Current Events > Florida man DeSantis evolved in crash...of his own motorcade.

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SiO4 07/25/23 12:47:02 PM #1:	Granted he wasn't driving, but kind of a feat to crash in your own Motorcade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usDReWCWhHc --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:975056793] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Granted he wasn't driving, but kind of a feat to crash in your own Motorcade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usDReWCWhHc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 07/25/23 12:48:08 PM #2:	What did he evolve into? --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:975056826] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>What did he evolve into? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fin_Dawg_004 07/25/23 12:48:09 PM #3:	What pokemon did he evolve into? --- Ruthkanda Forever <cite>Fin_Dawg_004 posted [p:975056828] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>What pokemon did he evolve into?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/25/23 12:49:54 PM #4:	Congratulations! Your DESANTIS evolved into DEATHSATAN! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975056875] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations! Your DESANTIS evolved into DEATHSATAN!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 07/25/23 12:50:38 PM #5:	Antifar posted... What did he evolve into? Ideally, something with more humanity --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:975056892] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite><quote>What did he evolve into?</quote>Ideally, something with more humanity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 07/25/23 12:52:57 PM #6:	What would Pokemon DeSantis's typing be? --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:975056936] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>What would Pokemon DeSantis's typing be?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
burns112233 07/25/23 12:53:09 PM #7:	DeSantis: "This isn't even my final form." evolves into crash <cite>burns112233 posted [p:975056942] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>DeSantis: "This isn't even my final form." evolves into crash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 07/25/23 12:53:29 PM #8:	masterpug53 posted... Congratulations! Your DESANTIS evolved into DEATHSATAN! FUCK!!!! I was slamming on the B button while it was equipped with an Everstone. NOTHING WORKED!!!!! --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:975056951] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>masterpug53 posted... </cite><quote>Congratulations! Your DESANTIS evolved into DEATHSATAN!</quote>FUCK!!!!I was slamming on the B button while it was equipped with an Everstone.NOTHING WORKED!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyborgSage00x0 07/25/23 12:53:41 PM #9:	He evolved into a Transformer? --- PotD's resident Film Expert. <cite>CyborgSage00x0 posted [p:975056954] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>He evolved into a Transformer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 07/25/23 12:58:08 PM #10:	Hehe, I hope evolves into a reasonable person, but I think that ship has sailed. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:975057057] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Hehe, I hope evolves into a reasonable person, but I think that ship has sailed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 07/25/23 12:58:54 PM #11:	Fin_Dawg_004 posted... What pokemon did he evolve into? A stunfisk <cite>Srk700 posted [p:975057075] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Fin_Dawg_004 posted... </cite><quote>What pokemon did he evolve into?</quote>A stunfisk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrabFeeder 07/25/23 1:09:06 PM #12:	Evolution is a mystery --- MK1 - It's in our blood <cite>CrabFeeder posted [p:975057335] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Evolution is a mystery</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
comicfire 07/25/23 1:09:55 PM #13:	__aCEr__ posted... What would Pokemon DeSantis's typing be? Dark/Fire --- But you can call me Erika~ <cite>comicfire posted [p:975057359] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite><quote>What would Pokemon DeSantis's typing be?</quote>Dark/Fire</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 07/25/23 1:10:10 PM #14:	Homosapien devolved into DeSantis? --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:975057368] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Homosapien devolved into DeSantis?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El_Marsh 07/25/23 1:10:45 PM #15:	CrabFeeder posted... Evolution is a mystery Full of changes that no one sees --- http://i.imgur.com/0APl48O.gifv Chiefs win! Chiefs win! EAT IT, HATERS! <cite>El_Marsh posted [p:975057379] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>CrabFeeder posted... </cite><quote>Evolution is a mystery</quote>Full of changes that no one sees</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 07/25/23 1:11:49 PM #16:	Anything involving DeSantis is devolution tbh --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:975057394] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Anything involving DeSantis is devolution tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 07/25/23 1:13:05 PM #18:	Fin_Dawg_004 posted... What pokemon did he evolve into? Garbodor --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975057418] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Fin_Dawg_004 posted... </cite><quote>What pokemon did he evolve into?