/23 9:24:31 PM
#43:


What are you, some kind of soil expert?
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ArsGoetia
07/26/23 9:25:05 PM
#44:


did yall do big jeffrey or was that just lue
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bigtiggie23
07/26/23 9:25:38 PM
#45:


ArsGoetia posted...

nachos

How much do they cost?

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Blue_Target
07/26/23 9:29:41 PM
#47:


No soap radio

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MisterPengy
07/26/23 9:29:41 PM
#48:


stormtrooper634 posted...
What ever you do don't mention Candle Ja

Dude, that is now how you do the Candle Jack meme! You have to actually say his full name, and

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MrResetti
07/26/23 9:33:51 PM
#49:


Terlot tissue
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brestugo
07/26/23 9:37:18 PM
#50:


Black Pope Iseem

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NeonTentacles
07/26/23 9:37:29 PM
#51:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/2/AAUsi-AADNzS.jpg

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