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SaltyWet
07/23/23 7:37:43 PM
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Robot2600
07/23/23 7:38:17 PM
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ahhh yes. the wall.

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MarbyIsBack
07/23/23 7:38:51 PM
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wtf I do that for free

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itachi15243
07/23/23 7:40:03 PM
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No problem.

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lilORANG
07/23/23 7:40:04 PM
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Sure. I slack off at my current job by playing on my phone and accomplishing nothing, so I'd do the same for this new job.

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MarbyIsBack
07/23/23 7:40:32 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Sure. I slack off at my current job by playing on my phone and accomplishing nothing, so I'd do the same for this new job.

SaltyWet posted...
You cannot have any distractions.


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sauceje
07/23/23 7:41:09 PM
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tempting, but I don't think I could do it. I'd go insane

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SaltyWet
07/23/23 7:41:40 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Sure. I slack off at my current job by playing on my phone and accomplishing nothing, so I'd do the same for this new job.
No phone. It is confiscated every time you clock in.

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DarkFists
07/23/23 7:42:20 PM
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What happens if you fall asleep in this hypothetical scenario? Because i dunno about you but that shit would knock me out :P

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SaltyWet
07/23/23 7:43:34 PM
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DarkFists posted...
What happens if you fall asleep in this hypothetical scenario? Because i dunno about you but that shit would knock me out :P
No pay.

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lilORANG
07/23/23 7:45:42 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
No phone. It is confiscated every time you clock in.
I'm not supposed to use my phone on the clock at my current job either. I can be a bad employee and still get paid.

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SaltyWet
07/23/23 7:48:52 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I'm not supposed to use my phone on the clock at my current job either. I can be a bad employee and still get paid.
Not in this scenario.

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Dakimakura
07/23/23 7:49:55 PM
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I have a very vivid and wild imagination, I would love this.

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KainWind
07/23/23 7:51:41 PM
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Maybe for a period of time. How are the benefits? And can I stand occasionally and I assume there are breaks as required by law?

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andel
07/23/23 7:53:31 PM
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would be super brutal to do that 40 hours a week but would probably do it as it would give me a raise and wouldn't have the stress of running a business. my best years have been slightly better than that but the average isn't as good and is more stressful

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Enderknight17
07/23/23 8:23:33 PM
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I imagine I could use that time to think and reflect so that would be very productive.

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LSGW_Zephyra
07/23/23 8:25:34 PM
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Too many chances of just falling asleep.

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