</quote>Garbodor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 07/25/23 1:14:49 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Lmao --- Please don't be weird in my topics <cite>Antifar posted [p:975057464] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 07/25/23 1:16:30 PM #20:	The woke traffic is out to get him --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:975057497] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>The woke traffic is out to get him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 07/25/23 1:17:34 PM #21:	Antifar posted... Lmao Kinda fucked up though. We certainly weren't built to be in cars. Side note: My Mother died in a single-car accident. She either fell asleep at the wheel, or there is speculation she may have had a Heart Attack. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:975057522] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted...</cite><quote>Lmao</quote>Kinda fucked up though. We certainly weren't built to be in cars. Side note: My Mother died in a single-car accident. She either fell asleep at the wheel, or there is speculation she may have had a Heart Attack.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KINDERFELD 07/25/23 1:25:43 PM #22:	Incompetent. --- POLITICS IS MY RELIGION PS5, Switch, RTX 3080 12GB <cite>KINDERFELD posted [p:975057697] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Incompetent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 07/25/23 1:38:12 PM #23:	You're telling me that isn't even his final form? --- Let's all please just get along. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:975057916] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>You're telling me that isn't even his final form? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 07/25/23 1:38:53 PM #24:	Next up: Florida governor signs bill repealing the laws of physics Isaac Newton was woke --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:975057926] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Next up: Florida governor signs bill repealing the laws of physics Isaac Newton was woke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 07/25/23 1:38:55 PM #25:	Did his motorcade crash or was that just his campaign? --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:975057927] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>Did his motorcade crash or was that just his campaign?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 07/25/23 1:43:49 PM #26:	__aCEr__ posted... What would Pokemon DeSantis's typing be? Normal. I got it in my head that DeSantis would most closely resemble a whiny little Whismur (at least personality-wise), and it's description on Bulbapedia reinforced that sentiment: Whismur's murmurs are barely audible, but when it senses danger, it lets out an ear-splitting cry as loud as a jet plane taking off. The cry of a Whismur is about 100 decibels and can cause an all-day headache should anyone be near it. Startled by its own cries, it will cry louder. When it finally stops crying, it will fall asleep from exhaustion. Because it breathes through its ear canals, it can cry continually. However, it will stop crying if its ear covers are shut. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:975058022] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite><quote>What would Pokemon DeSantis's typing be?</quote>Normal. I got it in my head that DeSantis would most closely resemble a whiny little Whismur (at least personality-wise), and it's description on Bulbapedia reinforced that sentiment:Whismur's murmurs are barely audible, but when it senses danger, it lets out an ear-splitting cry as loud as a jet plane taking off. The cry of a Whismur is about 100 decibels and can cause an all-day headache should anyone be near it. Startled by its own cries, it will cry louder. When it finally stops crying, it will fall asleep from exhaustion. Because it breathes through its ear canals, it can cry continually. However, it will stop crying if its ear covers are shut.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 07/25/23 2:01:30 PM #27:	lilORANG posted... You're telling me that isn't even his final form? Are you trying to tell me this is a Race Horse? ~Ginger Rogers. I will always love this line and its delivery. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:975058370] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>lilORANG posted...</cite><quote>You're telling me that isn't even his final form? </quote>Are you trying to tell me this is a Race Horse? ~Ginger Rogers. I will always love this line and its delivery.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 07/25/23 2:05:17 PM #28:	El_Marsh posted... Ideally, something with more humanity By DeSantis' abysmally-low standards, a high-as-a-kite, man-eating alligator on a murderous rampage throughout downtown Miami would count as having more humanity than he currently possesses. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:975058449] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>El_Marsh posted... </cite><quote>Ideally, something with more humanity</quote>By DeSantis' abysmally-low standards, a high-as-a-kite, man-eating alligator on a murderous rampage throughout downtown Miami would count as having more humanity than he currently possesses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 07/25/23 2:12:57 PM #29:	rip man desantis evolved in the crash drove up to 97 motorcade vehicles --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:975058591] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>rip man desantisevolved in the crash drove up to 97 motorcade vehicles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 07/25/23 2:30:13 PM #30:	TheMikh posted... rip man desantis evolved in the crash drove up to 97 motorcade vehicles Hehe, well played!! --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:975058931] in Florida ma... [t:80518883]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted...</cite><quote>rip man desantisevolved in the crash drove up to 97 motorcade vehicles</quote>Hehe, well played!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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